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#356655 - 08/28/08 07:09 PM Laci Laine
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Laci Laine is a fresh breath of cum-stained air. Her burps are salty. She is a veteran of www.loadmymouth.com and can still count her scenes on her fingers and toes.








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#356656 - 08/28/08 09:44 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Hope she plans on spending her fee on some Valtrex. Seems to be having an outbreak.
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#356657 - 08/28/08 09:53 PM Re: Laci Laine
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I think there are a lot of guys -- me included -- who just see that pussy and ass and decide to dive in.

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#356658 - 08/29/08 02:16 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 04/27/08
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People actually stroke to chicks that look like this?

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#356659 - 08/29/08 02:41 AM Re: Laci Laine
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She needs to wear shorter false eyelashes and wax her brows.
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#356660 - 08/29/08 08:43 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Yuck
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#356661 - 08/29/08 11:41 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
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Okay, I connected the dots... what the hell is this thing supposed to be?





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#356662 - 08/29/08 12:22 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Okay, I connected the dots... what the hell is this thing supposed to be?








Wow, that actually improved the picture
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#356663 - 08/29/08 03:45 PM Re: Laci Laine
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I am putting her under exclusive contract. So there.

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#356664 - 08/29/08 03:48 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Okay, I connected the dots... what the hell is this thing supposed to be?








Is it some kind of funky projected sales bar graph that David Joseph sent to Brandon?

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#356665 - 08/29/08 04:23 PM Re: Laci Laine
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#356666 - 08/29/08 04:24 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Looks more like the route of offices you have to take to be told why you can't get paid.

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#356667 - 08/29/08 04:28 PM Re: Laci Laine
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^^ Speaking from experience, Mr. Irons?

Btw: Congrats on your new position at the board.
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#356668 - 08/29/08 04:28 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Looks more like the route of offices you have to take to be told why you can't get paid.




Are you saying Jeff doesn't pay you or gives you the runaround?

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#356669 - 08/29/08 07:43 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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She needs to wear shorter false eyelashes and wax her brows.


Yeah the lashes are like totally ridiculous and she kinda reminds me of Lexi Belle a smidge.

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#356670 - 08/29/08 08:14 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Looks more like the route of offices you have to take to be told why you can't get paid.




Are you saying Jeff doesn't pay you or gives you the runaround?




It was a joke made in reference to David Joseph and Red Light District.

I distinctly remember several Fridays (paydays) when I was told I could not get a check for monies collected on my behalf from months ago, yet there would be 4-5 women in the makeup room getting ready for company-owned productions. Those women would be paid the following week....promptly. So would anyone working for David Joseph.

It's bullshit flipflam thievery shenanigans like that which make me believe business was not done fairly nor honestly at Platinum X and Red Light District.

If you worked for those companies as talent or crew, fine. God help you, though, if you invested your money into productions and expected to be paid in a timely manner....if at all.

One of the biggest debtors for uncollected debts (according to a report shown to me) was a company called Worldwide Red Light District. In other words, they were selling product to themselves and then not being able to collect it for some reason. Ooops! Better write that bad debt off the books.....

Yeah, right.

The basketball court at Mr. Joseph's house is level but he can't say the same about how he treated anyone who owned product through his companies.

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#356671 - 08/29/08 09:02 PM Re: Laci Laine
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Fair enough. What happened to the Lexus?

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#356672 - 08/29/08 11:26 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Still drive it....sans Platinum X wrap. I don't advertise for people who do business the way they do.

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#356673 - 08/29/08 11:35 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Still drive it....sans Platinum X wrap. I don't advertise for people who do business the way they do.




i love the fact that you are all about positivity and happiness and nothing negative......until its about your money. good times!
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#356674 - 08/30/08 05:52 AM Re: Laci Laine
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If you worked for those companies as talent or crew, fine. God help you, though, if you invested your money into productions and expected to be paid in a timely manner....if at all.




