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#559874 - 07/16/12 04:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Yes, he is fully recovered.
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#559900 - 07/16/12 11:20 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Yes, he is fully recovered.


Good dog.
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#559903 - 07/17/12 12:19 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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WTF is going on with his elbow?
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#559918 - 07/17/12 01:45 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Recovered except for that shameful belly shave. Congrats to you both, man.
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#561641 - 07/29/12 07:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Rescued a little black tom on a parking lot the other night. He apparently had been set out. Took almost an hour to lure him out of some potted plant displays with food. Been to the vet and took his last dose of worm med. today. He actually had some weird lung worms also but the vet said regular worm med. would take care of it. Poor little thing looks ragged right now with matted hair around his butt and legs from pooping so much. He's eating like a champ though. Hopefully he'll have solid poop tomorrow. Keeping him isolated while the dogs are in but he's getting to know the other 2 cats. His name is Sammi !


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#561643 - 07/29/12 07:05 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Recent pic of Maddy my cheagle. - [and maybe greyhound mix]



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#561649 - 07/29/12 11:07 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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pretty dog^.

and glad you rescued the kitty.careful when you have fun time infront of the computer.years ago when i fostered a litter of kittens and their mom,i was pounding off to a tube site with my balls swinging about off and SNIKT! fucking mr orange has his claw stuck to my sack.i had to pry his claw off the damn thing.ouch.

but other than that kittens are lots of fun,but im sure you know already.funny lil bastards.
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#561683 - 07/30/12 06:32 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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I never stroke at the computer. slight derail.
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#562184 - 08/04/12 12:26 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Collette, our little fatass.



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#564808 - 08/27/12 10:15 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: fartz]
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#564809 - 08/27/12 10:31 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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You have any turtle enema kits?
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#564810 - 08/27/12 10:32 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Solid.

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#564813 - 08/27/12 10:45 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You have any turtle enema kits?

Your mom stole it.

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#564830 - 08/27/12 05:59 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Sammi looking contented !


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#564835 - 08/27/12 07:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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All the assorted computer peripherals that put out heat and/ or vibrate a little must be greatest thing since pretzel slider buns as far as cats are concerned. Mine loves the XBox.
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#564836 - 08/27/12 08:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Let us know about Sammi's progress. He seems to be getting socialized.
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#564838 - 08/27/12 08:31 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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backdoorman is not Canadian though, right?

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#564854 - 08/28/12 01:59 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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long haired black cats are the tits.i had one that was a girl and her calico sister.named her hank and she was kind of stuck up because she thought she was so pretty cuz of her hair.that was until i had to cut all of her hair because she got matted then shed want more attention than usual.my mom said hank took the stick out of her ass.hank and cali would also lick each others buttholes.
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#564856 - 08/28/12 02:19 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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You should not be allowed to own a long haired cat if you are unaware that you should be brushing them regularly to PREVENT mats.
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#564864 - 08/28/12 06:42 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Handsome cat! Is he a new addition?
I am really struggling over taking this dog that stayed w me this weekend. I can't post a pic because he's not "my pet" yet. He's such a good boy and I know he tries hard, but he is pretty wound up at times (he has nuts still).Gonna discuss with his mama.


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#564877 - 08/28/12 10:28 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris


If only some bouillon found its way into the tub and someone dropped a water heater in. Better than Teenage Mutant Panzer Turtles crawling around the gutters, hunting for shit to give an enema in their control room. Right next to the head of the Bilderberg group.

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#564887 - 08/28/12 12:08 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: cqd
You should not be allowed to own a long haired cat if you are unaware that you should be brushing them regularly to PREVENT mats.
i dont have the cats anymore,they were demolishing my room and never left it due to my dogs.i never knew that before and it was well over a year before she had any tangles.i do brush my poodles' hair.but one way or another they get haircuts a few times a year.
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#564907 - 08/28/12 03:37 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Here's my pickaninny, taking it easy on my foot as usual



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#564912 - 08/28/12 03:56 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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Which pet drowned then?

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#564914 - 08/28/12 04:09 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: drained]
Bornyo Offline
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That would have been Tate. Here he is trying to play off the fact he's been in the pond. As I said when I originally told the story, his love of swimming was his undoing.



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#564915 - 08/28/12 04:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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I see. And was not around in the initial screening, so to say.
You seem to have some woods and stuff around where you live, so that might be different than trying to cram in animal life in any city, basically.
It must be boring to no end for them in cities. If pets regularly had shrinks, there would be some tag-team deals going on in drugs and couch time.

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#564916 - 08/28/12 04:55 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Bornyo Offline
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I do live in the country and I see how that has enhanced my respective dogs' lives. But I take them everywhere with me including to work and on the road for work. They cope in cities, jobsites and hotels because they are well socialized but if I lived in an urban setting I'd look for a different breed that was not as active or would opt for a different pet if one at all. These high-bred labs have to have room to work, and work to do.

