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#356348 - 08/27/08 10:05 PM Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Every now and then it is healthy to do something GOOD even if it goes against nature. And I cant think of anything that could be universally more approved amongst the WHOLE XPT NATION (all 43 of us, plus Teagan) than to have a simple thread expressing tribute to Cleetus Van Damme. Cleetus is the most universally liked, inoffensive-yet-still-funny-in-his-own-way XPT poster, perhaps of all time....this I submit for all your fucking perverts and degenerates to sign and submit by posting here. Cleetus, I'd buy you all the BEER you could drink bro.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#356349 - 08/27/08 10:37 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	_________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#356350 - 08/27/08 10:42 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Anonymous Unregistered	Well Shit Piss and Corruption, this warm the cockles of my malignant heart. Cleetus is probably the nicest soul posting on these here forums and I'll go in with Burg for some of those beers... ...even though he's going to make fun of me for sitting all the way through that embarrassing Yankees collapse tonight. 11 to fucking 3. Here's to ya
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#356351 - 08/27/08 11:39 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9197	Cleetus is gonna get his ass kicked in computer football again. Quote: Cleetus, I'd buy you all the midgets...etc...etc ..natch...Fixed...
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#356352 - 08/28/08 12:09 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	_________________________ You're all still alive?
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#356353 - 08/28/08 03:19 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Cleetus rules, he's old school XTP. Death to the Saracen!
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#356354 - 08/28/08 03:27 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	This calls for an oldie but a goodie . . . All hail! Attachments 343690-Vlad2.jpg (14 downloads)
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#356355 - 08/28/08 03:44 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	The last movie you watched. Brilliant thread. Thanks Cleetus. And thanks for the FF League. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#356356 - 08/28/08 03:49 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: And I cant think of anything that could be universally more approved amongst the WHOLE XPT NATION (all 43 of us, plus Teagan) than to have a simple thread expressing tribute to Cleetus Van Damme. Signed. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#356357 - 08/28/08 03:58 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Gotta love Cleetus- he taught me to love the little people.
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#356358 - 08/28/08 06:06 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Concur _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#356359 - 08/28/08 06:13 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	i can't see this graemlin-- -- without thinking of cleetus. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#356360 - 08/28/08 10:19 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Cleetus doesn't post smilies -- the smilies post themselves because they know goddamn well what Cleetus will do to them if they don't. Here's to one of only a handful of posters on here who's never once pretended to be something he's not. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#356361 - 08/28/08 10:25 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Haha- thanks Burg and everyone. This is the best board with the coolest people so it is easy to be nice to everyone. Plus I do screw with you all sometimes but only the people i know can take it. I will be winning the league this year Willie. and everyone loves Midgets, like lesbians it is a proven scientific fact I wish I had that vlad figurine, that fucking thing rules. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#356362 - 08/28/08 10:27 PM Re: Cleetus Van Damme Tribute Thread
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Cleets always been a standup guy. i salute you. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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