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#356824 - 08/29/08 08:41 AM Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
IdahoArapaho Offline
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Registered: 02/26/06
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I like a little hair around a woman's bunghole. Which PW has the hairiest asshole? Photographic evidence would be appreciated as well.

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#356825 - 08/29/08 10:16 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
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I was certain this was an Alex Panzer thread.
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#356826 - 08/29/08 03:55 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Luke Ford once told me that Holly Randall used to always miss a few hairs when shaving around her butthole. It turned him off but he overlooked it, he said, because such things aren't important to a man as enlightened as himself.
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#356827 - 08/29/08 04:01 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Hahahahahahaha that's awesome.

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#356828 - 08/29/08 07:31 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hahahahahahaha that's awesome.





Hey Bornyo, Isnt this where you should post something about Me, Chivalry, Windmills and Defending Holly's Bunghole's Honor....?

That was pretty fucking funny Random.
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#356829 - 08/30/08 11:29 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Luke Ford once told me that Holly Randall used to always miss a few hairs when shaving around her butthole. It turned him off but he overlooked it, he said, because such things aren't important to a man as enlightened as himself.




Oh for cryin out loud-- I'm not even going to defend myself here. I do the best job I can! Sometimes it's hard to get it perfect every time, since you can't see down there. I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that.

You know, the things I could say about Luke "down there"... but I won't. What's funny about Luke is, as imperfect as he is physically, he sure feels that he is justified in picking apart every flaw in the women he's involved with. What an asshole (no pun intended).
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#356830 - 08/30/08 11:31 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Luke Ford once told me that Holly Randall used to always miss a few hairs when shaving around her butthole. It turned him off but he overlooked it, he said, because such things aren't important to a man as enlightened as himself.




Oh for cryin out loud-- I'm not even going to defend myself here. I do the best job I can! Sometimes it's hard to get it perfect every time, since you can't see down there. I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that. Maybe I just didn't try hard enough for Luke because I didn't care enough about him.

You know, the things I could say about Luke "down there"... but I won't. What's funny about Luke is, as imperfect as he is physically, he sure feels that he is justified in picking apart every flaw in the women he's involved with. What an asshole (no pun intended).


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#356831 - 08/31/08 12:07 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that.




Yeah I agree, It's like who ever says they have never accidentally got shit on the toilet seat in their entire lifetime is a bullshit liar. (Yes, this includes babyhood.) No one shaves or waxes perfect. We women know this, and whoever says it never happened, well you get the point.
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#356832 - 08/31/08 12:09 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
duckduckgoose Offline
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Holly, you're responding as though you have a dense thicket of braidable hair back down there, and have (figuratively) been caught with your pants down. I can only assume you are playing along with the joke here, and not really taking queries about your grooming from calumniators on a porn message board as something requiring a response.

Having said that, it wouldn't be unusual if you were sporting an anal fu-man-chu, what with being the glamour photographer and all -- the story of the shoemaker's children comes to mind.

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#356833 - 08/31/08 04:39 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Oh for cryin out loud-- I'm not even going to defend myself here. I do the best job I can! Sometimes it's hard to get it perfect every time, since you can't see down there. I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that.




Holly, you need to turn this negative into a positive...by turning into a theme for a shoot. You could have two sexy girls who are roommates who take care of each other's intimate depilatory needs whilst sharing a steamy bubblebath...good, clean(shaven) sexy fun ensues!*


(*I would just like to state that at no point during conceiving this scenario did I picture the sexy girls as Holly and Aria Giovanni )

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#356834 - 08/31/08 06:48 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
This thread, and in particular the responses in it and to it, whether they are inteneded to be silly or not, is QUITE revealing and telling for what goes on inside a person's mind, and what goes on, what is most important and what is a priority inside a person's heart with respect to the Opposite sex and relationships.

Unbelievable....LOOKS LOOKS LOOKS....appearances...the SHAVING of hair from places where, for centuries, people have accepted HAIR as natural, even beautiful in its own way. NOW, for no more than 10-15 years tops, it is such a priority to make sure a women has ZERO pubic hair anywhere near her fuck holes, that a relationship, and its past and present perceptions, can actually HANG in the balance.

Wow....Fucking W O W.....


Ass hair people....? Seriously????

Is it any wonder why so many people on this site are alone/single, or in dysfunctional relationships and lamenting that they are such, or lamenting about how hard it is to find someone to be happy, when THIS is the level they think at?

The human body, by and large, is totally GROSS and imperfect to begin with....the amount of EFFORT some people must exert in order to minimize those imperfections in order to attract members of the opposite sex, is highly variable from person to person. To what extent a person must stress out over it, either as it applies to their own appearance or to others, is also highly variable.

But predicating one's happiness within, and success of in general, relationships with the opposite sex upon the physical aesthetics of the two people involved, is decidedly unintelligent, as well as smacking of serious character issues and lack of depth. It really calls into question ALL of a person's qualities and beliefs and sincerity.

As Holly stated, SOMEONE like Luke, with his "OBVIOUS" physical flaws, really is talking out of his ass when he criticizes the specifics, or passes judgement upon the appearance, of a woman. That much is obvious....

