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#356068 - 08/27/08 09:29 AM Welcome to Conquistador
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
For those who don't know, Conquistador was an 11,000+ poster at ADT who got banned last night. Not only banned but his IP was banned where he cannot even read the site without using a proxy server.

He's been a member here for a while but not an active one. If things follow the normal course he will become more active here now.

To ease the transition I'll post a little information about him, and hopefully he will chime in if I miss something. Let's see, he is:

Bipolar
Used to drunk post a lot but is now sober
Likes hamsters
Likes videogames
Likes building computers

Anything else?

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#356069 - 08/27/08 09:31 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Welcome to him, what did he do over there to get the cunt to flip out?
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#356070 - 08/27/08 09:35 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'd rather he explain it before we all go off on our usual tangent because there must have been more than met the eye. He basically said in ADTs Dr. Dre thread what was said in XPTs Dr. Dre thread, except he didn't read tha article and assumed the kid had been shot.

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#356071 - 08/27/08 09:36 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Conquistador, I love you. Get your ass over here.
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#356072 - 08/27/08 09:41 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Anonymous
Unregistered


Conquistador is a good egg. I believe he's from Toronto. Welcome aboard.

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#356073 - 08/27/08 10:08 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

Welcome to him, what did he do over there to get the cunt to flip out?




I suggested that Dr. Dre get gang raped by AIDS patients for bringing "musicians" such as 50 cent to the world's attention.

I believe I also mocked his grief at losing a loved one.
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#356074 - 08/27/08 10:13 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
You're ok in my book.
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#356075 - 08/27/08 10:14 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
You sick fuck.

As the senior Canadian at XPT, it is my honour to welcome you.

Have a double double and stay awhile.
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#356076 - 08/27/08 10:18 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome.

@Bornyo: I think your list is accurate. I have never known them to IP ban anyone before. I must have really pissed them off. As far as there being "more then meets the eye" in this situation I haven't got any details that aren't also available to everyone else. No one sent me an email or anything.

@Gia: Same to you.

@Jim: Yup, I live in Toronto but I grew up in central PA. I've lived here for a few years and I'm still not really up to speed on being a Canadian.
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#356077 - 08/27/08 10:23 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I have never known them to IP ban anyone before. I must have really pissed them off.




That's the eunuch for you. Ask Willie about the time he banned a whole IP range and locked out Boner-ONE in the process. There's a post about it somewhere. I'd search for a link, but I have to run and pick up tix for tonight's Yankees/Red Sox game.

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#356078 - 08/27/08 10:47 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I can't remember who I like anymore from over there, I think I got along with Conquistador, so yes post here more often. You have a lot more freedom in your posts here that is for sure, just don't post any ball or dick personal pics

Now can we somehow get alex's posting over there again
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#356079 - 08/27/08 10:54 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

You have a lot more freedom in your posts here that is for sure, just don't post any ball or dick personal pics




I appreciate that. Also I have been lurking here since last year when Kurt Lockwood crash landed at ADT and started calling me "Conky". I realized he thought he already knew me from somewhere and I decided to find out who my alternate identity was.

Anyway my point is that I already know what flies here.

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#356080 - 08/27/08 11:07 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Dedicated to my new friend Conquistador.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqZde1_zSQ
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#356081 - 08/27/08 11:18 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Thank you kindly, Vin.

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#356082 - 08/27/08 01:20 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Welcome! Looking forward to read your contributions.
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#356083 - 08/27/08 01:44 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Great news! Soon the only posters left at ADT will be Steph, her cuckold hubby Drew, bunch of whores posting only to promote their stuff and the 50+ year old virgin by the name of Bono One.


Edited by Dak'kon (08/27/08 01:46 PM)
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#356084 - 08/27/08 01:53 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Dak'kon your avatar might give Conquistador the hives. (Though I, like Cleetus, find her hot).

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#356085 - 08/27/08 01:56 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
who is that in dakkon's avatar?

and welcome, conquistador
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#356086 - 08/27/08 01:57 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:


who is that in dakkon's avatar?




That would be the Staph Cunt herself.

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#356087 - 08/27/08 02:03 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i don't know why, but i thought it was weird al yankovic. actually, i'm still going with that.
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#356088 - 08/27/08 02:04 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Dak'kon your avatar might give Conquistador the hives. (Though I, like Cleetus, find her hot).




And Zen don't forget about zen She looks like a chipmunk which oddly enough i find greatly appealing
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#356089 - 08/27/08 02:30 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I also find her kind of hot.

And again thanks everyone for the warm welcome.

@Bornyo: it appears their IP ban was either temporary or didn't work. I can still access the site without using any proxies.

@Freestylah: thank you for introducing me to encyclopedia dramatica.
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#356090 - 08/27/08 02:35 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

Dak'kon your avatar might give Conquistador the hives. (Though I, like Cleetus, find her hot).




And Zen don't forget about zen She looks like a chipmunk which oddly enough i find greatly appealing




I like her cute little chipmunk cheeks. And you can flame me all you like
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#356091 - 08/27/08 03:36 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

For those who don't know, Conquistador was an 11,000+ poster at ADT who got banned last night. Not only banned but his IP was banned where he cannot even read the site without using a proxy server.

He's been a member here for a while but not an active one. If things follow the normal course he will become more active here now.

To ease the transition I'll post a little information about him, and hopefully he will chime in if I miss something. Let's see, he is:

Bipolar
Used to drunk post a lot but is now sober
Likes hamsters
Likes videogames
Likes building computers

Anything else?



