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#523827 - 07/06/11 05:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe a strange question but how offensive did he smell after a dip in a river in Michigan. Michigan had a bad rep when I lived in the US and it is quite possibly worse in Canada.
Like you would rather meet up with Medusa than drive through Michigan.
Anyway, what I meant to ask is why are you in Michigan when you could be anywhere else?
Also, I want to know the legality of the US. Like can you travel through Canada in a RV if your destination is Alaska?
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#523834 - 07/06/11 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Just did a bunch of research. Canada is very very fussy about any kind of past issues no matter how old, Felony or Misdemeanor. There must be exceptions about it and of course you could be dishonest at the border. But my understanding is they have access to pretty much all of your records of anything in the US (as in if your DUI was in Bolivia it probably wouldn't be an issue).
I sincerely doubt it's a blanket rule or that it isn't flexible somehow. I have more misdemeanors than I have fingers and nobody has ever looked twice at me (being white can't hurt).
Anyway you didn't say anything about driving to Alaska anyway.
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#523854 - 07/06/11 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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7mpg?? That thing is gas, not diesel?
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#523866 - 07/06/11 10:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dang.
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#523874 - 07/06/11 10:46 PM
Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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You have to meet the regular requirements to drive through Canada even if your destination is Alaska, I believe. If there is an exception, I would be surprised.
We don't require much for a place, a decent campsite and some back country to explore. At 7 MPG, Michigan looked a lot better than going up across the Great Plains or something like that. I have some medical appointments in Dayton later this month, after that, we may come back here for August.
I don't know if they allow Gag Factors in Canada. lol i bet in charins will theres a request that he be buried with his gag factor collection.
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#523880 - 07/06/11 11:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And Aurora Snow quacking Taps
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#524146 - 07/09/11 11:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i had two cats that liked to scratch and bite on my record sleeves.i moved them up a level and they grew and started it up again.i guess that was payback for the first time they heard me scratching when they were really little.some of the litter ran away and one jumped ontop of the food container and started gnawing on it all angrily.
my first cat was a classic tabby like that one up there.she got chubby after my parents took her kittens away.ill hook the scanner up to the mac and show em off and my two cockerspaniel poodles that i have.
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#524373 - 07/13/11 01:56 AM
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#540267 - 01/10/12 02:25 AM
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#549031 - 03/28/12 09:23 PM
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#549045 - 03/29/12 02:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
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The force is strong in this one, Yoda-bro. Yeah, her eyes are super reflective when they get hit by a camera flash. I try not to do it because I worry that it might mess up her night vision somehow. I can't remember if I've posted this pic of her before, but it's one of my favorites.
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#549059 - 03/29/12 01:25 PM
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thats cool as fuck.ive never seen a cats eyes light up that much.
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#549093 - 03/29/12 08:26 PM
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Darwin. He is 11 years old. He is crazy as fuck. May 28th 1997- March 28th 2012.
Edited by tattypatty (03/29/12 09:15 PM)
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#549094 - 03/29/12 08:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My condolences man.
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#549096 - 03/29/12 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Aww man, that sucks. Sorry.
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#549097 - 03/29/12 08:56 PM
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#549099 - 03/29/12 09:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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thanks. this thread oddly got bumped today, which of course resulted in me sobbing with my head in my hands. sucks, but we all know it is gonna happen some day.
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#549107 - 03/30/12 03:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm sorry, man. I can relate to your loss.
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#549116 - 03/30/12 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry TP. I hate it when a dog passes. Like one of the family and in most cases worse !
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#549120 - 03/30/12 10:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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We can send a man into space and bring him home, but we just can't make a dog live 40 years. I'm so sorry, man. There's nothing worse.
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#549371 - 04/02/12 08:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry to hear about the dog.
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#549584 - 04/04/12 02:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Why are you keeping Emo in a crate? I realize he might be crate trained, but is it to avoid damage to the motor home thing (or is it an RV?).