But what is less obvious, yet MORE disconcerting, is pointing to LUKE's "obvious, and numerous physical flaws" as a veiled justification for one's own shallowness, especially if someone has stated beforehand that they dont place a lot of emphasis on a prospective mate's looks in selecting or determining how intimate to become with that prosepctive mate ... -- booze goggle allowances and excuses not withstanding, as in Holly's case with her relationship with LUKE to begin with....where Holly candidly and HONESTLY (good for u holly ) makes it clear she overlooked what she feels are luke'ss "NUMEROUS" defects because she was bombed -- ....

I am sure when all is said and done, Holy Randall neither went out with Luke, nor broke up with him, based ONLY upon the man's appearances, nor the HAIR around either of their assholes...

But it is all very telling nonetheless.....
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#356835 - 08/31/08 07:24 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Outback Whack Offline
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
I only ever have sex in the dark - stray ass hairs don't really enter into the equation.

I guess porn people, even those behind the camera, are expected to do it with the lights on and in 101 different positions before they even move on from the foreplay.

I am disappointed in the tude of "Our Moral Leader". Maybe Luke will be one of those "cleansed" when Nikki Kane goes postal.

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#356836 - 08/31/08 08:29 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Bramlet Abercrombie Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 14
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This thread, and in particular the responses in it and to it, whether they are inteneded to be silly or not, is QUITE revealing and telling for what goes on inside a person's mind, and what goes on, what is most important and what is a priority inside a person's heart with respect to the Opposite sex and relationships.




Who the fuck is talking about relationships? "General Porno Talk" to me pretty much applies to the visceral experience of viewing some hot chick taking a load. Methinks what's truly revealing here is that DB confuses spanking it with a relationship.

Shit, that's one step away from a Darrah-esque meltdown regarding how porn destroys relationships.

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#356837 - 08/31/08 09:19 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I've been naughty. Tee-hee.

Oh, Holly. My sweet, innocent Holly. It was a joke. I thought the "enlightened" aspect of it made that clear, but apparently I was mistaking. I've never so much as exchanged an email or PM with Luke, let alone discussed what's doing around your donut (which I imagine is just lovely).
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#356838 - 09/01/08 06:30 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that.




Yeah I agree, It's like who ever says they have never accidentally got shit on the toilet seat in their entire lifetime is a bullshit liar. (Yes, this includes babyhood.) No one shaves or waxes perfect. We women know this, and whoever says it never happened, well you get the point.




You're like so retarded.
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#356839 - 09/01/08 06:34 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Outback Whack Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
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I've been naughty. Tee-hee.

Oh, Holly. My sweet, innocent Holly. It was a joke. I thought the "enlightened" aspect of it made that clear, but apparently I was mistaking. I've never so much as exchanged an email or PM with Luke, let alone discussed what's doing around your donut (which I imagine is just lovely).




Meantime, Holly and Nikki have gone around to Luke's house and blown his brains out and have now embarked on a lesbo-esque road trip across America.

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#356840 - 09/01/08 08:51 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Nice send off for Holly's trip to Scotland.

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#356841 - 09/01/08 02:40 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Beautiful women with hairy assholes?

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#356842 - 09/01/08 04:56 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
As long as the nether locks are spic and span, who cares?
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#356843 - 09/02/08 05:10 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Methinks what's truly revealing here is that DB confuses spanking it with a relationship.




Oh indeed, how could I corn-fuse the situation so badly....


You are a total fucking simpleton, whichever ALT-id for an established poster you Obviosuly are...I have my suspiciouns as to who you really are, but I just dont quite care enough to delve into it in a rant.

The fact o fthe matter is this, it is HYPOCRISY i cant stand....If someone wants to focus on the physical appearances of people, and have that be the priority in their relatiosnhips and the basis for what makes them happy, then cool, so be it. Even myself, I can admire and be moved obviously by the physical beauty of a woman when I see it...it is just not the only thing I see nor consider "beautiful"... nor is it the basis for happiness or contentment.

What I dislike is the pretense that MOST (95%+) people manifest, the hypocritical bullshit they spew, when they say that looks are "not all that important", yet their actions and later statements prove otherwise.

or maybe it's just a case where the truth does indeed hurt....LOOKS are the most important thing in today's fucke dup world.
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#356844 - 09/02/08 09:06 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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I can admire and be moved obviously by the physical beauty of a woman when I see it...it is just not the only thing I see nor consider "beautiful"...







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#356845 - 09/02/08 01:32 PM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Bramlet Abercrombie Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 14
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You are a total fucking simpleton, whichever ALT-id for an established poster you Obviosuly are...I have my suspiciouns as to who you really are, but I just dont quite care enough to delve into it in a rant.




Alt-ID? I don't know whether to be offended or flattered. Guess again.

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#356846 - 09/03/08 09:00 AM Re: Which PW Has Hairiest Asshole?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Luke Ford once told me that Holly Randall used to always miss a few hairs when shaving around her butthole. It turned him off but he overlooked it, he said, because such things aren't important to a man as enlightened as himself.




Oh for cryin out loud-- I'm not even going to defend myself here. I do the best job I can! Sometimes it's hard to get it perfect every time, since you can't see down there. I notice that models miss spots all the time, but I don't go around telling people that.

You know, the things I could say about Luke "down there"... but I won't. What's funny about Luke is, as imperfect as he is physically, he sure feels that he is justified in picking apart every flaw in the women he's involved with. What an asshole (no pun intended).




Holly, those stray ass hairs can be removed with ass fucking. Lots and lots of ass fucking.
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