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#356982 - 10/20/08 05:44 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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So she claims.

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#356983 - 10/22/08 09:47 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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2nd turtle:



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#356984 - 10/22/08 10:31 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Puppy breath??? Keep it real. Dogs stink.




Finally something we can agree on.
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#356985 - 11/15/08 03:28 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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@Alex: I didn't notice the turtle photo before. Would you post a picture of the house/tank/enema dungeon/where ever you keep them?

This is Eddie hamster eating some 12 grain bread and looking a bit like a mole.
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#356986 - 11/15/08 03:49 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I will upload it later. My laptop ran out of virtual memory and I cant start Photoshop.

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#356987 - 11/15/08 06:16 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Thats the watertank:



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#356988 - 11/15/08 06:26 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I took the big one out today:



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#356989 - 11/15/08 06:28 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#356990 - 11/15/08 06:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Thats the watertank:






You can't keep a turtle that size in a fucking 10 gallon aquarium, it can't even move around for chrissakes
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#356991 - 11/15/08 06:45 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Very very cute Loop. Didnt know you had pups....they're adorable.

@ Conqui.....I love the dark new one, very very loveable. Im thinking of getting one again because of you.

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#356992 - 11/15/08 06:59 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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So it's true: People really do grow to resemble their pets.

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#356993 - 11/15/08 08:17 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Didnt know you had pups....




Actually they're my girlfriends, but they think I'm their owner.
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#356994 - 11/15/08 10:46 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Bichon Frises? We had one when i was a kid.

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#356995 - 11/18/08 09:01 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Just tried out my new Canon 5D camera. Here is the shot that I did with 50mm lens, it was cropped at 100%:



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#356996 - 11/19/08 11:47 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I'm not up on my birds. Is that a parakeet?
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#356997 - 11/19/08 01:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Bichon Frises?





Yeah. They just recently learned how to jump up on the couch so that's their favorite activity. For the longest time they'd just look up and whimper and attempt to jump up. They've been trying to figure out how to get up on the bed for the longest time but they're totally stumped.
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#356998 - 11/19/08 01:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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@loopnode: What size are those dogs? My hamsters are around 110 grams or less.

Pocket Pets at their largest. Shot glass pets when they are tiny critters.

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#356999 - 11/19/08 02:41 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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These are about 6lbs (maybe 5) and very small (about 6 inches). The female is extremely social and a total harlot- she'll lick anyone's face but the male is very calm and collected, unless their mommy is around but still he's very chill. When we're alone he likes to watch me, almost as though he's trying to understand what exactly I am and what I'm doing. If his sister does something stupid he gives me this look like "That's probably not cool huh?"

Somehow he understands what's my shit (probably from observing me) so he's doesn't fsck with anything- neither does his sister but I think he explained all the parameters to her. When we first got them they weren't allowed downstairs but every now and then they come downstairs with the understanding that it's not their territory- which means no hyper activities or eating doll heads. Just sniff and explore or come show me some love.

Here you can see the difference in personality. The female has no problems knowing her pictures will be on XPT- she even strikes a pose, but you can tell the male isn't having it.





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#357000 - 11/19/08 02:50 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Thank you, loopnode.
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#357001 - 11/19/08 06:57 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Aww they're so cute Loop, I thought you would of said like 8lbs. They dont really look that small. My shihtzu is 11lbs cause he has alot of hair, when he gets a haircut he goes down to 10.2

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#357002 - 11/21/08 05:11 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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I'm not up on my birds. Is that a parakeet?



Yeah. Theres 9 of them.

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#357003 - 11/21/08 05:51 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Alex, have you taught any of them how to say "enema nozzle" yet?

Glass of Pants.

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#357004 - 11/21/08 05:59 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Alex, have you taught any of them how to say "enema nozzle" yet?

Glass of Pants.





Nah, they refuse to say anything.

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#357005 - 11/21/08 05:59 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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This is IKE, he goes to work with me everyday also...

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#357006 - 11/21/08 06:02 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Icetech: What type of dog is that?

For some reason the only dogs I had growing up were Pembroke Welsh Corgis and Australian Shepards. I can't reliably recognize many other breeds.
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#357007 - 11/21/08 06:44 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Here's my cat, Zeus, an SPCA rescue.



