Holly, you're responding as though you have a dense thicket of braidable hair back down there, and have (figuratively) been caught with your pants down. I can only assume you are playing along with the joke here, and not really taking queries about your grooming from calumniators on a porn message board as something requiring a response.

Having said that, it wouldn't be unusual if you were sporting an anal fu-man-chu, what with being the glamour photographer and all -- the story of the shoemaker's children comes to mind.