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#357132 - 06/27/09 08:09 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hams fucking love croissants.

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#357133 - 06/27/09 08:35 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hams do not like to be wet.

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#357134 - 06/29/09 06:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357135 - 10/04/09 05:11 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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This is Floyd. I brought him home yesterday. He is approx. 8 weeks old. I now have a black male and a white female, fire away Tritone...



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#357136 - 10/05/09 04:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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This is Floyd. I brought him home yesterday. He is approx. 8 weeks old. I now have a black male and a white female, fire away Tritone...






AWWWWW ... FLOYD. I want to press my nose up against his!!!

Congrats, conquistador. I hope you enjoy him.

P.S. --
An interesting experiment would be to also purchase a black female hamster and see which ones Floyd spends most of his time with.

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#357137 - 10/05/09 05:15 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hamsters are solitary creatures. It would be cool to see them hangout and play with each other but they would most likely just get into a fight.

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#357138 - 10/05/09 05:26 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Fuck, now I'm watching hamster fights on youtube...

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#357139 - 10/05/09 05:45 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Sea Bass?
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#357140 - 10/05/09 06:57 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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there was a dragonfly buxxing around. he was fascinated...


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#357141 - 10/08/09 05:56 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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@Conq, Floyd is adorable and Tatty your Jack is a cutie.

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#357142 - 10/08/09 06:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I can't get them to sign a model's release. Damned lawyers !
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#357143 - 10/08/09 08:48 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hams fucking love croissants.






OK i am really trying..!




Mr Conq is that your bed..????
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#357144 - 11/28/09 04:58 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
cqd Offline
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Floyd died suddenly last week. I brought this ham home today. She hasn't got a name yet.

And to answer the above post, yes, that is my bed.

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#357145 - 11/28/09 05:00 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 09/20/05
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That thing looks fucking possessed. Cute, but EVIL.
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#357146 - 11/28/09 05:30 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
cqd Offline
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@Nugent: My only interactions with her resulted in her screaming at me. She sounds possessed.

A hamster scream is hard to describe but it is scary (or would be scary if I wasn't a much bigger animal). They lean back and open up their jaws as wide as they can and just scream.

They are a bit like what Norwegian black metal singing would sound like a capella (sp?).

Also, as far as that pic is concerned it is really fucking hard to red eye a hamster. Their eyes look like black pools in most lighting conditions and it is impossible to see their pupils. I love it when my photos show ham red eye.

They are googly eyed little critters.
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#357147 - 11/28/09 08:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Sorry to hear about Floyd, he was relatively young, wasn't he?

Name the new one Aurora.
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#357148 - 11/28/09 09:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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He was very young.

The hamster gene pool is very very shallow though.
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#357149 - 12/08/09 04:09 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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wannacorndog writes:
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Fluffy- 15 feet and 150#





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Louisiana Pine Snakes, the rarest snake in North America





What do you feed your snakes?

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#357150 - 12/08/09 04:56 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Mice, rats and up to 7 1/2# rabbits.
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#357151 - 12/08/09 05:43 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Biscuits.

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#357152 - 12/11/09 05:42 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I've had a request for a few more pics. If there are any repeats it was an accident.



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#357153 - 12/25/09 07:06 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Emo dog Christmas



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#357154 - 12/26/09 06:40 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Posts: 9113
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That's a friendly looking dog, Chuck. I bet your a good master/friend to him too, but don't you think he's an extravagant luxury?

