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#356068 - 08/27/08 09:29 AM
Welcome to Conquistador
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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For those who don't know, Conquistador was an 11,000+ poster at ADT who got banned last night. Not only banned but his IP was banned where he cannot even read the site without using a proxy server.
He's been a member here for a while but not an active one. If things follow the normal course he will become more active here now.
To ease the transition I'll post a little information about him, and hopefully he will chime in if I miss something. Let's see, he is:
Bipolar
Used to drunk post a lot but is now sober
Likes hamsters
Likes videogames
Likes building computers
Anything else?
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#356070 - 08/27/08 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'd rather he explain it before we all go off on our usual tangent because there must have been more than met the eye. He basically said in ADTs Dr. Dre thread what was said in XPTs Dr. Dre thread, except he didn't read tha article and assumed the kid had been shot.
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#356071 - 08/27/08 09:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Conquistador, I love you. Get your ass over here.
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#356072 - 08/27/08 09:41 AM
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Conquistador is a good egg. I believe he's from Toronto. Welcome aboard.
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#356075 - 08/27/08 10:14 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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You sick fuck.
As the senior Canadian at XPT, it is my honour to welcome you.
Have a double double and stay awhile.
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#356076 - 08/27/08 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome. @Bornyo: I think your list is accurate. I have never known them to IP ban anyone before. I must have really pissed them off. As far as there being "more then meets the eye" in this situation I haven't got any details that aren't also available to everyone else. No one sent me an email or anything. @Gia: Same to you.  @Jim: Yup, I live in Toronto but I grew up in central PA. I've lived here for a few years and I'm still not really up to speed on being a Canadian.
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#356077 - 08/27/08 10:23 AM
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I have never known them to IP ban anyone before. I must have really pissed them off.
That's the eunuch for you. Ask Willie about the time he banned a whole IP range and locked out Boner-ONE in the process. There's a post about it somewhere. I'd search for a link, but I have to run and pick up tix for tonight's Yankees/Red Sox game.
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#356082 - 08/27/08 01:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Welcome! Looking forward to read your contributions.
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#356084 - 08/27/08 01:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Dak'kon your avatar might give Conquistador the hives. (Though I, like Cleetus, find her hot).
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#356085 - 08/27/08 01:56 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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who is that in dakkon's avatar? and welcome, conquistador 
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#356086 - 08/27/08 01:57 PM
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Anonymous
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who is that in dakkon's avatar?
That would be the Staph Cunt herself.
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#356087 - 08/27/08 02:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i don't know why, but i thought it was weird al yankovic. actually, i'm still going with that.
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#356089 - 08/27/08 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I also find her kind of hot.
And again thanks everyone for the warm welcome.
@Bornyo: it appears their IP ban was either temporary or didn't work. I can still access the site without using any proxies.
@Freestylah: thank you for introducing me to encyclopedia dramatica.
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#356090 - 08/27/08 02:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#356091 - 08/27/08 03:36 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Quote:
For those who don't know, Conquistador was an 11,000+ poster at ADT who got banned last night. Not only banned but his IP was banned where he cannot even read the site without using a proxy server.
He's been a member here for a while but not an active one. If things follow the normal course he will become more active here now.
To ease the transition I'll post a little information about him, and hopefully he will chime in if I miss something. Let's see, he is:
Bipolar
Used to drunk post a lot but is now sober
Likes hamsters
Likes videogames
Likes building computers
Anything else?
He got his ass inspected. 
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#356095 - 08/27/08 05:10 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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'Fess up you little bastard...you're just a Conky alt id!!!
Joking aside, welcome to XPT!
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#356096 - 08/27/08 05:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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He got his ass inspected.
I have a physical exam tomorrow.
Thread's funny as hell and worth reading! 
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#356100 - 08/27/08 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Tritone dirtied the board with a post here today so I knocked him off his high mule again.
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#356103 - 08/27/08 09:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My Adt ignorance is crippling me here, so I dont know who the fuck this guy is, but it seems since everyone is welcoming him, in particular Bornyo, who is the Barometer of XPT, I will offer him the use of my handicap placard.
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#356104 - 08/28/08 12:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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conquistador wrote: Quote:
Also, I think this is funny:
Starrpowerready misses me?
Crucifixio's meltdown was even better.
Derail: Has this Starrpowerready been unbanned here?
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#356106 - 08/28/08 02:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You are scared of hamsters?
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#356112 - 08/29/08 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#356113 - 08/30/08 07:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Gunker is just ticked because you are taking away space for his Fox News sucks links and Sweet Home Alobama posts.
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#356114 - 08/30/08 07:34 AM
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Anonymous
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Gunker is just ticked because you are taking away space for his Fox News sucks links
Seriously. Go ahead and post them. Hamster pics are far and away better than an endless series of enema pics/posts.
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#356118 - 08/30/08 07:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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He likes Vaginal Jesus so he's okay in my book. ( you do know that Vaginal Jesus is really just Seth Putnam and what ever other scumbag he can con into playing drums for him that week right?)
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#356119 - 08/30/08 07:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I know. I am a Seth Putnam fan.
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#356121 - 08/30/08 07:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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Do you think Christina Barnes will finally fight Seth Putnam now that he's a retarded cripple?
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#356122 - 08/30/08 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I thought he was walking around again. But I doubt Chris Barnes fights anyone.
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#356124 - 08/30/08 08:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I would like to see that. In addition to being dangerously drunk Seth should also smoke 9 tons of crack before he squishes Barnes.
What are your thoughts on Brutal Truth?
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#356126 - 08/30/08 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Thank you Alex.
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#356128 - 08/30/08 09:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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As far as I'm concerned, the most exciting thing going on in grindcore right now is Flesh Parade releasing a full length album in September. I hope that guy from Shroom can fill Jason Prilgrim's huge shoes. Too bad he decide spend his time reading the bible.
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#356129 - 08/30/08 09:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Are you familiar with Japanese grinders 324?
324
As far as Seth is concerned I like him better in theory then in practice these days. "Top 40 Hits" is the only AC record I find myself listening to.
EDIT: and I can't recommend Ultra Vomit's earlier works enough. But be warned, they are very silly.
Edited by conquistador (08/30/08 09:43 PM)
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#356130 - 08/30/08 10:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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I have Across The Black Wings and Boutokunotaiyo. Haven't thrown them on in ages. have you heard Whoretorn? They put out one of the sickest demos ever recorded. They were very much influenced by the band Dismembered Fetus. www.myspace.com/whoretorn
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#356131 - 08/30/08 10:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
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Get a room you two.
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