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Turns out this falsely assumed relationship was....what again? huh? A DISILLUSION....??? A FACADE??? Clearly this chick either allowed every english teacher she had since grade 5 to either finger fuck her (grades 5 thru 7), accept a blow job from her (grade 8 thru 10) and /or FUCK her outright (grade 11 and 12) to pass high school english and graduate....



I suspect he was telling her he loved her and she stupidly assumed he was her boyfriend. She conveniently ignored the fact that he never picked up the phone when she called him. That he could never accurately account for his whereabouts much of the time. Etc.
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