Well there's your first problem right there Bran done ... why on earth woul dyou ask GOD to help in this situation? You are fornicating out of wedlock with young innocent girls who should be fantasizing about their first KISS, not their first LOAD swallowed, a load which, I might add, God intended to become more human beings, NOT lunch. No Brandon, you are barking (or praying) up the wrong tree. It's the right church, wrong PEW syndrome buddy. Ask Bornyo, you need to be asking for help from Satan and the DEMONS, the originators of ALL things immoral and sexually depraved, like the artificial, UNNATURAL craving you have to shoot your load down the throats of every woman you neet. Hey, I am not judging you Bro, I have the EXACT same affliction. Except I am a little more choosey about which throats, etc etc etc. If you want help/advice on which Demons to specifically ask, send Bornyo a DEMONIC REFERENCE request and he will forward it to me...I dont deal directly with the Faithful....in the meantime, Keep Un-doing god's work sir.

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One of the biggest debtors for uncollected debts (according to a report shown to me) was a company called Worldwide Red Light District. In other words, they were selling product to themselves and then not being able to collect it for some reason. Ooops! Better write that bad debt off the books.....





Wow...I wonder if the IRS has seen or knows about this shit...Brandone, you could/should have blackmailed this scumbag into paying you with threats to blow the whistle on this bulshit. Wow, Porn Poeple in general, from performers on up to the owners, are so morally bankrupt it is totally wood inspiring...no wonder they try to earn a living via FUCKING, it is a constant, neverending state of mind/conduct for them at all levels of life.

Fuck fuck fuck....fuck others, fuck myself, fuck everyone, fuck everything....fuck fuck fuck....splooge splooge splooge. Take the money now, swindle everyone NOW, fuck tomorrow. Fuck next year. Fuck it....all that matters is now.

<fast forward a year...next year comes around...>

Now these same amoral, sociopathic, lazy scumbags are faced with mounting problems and debt and bullshit because their past is catching up to them, so what do they do? stop and try to make amends or at least cease the bullshit that got them there? NOPE...they invent NEW lies, new deceits, new immoral conduct to further screw over others in order to keep the party going. to keep the fucking right on pistoning....WOW, I wonder if my writing ever PINGS anyone in porn on the conscience? Oh wait silly me...they dont HAVE consciences, that is the first thing that goes when you surrender to SLOTH and corruption.
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#356677 - 08/30/08 02:18 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Quote:

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Still drive it....sans Platinum X wrap. I don't advertise for people who do business the way they do.




i love the fact that you are all about positivity and happiness and nothing negative......until its about your money. good times!




I love the fact that you are all about positivity and happiness and nothing negative......until its about women who choose not to work with you. Good times!

If you get bent out of shape over losing a $600 gig, I wonder how you would get if your life savings were on the line.

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#356678 - 08/30/08 02:29 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Still drive it....sans Platinum X wrap. I don't advertise for people who do business the way they do.




i love the fact that you are all about positivity and happiness and nothing negative......until its about your money. good times!




Very good point Christian.

Given the character issues that seem to surround porn producers, why don't people like Brandon instead invest their money in companies outside the pornography business.




There are plenty of successful people in the adult industry. If you are with the right people, you will do well. If you are with the wrong people, you can be wiped out.

I don't borrow. I don't steal. I don't fuck people over for short-term gain. If someone tells me to turn in a movie, I turn in the best movie I am able to produce. It becomes an exercise in frustration, however, when after years of producing work that ostensibly sells well, you are given checks that don't allow you to produce even one more movie.

That didn't make sense to me then and it doesn't make sense to me now.

I've only heard about the basketball court, horse stables, Bentley, etc. that exist in Bell Canyon. If it was earned honsetly, that's truly something to celebrate. We should all be so lucky.

It all starts with a level court.

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#356679 - 08/30/08 02:51 PM Re: Laci Laine
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:

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Still drive it....sans Platinum X wrap. I don't advertise for people who do business the way they do.




i love the fact that you are all about positivity and happiness and nothing negative......until its about your money. good times!




I love the fact that you are all about positivity and happiness and nothing negative......until its about women who choose not to work with you. Good times!

