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#581353 - 01/25/13 01:03 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Tonka aka Cat-Dog 1.5yrs old
I think he's a Garfield clone. The most animated cat I've ever had. This is his reaction to a new toy I got him when it started to wiggle.


Lil Girl 1.5yrs old
She's part meerkat. Always standing on her hind legs or doing something on her hind legs. I can't fool her either.


Traveler aka Bug 7 mo. old(my little carpet bug). He was born with severe Cerebellar Hypoplasia otherwise pretty normal, unable to walk at all but he gets by with flopping side to side. The happiest and most loving, purr-filled kitten I've ever had.


Panther aka Pan-Pan 7 mo. old(Traveler's brother) He was born with mild-CH. He can walk but he high steps his hind legs and sometimes walks drunk and runs into walls when running. He demands cuddle time on my chest every morning AT LEAST.


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#581371 - 01/25/13 02:24 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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What's DH?
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#581383 - 01/25/13 03:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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i love the expression on your first kittie.it could be a pic used as a meme of some kind.i always liked when cats have their tongues kind of sticking out after cleaning themselves and not putting their tongue away completely like travelers doing in that pic.
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#581385 - 01/25/13 03:48 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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^^^NOW look what you've done, Gen.

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#581386 - 01/25/13 03:50 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Now we're going to get a fucking animated pet pic thread.
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#581390 - 01/25/13 04:02 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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no,were not gonna have a cute cat expression thread,but gen feel free to post more cute cat pics.
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#581407 - 01/25/13 06:04 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Now we're going to get a fucking animated pet pic thread.


Over my dead body. I heard all I ever want to hear or see out of Frankie about pets when he posted about stuffing half a dozen poodles and chihuahuas down his sweatpants to thwart immigration when he snuck across the border. Frankie will not be shitting up this thread.

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#581411 - 01/25/13 06:27 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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#581423 - 01/25/13 06:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Over my dead body. I heard all I ever want to hear or see out of Frankie about pets when he posted about stuffing half a dozen poodles and chihuahuas down his sweatpants to thwart immigration when he snuck across the border.


Wait, wait, wait, WHAAAAAAAAT? How did I miss this thread? Please, someone give me a link to this so the cider I just spewed laughing won't have died in vain.



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Frankie will not be shitting up this thread.


Don't look now, but you just gave an invitation to some Pipsqueak who's been begging for a boxing all week. I wouldn't give it to him, though, as he thrives on self-perceived martyrdom.

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#581424 - 01/25/13 06:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
i love the expression on your first kittie.it could be a pic used as a meme of some kind.i always liked when cats have their tongues kind of sticking out after cleaning themselves and not putting their tongue away completely like travelers doing in that pic.


Traveler does this constantly with his tongue. He also loves kissing sessions since two weeks after he was born. He wiggled his way up to tuck under my chin and kiss galore.

Originally Posted By: Barry The Pirate
whats CH?


Cerebellar Hypoplasia is when the cerebellum (back-bottom part of the brain that controls balance) is not fully mature by birth. Once born it doesn't continue to mature. In his case it didn't develop much therefore he can't walk. When he's alert or excited he bobbles his head. It's adorable.

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#585948 - 03/18/13 01:29 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Emo died early this morning.
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#585949 - 03/18/13 01:42 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Emo died early this morning.


What will you going to do with it? Are you going to call the authorities?

My turtle made an egg about 8 hours ago. Its pretty odd since last time there was another turtle in the same bathtub was more than 15 months ago. I threw the egg away since I have no use for it and don't know how to hatch it [the egg incubator did not worked last time, and all the eggs went bad and dried-up inside].



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#585951 - 03/18/13 02:02 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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I put him in the back of my truck, I'll drop him off at the Vet office. The Pines, a pet cemetery, makes rounds a few times a week. I'll have him cremated and scatter the ashes at Shawnee State Forest where there is an unofficial pet graveyard.
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#585954 - 03/18/13 02:18 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
I put him in the back of my truck, I'll drop him off at the Vet office. The Pines, a pet cemetery, makes rounds a few times a week. I'll have him cremated and scatter the ashes at Shawnee State Forest where there is an unofficial pet graveyard.