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#357008 - 11/21/08 06:52 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Hi Sassy, I see you're still around.

Zeus is a beautiful color....Ike is very handsome. He looks like a Beagle and Hound mix maybe a basset?

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#357009 - 11/21/08 06:59 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Woah, that cat looks huge.

My thanks go to you for rescuing an animal from the SPCA.


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#357010 - 11/21/08 07:19 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Conq hes a Brown Beagle.. awesome dog..heres a action shot...


BTW.. is it wrong when the dog is bout to fuck the cat.. first reaction is to get a camera?
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#357011 - 11/22/08 05:07 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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My mom's dogs.

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#357012 - 11/22/08 09:50 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets. *DELETED*
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#357013 - 11/22/08 09:53 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Do you mean the awesome photo of the dog about to rape the cat?

Better call Tritone, that is interracial. Err, interspecies.

EDIT: The post this was a reply to was deleted but I am guessing that you'll figure out what it was about.


Edited by conquistador (11/22/08 09:54 AM)
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#357014 - 11/22/08 09:57 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Soooooooory! When I try to upload pics, nuttin' happens. Gotta save 'em from facebook to make them work. So again, PORNO!


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#357015 - 11/22/08 10:14 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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NITELUN, love love your Doxies. They're gorgeous and their color.

And TATTY, you dog is adorable too, very sexy.

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#357016 - 11/22/08 04:37 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Yeah, Zeus is a huge cat actually. He weighs around 17 lbs, but he's also really tall, so it isn't like he's a butterball or anything. Whenever I see other cats I always think of them as being obscenely tiny, but that's just because my guy is a beast

ETA: Yeah, I'm still around, I just usually lurk in the background. I've been out of the porn loop since I don't work at the sex shops anymore, which I miss, but this place keeps me entertained.


Edited by SassySorrelFilly (11/22/08 04:40 PM)

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#357017 - 01/04/09 08:21 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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#357018 - 01/04/09 08:44 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Alex, I remember this from little Rasputin's thread.

Here's my dog Emo taking an AlexPanzer in the antenna field



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#357019 - 01/04/09 08:57 AM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Alex, I remember this from little Rasputin's thread.

Here's my dog Emo taking an AlexPanzer in the antenna field



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Did you scooped the poop?

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#357020 - 01/04/09 01:32 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Sadly I'm thinking a Lenny/"Of Mice and Men" moment is near.

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#357021 - 01/04/09 01:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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^^ha ha. I was thinking the same thing. I thought budgies looked the same all the time, but that one def. has a 'tell my family I loved them' look.

DARWIN!!!:






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#357022 - 01/05/09 12:53 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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ever notice that almost all white women with pet pit bulls happen to be coal grinders. it's an excellent tell.
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#357023 - 01/05/09 12:54 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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coal grinders




Eh?
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#357024 - 01/05/09 01:13 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Eh?






coal grinder as in - mudshark, ghetto cock enthusiast etc etc
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#357025 - 01/05/09 04:03 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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nigger digger is what the old wop waiter I used to work with called them...
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#357026 - 01/05/09 04:14 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Thanks for clearing that reference up for me.

This is Pants, isn't she cute?


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#357027 - 01/05/09 04:28 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Clyde thinks so.



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#357028 - 01/05/09 04:29 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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SHIT!! That's a fat cat It is cute though.
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#357029 - 01/05/09 04:35 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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These baby pigeons were not my pets. I had the task of removing their nest from the balcony of the apartment building where I was working. I herded the birds into a huge trash can and took then down the elevator and let them free in the overgrown area next to the building. I felt awful about it but they weren't paying my rent.

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#357030 - 01/05/09 04:42 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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Thanks for clearing that reference up for me.

This is Pants, isn't she cute?








Is that a hampster or mouse? Or food for Fatman's cat?


Edited by Chemo Kid (01/05/09 04:42 PM)
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#357031 - 01/05/09 04:48 PM Re: Post pictures of your pets.
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That orange colored animal is one of my hamsters. Her name is Pants.

Here she is with a piece of cauliflower.

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