If you get bent out of shape over losing a $600 gig, I wonder how you would get if your life savings were on the line.




you really think i am all about positivity and happiness? seriously? i thought you knew me better than that.
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#356680 - 08/30/08 03:30 PM Re: Laci Laine
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I stand corrected.

Seriously, I know you have played at David Joseph's court and have enjoyed some good times at his home. That's great! Perhaps you know him differently than I do. The side I have seen is not a good one and I only speak for myself.

I may come across as thin-skinned at times but I have not fucked people over or broken promises. The meltdown of directors at Red Light District and Platinum X didn't hurt those who borrowed money nearly as much as those who did it out of their own pocket.

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#356682 - 08/30/08 08:28 PM Re: Laci Laine
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I read your central question and I answered it. People get ripped off in every walk of life, not just porn. Conversely, there are people who do quite well in porn, too. If you are with the right people....etc. What was said and what was done at Platinum X are two completely different things. For the most part, those who left or were kicked out of Red Light District or Platinum X did not have their savings invested. I did.

I don't quit or run. I try to stick things out. It's very easy to tell someone about the clarity of hindsight after the fact but there was an opportunity and I went for it. It's my opinion that business was not done honestly nor fairly and will say so as loudly and often as I am able.

Back to Laci now, please....

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#356683 - 08/31/08 12:22 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I stand corrected.

Seriously, I know you have played at David Joseph's court and have enjoyed some good times at his home. That's great! Perhaps you know him differently than I do. The side I have seen is not a good one and I only speak for myself.

I may come across as thin-skinned at times but I have not fucked people over or broken promises. The meltdown of directors at Red Light District and Platinum X didn't hurt those who borrowed money nearly as much as those who did it out of their own pocket.




woah bro, i never said i wasn't on your side. you are nothing if not honest, so i tend to believe things when you say them. i was just making a point that in all of our conversations you are always staying neutral about people in the business and then you blast the fuck out of RLD. lol
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#356684 - 08/31/08 12:48 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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I stand corrected.

Seriously, I know you have played at David Joseph's court and have enjoyed some good times at his home. That's great! Perhaps you know him differently than I do. The side I have seen is not a good one and I only speak for myself.

I may come across as thin-skinned at times but I have not fucked people over or broken promises. The meltdown of directors at Red Light District and Platinum X didn't hurt those who borrowed money nearly as much as those who did it out of their own pocket.




woah bro, i never said i wasn't on your side. you are nothing if not honest, so i tend to believe things when you say them. i was just making a point that in all of our conversations you are always staying neutral about people in the business and then you blast the fuck out of RLD. lol




I would think that is evidence of how badly they fucked him over.
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#356685 - 09/02/08 09:19 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 06/01/08
Posts: 26
Loc: Cape Cod, MA
Quote:

Quote:

I stand corrected.

Seriously, I know you have played at David Joseph's court and have enjoyed some good times at his home. That's great! Perhaps you know him differently than I do. The side I have seen is not a good one and I only speak for myself.

I may come across as thin-skinned at times but I have not fucked people over or broken promises. The meltdown of directors at Red Light District and Platinum X didn't hurt those who borrowed money nearly as much as those who did it out of their own pocket.




woah bro, i never said i wasn't on your side. you are nothing if not honest, so i tend to believe things when you say them. i was just making a point that in all of our conversations you are always staying neutral about people in the business and then you blast the fuck out of RLD. lol




You'd blast the fuck, too, out of anyone who routinely bounced monthly sales checks equivalent to most of our annual salaries. The sales proved Brandon was successful, what followed proved David Joseph is a thief, a liar and should be prosecuted for several accounts of felony theft -- to start.
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#356686 - 09/02/08 09:37 AM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Looks more like the route of offices you have to take to be told why you can't get paid.




Are you saying Jeff doesn't pay you or gives you the runaround?




I pay everyone, and I dont owe anyone any money. I may be a asshole, but im a honest asshole. My word is gold. I hate liars thus I hate whores.
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#356687 - 09/10/08 03:50 PM Re: Laci Laine
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Registered: 09/10/08
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she has lovely eyes IMO. I love all girls that swallow.

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