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Ray Morgan-

Hey dude, welcome to XPT! I for one am sure glad you're here, cuz there be to many whores on this board already. We need guys like you around here, so stick it out bro. I've already seen a few hazings on here, and I have a feeling that one of those hazings is gonna keep going for a long while to come (hi kitten!) So let me give you some quick tips to get you thru...

1. Stop looking like Skye Blue's grandfather
2. always be nice, and never let 'em see you sweat it.
3. post really good high rez pics of your manboobs, it seems to ease the haze
4. you're swimmin' with sharks in here, so don't let them smell blood.
5. do NOT post pics of your nutsack. they throw you in the penalty box 4 that

...last thing. If you ARE going to stick with this whole "I'm amused that they think I'm a guy" thing, be sure to eliminate ALL picks of your junk on the net, because fuckin' Dino WILL find them and post them. I promise not to tell anyone about that "suckin' my own dick" pic you sent me yesterday, but for your own good, don't send that out to anyone else on here. Other than that, welcome, again, keep with the whole "I'm a chick" junk tuck, and play it like you don't give a fuck. Oh, and...

-Keep It Dirty

P.S. are you cut or uncut? just curious.

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