He got his ass inspected.

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#356092 - 08/27/08 03:39 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Bornyon, please to ADT that if Conquistador is out then Panzer should be in.

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#356093 - 08/27/08 03:39 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I agree that you should go to ADT and stay there. Just make a new account with a different name.
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#356094 - 08/27/08 03:47 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Welcome. Though you better watch your steps around here as well, mocking the wrong whore or calling a dead one a lousy performer is grounds for banniation here on xxxpt too.

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#356095 - 08/27/08 05:10 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
'Fess up you little bastard...you're just a Conky alt id!!!

Joking aside, welcome to XPT!

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#356096 - 08/27/08 05:21 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Slobodan Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Quote:


He got his ass inspected.




I have a physical exam tomorrow.

Thread's funny as hell and worth reading!

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#356097 - 08/27/08 05:24 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Welcome. Though you better watch your steps around here as well, mocking the wrong whore or calling a dead one a lousy performer is grounds for banniation here on xxxpt too.




No, just being a douchebag is grounds for banning. I have a hunch you're next.
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#356098 - 08/27/08 05:39 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

I have never known them to IP ban anyone before. I must have really pissed them off.




That's the eunuch for you. Ask Willie about the time he banned a whole IP range and locked out Boner-ONE in the process. There's a post about it somewhere. I'd search for a link, but I have to run and pick up tix for tonight's Yankees/Red Sox game.




Okay that explains the reference in one of the threads over there that got hijacked with the Conquistador situation. I don't think Conquistador will have a problem fitting in here. Speaking his mind without bullshitting anyone is one of his strengths. Another plus is that his opinion of rap may help keep Tritone away.
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#356099 - 08/27/08 05:55 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

Another plus is that his opinion of rap may help keep Tritone away.




I read the board every day and I was under the impression that Tritone was doing a fine job keeping himself away. Though I could have missed something.

Also, I think this is funny:
Starrpowerready misses me?

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#356100 - 08/27/08 06:03 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Tritone dirtied the board with a post here today so I knocked him off his high mule again.
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#356101 - 08/27/08 06:23 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

i don't know why, but i thought it was weird al yankovic. actually, i'm still going with that.




I thought it was Dave Mustaine the first time I saw it.
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#356102 - 08/27/08 09:24 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Maybe if Conq was watching enema porn then he wouldn't need his meds. I haven't taken my meds in the past 7 years and I am doing fine.

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#356103 - 08/27/08 09:58 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
My Adt ignorance is crippling me here, so I dont know who the fuck this guy is, but it seems since everyone is welcoming him, in particular Bornyo, who is the Barometer of XPT, I will offer him the use of my handicap placard.
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#356104 - 08/28/08 12:38 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
conquistador wrote:

Quote:

Also, I think this is funny:
Starrpowerready misses me?




Crucifixio's meltdown was even better.

Derail: Has this Starrpowerready been unbanned here?
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#356105 - 08/28/08 02:56 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

conquistador wrote:

Quote:

Also, I think this is funny:
Starrpowerready misses me?




Crucifixio's meltdown was even better.

Derail: Has this Starrpowerready been unbanned here?



No she hasn't...
Welcome Conquistador!
Your avatar scares the shit out of me....
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#356106 - 08/28/08 02:58 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
You are scared of hamsters?
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#356107 - 08/28/08 03:02 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

You are scared of hamsters?



Yes and all other rodents, funny thing is as a child I owned one, His name was Andre...My brothers killed him or her whatever it was...
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#356108 - 08/28/08 12:12 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

@Jim: Yup, I live in Toronto but I grew up in central PA. I've lived here for a few years and I'm still not really up to speed on being a Canadian.




There's really only a few major rules.

1) Live and let live.
2) Hockey rules. (Sigh.)
3) Be polite.
4) Mock our beer at your own peril.

Welcome to Canknucklehead land.

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#356109 - 08/28/08 12:18 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

My Adt ignorance is crippling me




Hey, ADT Ignorance, get in line!
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#356110 - 08/29/08 09:46 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

My Adt ignorance is crippling me here, so I dont know who the fuck this guy is, but it seems since everyone is welcoming him, in particular Bornyo, who is the Barometer of XPT, I will offer him the use of my handicap placard.




Quote:

Bipolar
Used to drunk post a lot but is now sober
Likes hamsters
Likes videogames
Likes building computers




XPT is now clogged with hamster photos.

It's as if Fatman traded in his cats for rodents and adopted an Alt-ID.

I've always seen Bornyo as more of a flood gauge than a barometer.





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#356111 - 08/29/08 09:52 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:



XPT is now clogged with hamster photos.





Sorry about that. I didn't realize it would be an issue. I'll knock it off.
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#356112 - 08/29/08 10:42 PM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#356113 - 08/30/08 07:25 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Gunker is just ticked because you are taking away space for his Fox News sucks links and Sweet Home Alobama posts.
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#356114 - 08/30/08 07:34 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Gunker is just ticked because you are taking away space for his Fox News sucks links




Seriously. Go ahead and post them. Hamster pics are far and away better than an endless series of enema pics/posts.

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#356115 - 08/30/08 07:52 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Pants is a glass of wine.

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#356116 - 08/30/08 07:57 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Vyvyan likes GTA.

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#356117 - 08/30/08 08:29 AM Re: Welcome to Conquistador
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
you people are paying way too much attention & giving unneccessary traffic to that pathetic site.
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