CLICK

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#357155 - 06/22/10 01:29 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357156 - 06/22/10 01:36 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Posts: 3509
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Emo dog Christmas






Do rawhide chew toys wash away that poor animal's shame after having to endure an ass fucking everytime you buy a new Gag Factor DVD??
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#357157 - 06/22/10 06:40 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Rusty


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#357158 - 06/22/10 06:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Goldie


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#357159 - 06/22/10 06:46 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hobo


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#357160 - 06/22/10 06:49 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Sugar Pie


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#357161 - 06/22/10 06:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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guess who


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#357162 - 06/22/10 07:11 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
charin Offline
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Rusty


Goldie


Hobo


Sugar Pie




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#357163 - 06/22/10 08:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Thanks Chuck !
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#357164 - 06/22/10 09:14 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357165 - 06/23/10 03:28 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Not technically mine, but fosters I have at the moment:

JAZZ..7 wks old


GRACIE..7 wks old


GEORGIE...7 wks old


JAKE..@ 1 yr old
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#357166 - 06/23/10 03:58 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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Quote:


Rusty


Goldie


Hobo


Sugar Pie













that place must smell even worse than the hoopty camper
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#357167 - 06/23/10 04:16 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I don't know how bad that is but yes there is a certain stock barn aroma wafting in the air ! .....of course that's better than the odor of diarrhea from anally molested little boys that surely must inhabit your abode !


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#357168 - 06/23/10 07:30 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I don't know how bad that is but yes there is a certain stock barn aroma wafting in the air ! .....of course that's better than the odor of diarrhea from anally molested little boys that surely must inhabit your abode !







Look, grandpa made an unoriginal funny. Good one, gramps! You're funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton put together! Now, go back to bed.
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#357169 - 06/23/10 07:56 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I realize this is XPT. I am going to ask nicely.

Could the two of you take your insults to another thread please? And thank you.

Post your pet photos or insult each other in a different thread.

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#357170 - 06/23/10 08:18 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Rusty


Goldie


Hobo


Sugar Pie













that place must smell even worse than the hoopty camper







which animal do you think charin touches in a sexual way the most often?
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#357171 - 06/23/10 09:15 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
charin Offline
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^Those critters are cared for by BDM. I posted his attachments. Pull your head from your ass.

Emo don't like the steps.



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#357172 - 06/23/10 09:31 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Quote:

Quote:

I don't know how bad that is but yes there is a certain stock barn aroma wafting in the air ! .....of course that's better than the odor of diarrhea from anally molested little boys that surely must inhabit your abode !







Look, grandpa made an unoriginal funny. Good one, gramps! You're funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton put together! Now, go back to bed.




Anything you say from this point is too little too late. FAIL !
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#357173 - 06/23/10 10:11 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't know how bad that is but yes there is a certain stock barn aroma wafting in the air ! .....of course that's better than the odor of diarrhea from anally molested little boys that surely must inhabit your abode !







Look, grandpa made an unoriginal funny. Good one, gramps! You're funnier than Al Jolson and Buster Keaton put together! Now, go back to bed.




Anything you say from this point is too little too late. FAIL !








"fail"? wow, gold star for grampy using the lingo of young hipsters! go, pops!
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#357174 - 06/23/10 10:16 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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^Those critters are cared for by BDM. I posted his attachments. Pull your head from your ass.

Emo don't like the steps.








have you two old queens become roommates or something? wtf
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#357175 - 06/23/10 10:47 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Coke is upset that critters have a better homeless shelter than he does.



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#357176 - 06/24/10 06:02 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I realize this is XPT. I am going to ask nicely.

Could the two of you take your insults to another thread please? And thank you.

Post your pet photos or insult each other in a different thread.






What if they post pictures of their pets insulting each other?
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#357177 - 06/24/10 07:29 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Like this ?


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#357178 - 07/22/10 10:27 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357179 - 08/07/10 08:22 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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My little dog Rusty passed away last night due to hear failure. My heart is crushed.
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#357180 - 08/07/10 10:18 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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sorry to hear that man. I love my dog more than most people. How old was he...
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#357181 - 08/07/10 10:53 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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My little dog Rusty passed away last night due to hear failure. My heart is crushed.



I'm so sorry to hear that my deepest condolences.my heart sank when I read this its so hard to lose a pet. RIP Rusty
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