I'm new to this thread, but I love the blog entries. What an exquisite mix of stupid whore trying to appear bright by using big words incorrectly, why it's "defiitely the epitome of appetizing!".

"My life seems to all to often be dominated by a sense of disarray and confusion, on my part, which have reached hyperbolic perportions lately."

I may have to bump Gigi's sig line for this.

edit to add this morning's post - pure magic:

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My odd drunken activities
Current mood: vexed


Wow...I have some unusual habits, to say the least. I got completely wasted yesterday...because it was a Sunday...and that's what you do on Sundays. Anyhoo...I decided to start early, around two or three o'clock. I kept going till about 10pm and because there was no one around to join in the debauchery, decided to indulge myself in a Xanax bar and pass out.

Nowwww...that's when the fun begins. I slept so well, that, this morning I awoke, surprisingly refreshed at the ungodly hour of 6am. To my astonishment, I find a bevy of text messages. At first I thought it was others who'd been drunk-texting me. However, when I go to respond, to my aghast, I see on my iPhone that I had unwittingly messaged them last night.

Now, that wouldn't be amusing if not for the fact that I had apparently fallen asleep and then later awaken...still in a blacked-out Xanie stupor to talk shit and say stupid stuff to a bunch of my friends only to fall back asleep. This had happened once before, except I called people instead. Geez...how embarassing...hyperbolically embarassing, to be precise. Think I'm gonna go hide till the shame dissipates a bit...lol

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"To my aghast"? "Geez...how embarassing...hyperbolically embarassing, to be precise."?

awesome.