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#550696 - 04/16/12 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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sorry about the table,but this picture is pricless and made me lol.your cats face says she knows shes in trouble.
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#550703 - 04/16/12 10:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What did you do to piss her off? She knows she's in trouble, but you'll forgive her and once again her reign will be supreme.
I'd love to know how she got all fired and how the table got ridden to the floor.
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#550715 - 04/16/12 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The table has this little tassel pull on a string. I think she had jumped up to play with it as a toy and sent the whole thing crashing over. I didn't post the second half of the incident. Immediately after the crash, she sprinted across the room and body slammed an old Apple flatscreen monitor that I was going to donate to charity. She broke the back stand off of it. When I came into the room, I thought that was the only thing broken, even though I clearly had heard glass breaking. So I was a little confused. I went back into the kitchen and came back after I heard this strange plink-plink-plink sound, which was my cat pickup up pieces of glass in her mouth and dropping them on the floor. She just goes nuts every once in a while and does things like leap halfway up the wall to scratch a spot that looks like a bug. But she's never done real damage before this. Between the two items, it was $1,000+ in the span of 10 seconds. She was in "timeout" for a whole day, locked in a room. Which only served to irritate me, because she'd go into these loud meowing fits every time she heard my voice. She's since been released, having learned nothing.
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#550719 - 04/16/12 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She loves you, you know.
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#550723 - 04/16/12 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yep, and it's impossible to stay mad when she does this every night:
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#550754 - 04/16/12 04:22 PM
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She didn't mean anything by it. She's a sweetheart.
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#550759 - 04/16/12 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You can't punish a cat using dog psychology. In fact you can't punish a cat w/o doing something that would make them hate you. The only thing that works for mine is stern no if I catch them doing something I don't want or a spray of water if they're in the act.
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#550762 - 04/16/12 04:59 PM
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I successfully broke her of the habit of chewing on stereo & power cables by lemon-facing her. I got super mad, yelled at her, squeezed fresh lemon juice onto her face and then swiped all the cables with the rest of the lemon. She spent about an hour or two cleaning herself up and never bit on another cable again.
Although she would sometimes creep back behind the stereo just to fuck with me because she knew she wasn't supposed to go back there. I'd yell at her and she'd run off making crazy meows. It's in a cat's nature to be mischievous and play games.
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#550768 - 04/16/12 05:45 PM
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Cats really are the fuuniest of domesticated animals. They love you endlessly, but they know you work for them.
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#550776 - 04/16/12 06:22 PM
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If I have one issue with my cat, it's that she doesn't come when I call her name. And she's totally attached to me, too. When we're in the same room, she watches every move I make, follows me when I leave the room, waits outside the door when I'm in the bathroom and even reaches her front paws underneath the door to try to pull herself under the door or something.
When I leave the house, she runs to the window next to the door and watches me drive off. And she runs to the door when I get home and claws the front door rug along with me as I'm wiping my feet. But right now, I'm watching T.V. downstairs, she's upstairs and when I call her name... nothing. Oh well, cats is cats.
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#550782 - 04/16/12 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i had a cat growing up and she did that paw under the bathroom door shit all the time.she wanted to play,so sometimes id rip off a long piece of toilet paper and swat it around so she could hit it to her hearts content.sometimes shed even take a shit when id take a shit since her litter box was in the bathroom.
you didnt get the lemon juice in her eyes did you?stings like a bitch.
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#550785 - 04/16/12 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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you didnt get the lemon juice in her eyes did you?stings like a bitch. Oh no. I'd never intentionally do anything to actually hurt her. I just know cats hate the scent of citrus and this was a way of teaching her an important lesson. Worked perfectly and only just the one time.
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#550792 - 04/16/12 08:01 PM
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oh ok thats what i was hoping.they also hate spray deodorant.only downside is this will make your place smell like shit.
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#559872 - 07/16/12 04:52 PM
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I'm glad it wasn't a pic of his shaved ass.
Surgery went OK I gather?
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