Why scatter the ashes? I would rather keep them in a nice vase, like in Meet The Parents.

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#585957 - 03/18/13 05:18 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Emo died early this morning.


That's tough to hear Chuck. Especially when you don't get the full amount of time you should with them. My condolences.

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#585958 - 03/18/13 05:42 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Emo died early this morning.


Sorry to hear that- losing a dog really hurts.

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#585960 - 03/18/13 08:45 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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God bless Chuck. At least his pain is over, been a rough stretch for him lately. RIP Emo
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#585961 - 03/18/13 08:48 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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God bless Chuck. At least his pain is over, been a rough stretch for him lately. RIP Emo
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#585962 - 03/18/13 09:19 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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sorry about your loss chuck.
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#585965 - 03/18/13 09:53 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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sucks. was he an old man ?
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#585968 - 03/18/13 12:48 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Emo was about 10 years old. He had really went down hill with diabetes and Cushing's disease. Probably for the best he passed.

I'm grateful to have had such a great companion for so many travels and hikes. He even had his own backpack. Peed on a lot of trees, that one.

But for now, I will be critterless and free to take motorcycle trips, go on retreats, etc.

-Chuck
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#585971 - 03/18/13 01:34 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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sorry about that chuck. emo was a cool dog and it seemed he lived a great life. thanks for sharing him with us.
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#585973 - 03/18/13 02:00 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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So sorry, man.
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#585980 - 03/18/13 03:34 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Sorry for your loss, Chuck.

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#585989 - 03/18/13 05:12 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Sorry for your loss, Chuck.

How will Chuck really know if you are really sorry or if you are just saying it?

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#585992 - 03/18/13 05:35 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You wouldn't know, Alex.

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#585993 - 03/18/13 05:36 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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I'm sorry Chuck. He'll be waiting for you with a wagging tail. Meanwhile, rescue one.
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#585997 - 03/18/13 05:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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^Chuck isn't going to Heaven.
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#585999 - 03/18/13 05:43 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Sure he is. Doggie style heaven.
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#586002 - 03/18/13 05:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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BDM...you'd be proud of Scout. Hand signals, taking casts and 100+ yd blind retrieves...all while being the greatest companion ever.

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#586179 - 03/19/13 09:19 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Bornyo]
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#586181 - 03/19/13 09:23 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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We know Alex doesn't use his tub to bathe hence, why am I not surprised? He doesn't clean his bathroom either.
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#586182 - 03/19/13 09:27 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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I hope it's a girl turtle.

At worst he'll eat that one.

Or give it an enema.

A boy turtle will endure the Sandusky experience a la Panzer.

Variation #1. Turtle replaces Second Miler.
Variation #2. Bath not shower.
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#586236 - 03/20/13 03:42 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Tranny turtle.
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#587898 - 04/03/13 02:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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This is Panther (tuxedo) and Tonka (ginger). I'm convinced they're gay. So they're now matching each other in honor of marriage equality. LOL

Tonka immediately took Panther under his wing since he was born. They eat together out of the same bowl, sleep and cuddle together, bath each other and even lick each others butthole. I've never seen something so cute and ridiculous at the same time.





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#587899 - 04/03/13 02:30 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Generizer]
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I had an outside Tom, Clyde Bailey, I adopted from an ex-cheerleader friend who I was convinced was gay.

He was 20 something pounds, skin and bones, with claws like sabres. Like one of those bodybuilders or pre-night-of-the-long-knives Nazis.

My sister had a runt of a cat. An abused rescue. He was afraid of everything. I had her look after Clyde Bailey once. She was terrified that Clyde would kill her poor cat. I was sure that her cat was his "type".

Her cat took one look at Clyde and collapsed in surrender. Clyde sniffed him. Two minutes later her cat was dancing around showing Clyde his hiding spots. An hour later it was mutual cat bath.

My sister was somewhere between offended and unending laughter. She made me promise not to tell Anyone.

