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#357357 - 08/31/08 10:39 PM Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Do they?

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#357358 - 08/31/08 10:41 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Why do you want to know? Kill a couple and now the pressure is getting to you?
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#357359 - 08/31/08 10:42 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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im calling the feds......
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#357360 - 08/31/08 10:44 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Why do you want to know? Kill a couple and now the pressure is getting to you?



Just wondering. I was just wondering. I know that in Russia, in shit-hole parts of the country cops just dont give a fuck.

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#357361 - 08/31/08 10:54 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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What kind of candy do they like?

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#357362 - 08/31/08 10:56 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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In my experience the answer is yes. When I was working at a video arcade we used to get frequent visits/calls from the local law enforcement asking if we had seen so-and-so kid who had run away.

It probably will vary depending on where you live. In a real city I imagine they have other priorities but where I was living only had about 40,000 people.
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#357363 - 08/31/08 11:13 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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...with handcuffs and chains...

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#357364 - 08/31/08 11:47 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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#357365 - 09/01/08 12:49 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Yes...I have had my house searched for a friend before...Thankfully she was not in the house at the time or my mom would have gotten in trouble...
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#357366 - 09/01/08 01:45 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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starrpowerready: So you have two kids, you are a junkie and you still live with your mom? Girl I hate to say it, but you are a trainwreck.
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#357367 - 09/01/08 01:55 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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starrpowerready: So you have two kids, you are a junkie and you still live with your mom? Girl I hate to say it, but you are a trainwreck.



Of course I am a trainwreck! Although, I don't live with my mom. I do have two kids. I'm not a junkie, trust me if I was I'd shout it to the world, yes I occasionally do drugs but not often enough to be considered a junkie. I was a few years ago. Hardcore junkie.
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#357368 - 09/01/08 01:58 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Ok. So what's stopping you from doing porn? It seems like you have all it takes to be a great whore. etc
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#357369 - 09/01/08 02:13 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Ok. So what's stopping you from doing porn? It seems like you have all it takes to be a great whore. etc




Well, I have a boyfriend and I'm not so much in to the fact my kids culd see this when they're older. And I look like shit so it's not like I would be getting jobs anyway...Oh and I'm borderline germaphobe so I'm not cool with regular physical contact with strangers let alone some random guy's giant hairy cock in my mouth.
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#357370 - 09/01/08 02:31 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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What kind of candy do they like?





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#357371 - 09/01/08 07:05 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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What kind of candy do they like?







I remember when I was a kid how my mom told me never to get in a car with strangers, or never accept candy from them. These day's these young moms probably tell this to their kids: "Girl, if they offer you $100 to get in the car then you better jumop in it".

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#357372 - 09/01/08 11:14 AM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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I never really liked candy. Now if a man in a car drove by offering me mashed potatoes, I might have considered it.
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#357373 - 09/01/08 01:36 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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OMG, my gf is a major potato freak. Her favorite food, hands down. Mashed, baked, boiled, fried; it's the only thing she ever finishes on her plate.

But she has a sweet tooth as well. You just haven't found the right candy yet, Gia.

I bet you'd like these...




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#357374 - 09/01/08 01:38 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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No, I don't like any gummy type candy. I don't even like oreos or fig newtons.
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#357375 - 09/01/08 01:50 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Actually, it's more gooey than gummy and more salty than sweet.
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#357376 - 09/01/08 03:23 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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if i'm ever on death row, i will gladly choose fig fucking newtons as my last meal. i mean, it's fruit and cake, people!
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#357377 - 09/01/08 04:28 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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You know what Timothy McVeigh had for his last meal? Two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Another guy asked for 6 hot dogs and two liters of cream soda while Aileen Wuornos choose to skip her meal.

I used to be fascinated by what people had for a last meal. I don't think I could choose. I'd probably be in the middle of my meal and think "Fsck, I should've asked for something else."
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#357378 - 09/01/08 05:58 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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I used to be fascinated by what people had for a last meal.




Loop, now you can recapture the fascination of your youth.

Feel free to cross-post to the LUNCH thread.

http://www.deadmaneating.com/



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#357379 - 09/01/08 06:10 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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this thread has been derailed without Darrah's help...(it was really gonna be a short lived one anyway)
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#357380 - 09/01/08 06:16 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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I never really liked candy. Now if a man in a car drove by offering me mashed potatoes, I might have considered it.



How about Godiva candy, and that candy that sells for $8.00/piece?

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#357381 - 09/01/08 06:25 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Thanks Soopergrizz. I really wish that website had pictures of the inmates though. Some of the Amerikan prisons used to have these profiles and believe it or not, because I was so fascinated by this, I would print them out and make a scrap book of sorts. Even though the last meal technically isn't your last, I find the idea so haunting to be asked to choose "your last meal".
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#357382 - 09/01/08 07:02 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Thanks Soopergrizz. I really wish that website had pictures of the inmates though. Some of the Amerikan prisons used to have these profiles and believe it or not, because I was so fascinated by this, I would print them out and make a scrap book of sorts. Even though the last meal technically isn't your last, I find the idea so haunting to be asked to choose "your last meal".



How come it is not the last meal?

And what is the limit to the stuff that you can order?

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#357383 - 09/01/08 07:14 PM Re: Do Cops Look for Runaway Teens?
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Dobie Gillis Williams: Twelve candy bars and some ice cream.

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