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Luke Ford once told me that Holly Randall used to always miss a few hairs when shaving around her butthole. It turned him off but he overlooked it, he said, because such things aren't important to a man as enlightened as himself.

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Oh for cryin out loud-- I'm not even going to defend myself here. I do the best job I can! Sometimes it's hard to get it perfect every time, since you can't see down there. I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that. Maybe I just didn't try hard enough for Luke because I didn't care enough about him.

You know, the things I could say about Luke "down there"... but I won't. What's funny about Luke is, as imperfect as he is physically, he sure feels that he is justified in picking apart every flaw in the women he's involved with. What an asshole (no pun intended).

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