Scout travels in a crate in my suv when I'm driving and I leave him in there at times while I'm TCB... with all proper ventilation and cooling precautions of course. I'm waiting for the day when I'm in an urban area and some peta-oriented bastard/bitch starts in on me about leaving him in the car.

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#564926 - 08/28/12 06:29 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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When even Old Man River thinks the PETA founder has issues, something might be off there.
They are said to euthanise animals. Great job.

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#564927 - 08/28/12 06:34 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Bornyo Offline
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Cryptic responses are cryptic.

You mentioned another poster here, PETA, euthanasia and tossed out a compliment (I think). I am lost and I've been pretty successful so far at figuring out what you mean.

I wish you'd just go back to being Paperchase.

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#564930 - 08/28/12 06:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
drained Offline
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I never was him though.

He believed that Ingrid Newkirk had some type of disorder, just like psychiatrists are meant to.
Somewhere else I read that they euthanise animals in shelters and so forth. Not a good job, I guess.

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#564932 - 08/28/12 06:48 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Cryptic responses are cryptic.

You mentioned another poster here, PETA, euthanasia and tossed out a compliment (I think). I am lost and I've been pretty successful so far at figuring out what you mean.

I wish you'd just go back to being Paperchase.



just fire back 2-3 word responses at him. it'll work out and he means well for the most part. just like paperchase.
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#564933 - 08/28/12 06:49 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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I used to enjoy telling girls at bars that I worked doing ridiculous jobs, like selling aluminum siding. One time I told a girl that I worked with animals and she thought that was oh so sweet. Then I told her that I was actually the guy at the animal shelter whose job was to burn all the unwanted puppies and kittens. I said she could tell whenever I was working by whether or not there was smoke coming from the chimney. I think that was the end of the conversation.
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#564935 - 08/28/12 06:52 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Bornyo Offline
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Euthanizing pets would be a terrible job. I think I could cap a cow or pig and can certainly euthanize waterfowl and certain migratory birds and wild mammals. No problem with it whatsoever. But killing pets in an animal shelter would suck the life out of me.

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#564937 - 08/28/12 06:54 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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agreed... for that matter i'd take hav2s list and go door to door before i'd kill someones dog.

laugh
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#564941 - 08/28/12 07:11 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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LOL!

applaud rotfl applaud
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#564942 - 08/28/12 07:25 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
That would have been Tate. Here he is trying to play off the fact he's been in the pond. As I said when I originally told the story, his love of swimming was his undoing.


Looks like Dick Cheney.

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#564944 - 08/28/12 07:40 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Bornyo Offline
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That dog would have gladly fetched birds for Dick Cheney. Or you too for that matter.

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#564946 - 08/28/12 08:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Bornyo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
That dog would have gladly fetched birds for Dick Cheney. Or you too for that matter.

Soviet bullets work well on republican dogs.

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#564950 - 08/28/12 08:17 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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I like this girl and her bird:



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#564952 - 08/28/12 08:34 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Bornyo]
Steezo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
As I said when I originally told the story, his love of swimming was his undoing.


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#565031 - 08/29/12 12:48 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: LouCypher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
agreed... for that matter i'd take hav2s list and go door to door before i'd kill someones dog.

laugh


Agreed. I've shot at a human (guy breaking into my house) with no remorse or terrible feelings. Going to have it done at the vet's office is traumatic enough. I can't imagine doing the task myself.
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#565081 - 08/29/12 06:29 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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My yeller dog Goldie seems to be breathing too rapidly for my comfort. To the vet tomorrow.
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#565087 - 08/29/12 06:54 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I like this girl and her bird:



where can i adopt them?
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#565106 - 08/29/12 08:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Steezo Offline
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^^^ She's wearing a fancy shawl and holding a falcon. She might be a little too classy and sophisticated for the likes of us.
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#565164 - 08/30/12 12:35 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Maybe the fancy shawl might put her near our level. But the falcon? No way. A goddess among mortals.
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#565174 - 08/30/12 01:31 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
cqd Offline
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There has to be some bullshit going on here. Can anyone remember ever seeing a person with a raptor who wasn't wearing a thick glove?
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#565183 - 08/30/12 03:04 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Steezo Offline
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I can't tell from looking at the rest of the gallery whether or not the bird is actually alive: http://www.girlsnaked.net/gallery/carisha-lady-hawk-by-femjoy/

Here's my little monster:







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#565185 - 08/30/12 03:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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What does that cat weigh?
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#565186 - 08/30/12 03:45 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
Steezo Offline
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She's a normal-sized house cat, maybe a little longer in the body than average and she isn't fat at all. I'd say she's 10lbs or less.
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#565191 - 08/30/12 03:56 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets. [Re: cqd]
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that's a badass cat steezo. it looks straight outta the savannah.
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