When I meet this Anyone, I'll be sure not to tell him.
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#587902 - 04/03/13 03:23 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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That's animal abuse right there.

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#587932 - 04/03/13 08:58 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Awww...it's kitties.
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#587997 - 04/04/13 11:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
That's animal abuse right there.


It's only animal abuse if they don't like it. Clearly they don't mind. I call them my play-doh kitties because they let me do practically anything to them and they just purr louder.

For example, here's Tonka.





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#588006 - 04/05/13 03:56 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Those cats look drugged out. I suspect tainted food.

The one above doesn't even know where to put the MindProtect tinfoil and awhile got confused about the wanking socks.

That's animal abuse right there. Creatures in oblivion.

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#588020 - 04/05/13 12:58 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD
Those cats look drugged out. I suspect tainted food.

The one above doesn't even know where to put the MindProtect tinfoil and awhile got confused about the wanking socks.

That's animal abuse right there. Creatures in oblivion.


LOL!! grin

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#588096 - 04/06/13 08:15 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Fatass fell asleep fucking with the scratching post. Me and the lady jumped at the opportunity to revel in her sloth.




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#588103 - 04/06/13 10:57 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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ROFL Fat Ass! Damn cute especially with her tail between her legs.

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#588108 - 04/06/13 11:16 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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nice pussy cat fartz.very cute.
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#588118 - 04/06/13 12:27 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Thanks Jen and Frank. Those aren't the most flattering pictures of her. I have a few pictures of her looking cute as a button on page 10. Her name is actually Collette, but we call her Fatass or Fatty Catty or Fatass Cat-ass take your pick. We were doing the "boom-baba-boom-baba-boom" everytime she walked in the room, but she would always stop and stare at us, and even though we knew she had no clue we were ridiculing her, we still felt bad and stopped doing it.

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#588131 - 04/06/13 04:30 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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A cat's life:
1. Hunt
2. Catch
3. Kill
4. Eat
5. Sleep
6. Repeat
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#588137 - 04/06/13 05:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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I'm pretty sure the only thing that cat could catch is a nap.

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#588146 - 04/06/13 07:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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i like the name fatty catty.i was dissapointed a couple times this week.my mom and aunt had brought home two terrier poodle mixes(one young male;possibly the dad if not brother to the lil teddy bear looking female puppy who they said was probably 3 months old).we got to keep them for about 4 days and went to the lake where they were found.bar owner told us they belonged to a family not 50 feet in the trailer park,but we needed to take them to the shelter.

the family called and said they wouldnt claim them.then the kicker;just yesterday we found out we wouldnt be picking them up because the family claimed them at the last second.needless to say it made me a bit sad,as well as my mom.we got really close to lillie and woodie and so did cage and nina.

i went with my mom to go look at potential new pets for the poodle pals and us but the ones we saw online had reserves and one was actually a boy(name was romy and it didnt say the sex,so i assumed it was a girl,till we saw his lil buddie).we went to another shelter and saw two dogs but the one i wanted my mom didnt really want because she really wanted lillie.the other dog seemed like he would probably fight with cage too.i was thinking maybe we should be asked to be put on a list for any new poodle puppies that come in.
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#588200 - 04/07/13 09:56 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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It's easy to get attached pretty fast.
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#588409 - 04/10/13 03:20 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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A week ago we built a walker for Traveler. He's the happiest thing ever to be able to get around rather than flopping side-to-side. A few hours a day for a week and it seems as though he's gaining strength in his hind legs. He'll never be able to walk but at least now he can get around this way. smile

Materials used:

1/2in x 10ft 600 PSI schedule 40 PVC, 4 elbows, 4 castor wheels and 1/2in inserts. Gorilla glue to adhere the inserts in the PVC. Then the primer and glue for the PVC. A cheap towel you can get from a dollar store. Probably altogether no more than $20.

We spent an extra $8 for a harness to help stabilize him more because he's a more severe case of cerebellar hypoplasia; which affects his ability to balance more than most cases.

Here he is on his play rug:



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