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#355857 - 08/26/08 08:39 AM Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Jeff Steward Offline
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9076558

He won't accept me as a friend so I cant post any comments, but his friends on myspace must be warned. People...its time to go on the attack. Kiki would have wanted it this way. RIP Kiki.
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#355858 - 08/26/08 09:13 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Tall order, Jeff. He's got 1,370 victims... err... umm... "Friends" on MySpace. But I'll work on it.

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#355859 - 08/26/08 09:42 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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Just send him an add request with the words "let's mob up!"...he's on Mobsters and will add you in a second.
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#355860 - 08/27/08 08:50 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Jeff Steward Offline
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Swami isnt happy with me. He sent me this PM.

From: sportswami

Do you really want me to post on this board? Are you that desperate for me to get in an argument? Grow up... your older than I am and yet you act like a 12 year old.
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#355861 - 08/27/08 08:55 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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He needs to learn the difference between your and you're.
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#355862 - 08/27/08 08:59 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Willie D Offline

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Swami isnt happy with me. He sent me this PM.

From: sportswami

Do you really want me to post on this board? Are you that desperate for me to get in an argument? Grow up... your older than I am and yet you act like a 12 year old.




Maybe Swami could kidnap Darrah just like he did Kiki.

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#355863 - 08/27/08 09:07 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Keep hope alive.
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#355864 - 08/28/08 09:27 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Iluvcookie Offline
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
Loc: between your legs
I'm only responding to this post because I want the nutt sack shot to move up. PLEASE STOP BUMPING THAT POST.
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#355865 - 08/29/08 08:48 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Quote:

Quote:

Swami isnt happy with me. He sent me this PM.

From: sportswami

Do you really want me to post on this board? Are you that desperate for me to get in an argument? Grow up... your older than I am and yet you act like a 12 year old.




Maybe Swami could kidnap Darrah just like he did Kiki.


Excellent fucking idea, who says you cant come up with a winner while drinking?

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#355866 - 09/11/08 09:32 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Jeff Steward Offline
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I think Gia has more to add to this thread.
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#355867 - 09/11/08 10:00 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Anonymous
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Quote:

People...its time to go on the attack. Kiki would have wanted it this way. RIP Kiki.





Especially after this remark:

Quote:

It is my business because Teagan is my business.



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#355869 - 09/11/08 01:28 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
soxfan1011 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
The guy is just scary

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#355871 - 09/11/08 01:48 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
soxfan1011 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/04
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No. I had never even heard of the dude until I was accused of being him a few weeks ago just because of my silly, and sarcastic, posts that people erroneously interpreted.

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#355873 - 09/11/08 04:52 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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At least the mystery of whose alt Moblem was seems to be solved.
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#355874 - 01/26/09 11:59 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Is it just me or does swami look like a morbidly obese version of noel gallagher? Im glad this shitty economy hasn't hurt his career.

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#355875 - 01/27/09 12:20 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
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Welcome back monkey for however brief your stay might be. Your posts are one of the reasons I stayed around when I first signed up.
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#355876 - 01/27/09 09:21 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Quote:







Someone tell this guy the auditions for the Some Girls album cover ended 30 years ago.
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#355877 - 01/28/09 12:13 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
It's the price of pornstar fame: The stalker. Some dangerous, some not. Some just want a few pictures with their favorite girls, and others lay awake at night thinking of ways into their target's personal life, dreaming up idealized scenarios of spending time with them, and imagining the sweet relief of wrapping a lamp cord around the girl's neck in the event she laughed off his advances one too many times.

Which category does Chris Connor, aka "Sports Swami" fall into? You guessed it. Doesn't look dangerous, but he is. A quick glance at this sack of gelatin's myspace page and it doesn't take a criminologist to see the scam:

Uses the voice recorder gimmick to stretch what would otherwise be a fifteen second fanboy-pornstar encounter into a fifteen minute mock "interview" that no one but himself will ever hear played back.

Uses a two dollar microphone plugged into a laptop with internet as the excuse to tell girls he's a "radio show host" and will promote them if they give him their personal information. Nevermind he streams his "show" from a free site, with a URL a mile long.

Constantly refers to himself in the third person, a red flag since stalkers are among other traits known to have a narcissistic personality disorder, whereby low self esteem rebounds in stalker mode by suddenly making them feel like the most important person in the world.

Thousands of "myspace friend" pornstars that he's promised god knows what- "hey come on my radio show and I'll promote you - what's your number". EDIT: Apparently he has a history of harrassing female talent with awkward gifts, and phonecalls late at night.

If you're a female in the adult entertainment industry, DO NOT give this jellyfish any personal information. Don't waste time on any "interview" for his "radio show". Politely tell him to off himself full metal jacket style, with chocolate covered bullets if he prefers. Never agree to any time with him behind closed doors or away from people. Do not end up a statistic with a skull indendation.


Look how he has her her undivided attention, in the midst of his "stalker high", thanks to the voice recorder gimmick. For fifteen minutes, he basks in the glow of what it would feel like to be a man she's attracted to. A man he knows he'll never be.



God forbid this slug goes anywhere without the baby bottle reassurance of a sandwich always within arm's reach.



Pornstars get hot when asked "so, what are your turn-ons" by a guy with multiple chins like two eyes looking over a pile of pancakes.



What's wrong with this picture? Like passengers on public transportation in eastern europe, he's not smiling. In fact he never smiles when he poses with his objects of his desire. Why? Low self esteem reminding him he's infinitely small and has no shot- the frustration of being so close and yet so far.



"Ted Bundy grin" - the last thing this girl would see before losing consciousness if she made the mistake of going somewhere with him alone. Notice the sausage fingers close together like an awkward prom picture - painful evidence he has no real world experience with women beyond awkward hugs at tradeshows.



CONCLUSION: This information is not a joke. He's going to snap at some point, and god help the girl that's without a chair when his music stops. Stalkers are very difficult for the police to deal with- until the leap from the obsessive to the destructive phase is finally made, no crime has technically been committed. Advise anyone you know to put him on their ignore list. Be safe.

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#355878 - 01/28/09 12:14 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
This guys screen name ought to be Creepy McDouchechills
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#355879 - 01/28/09 12:42 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Check out his weird, deformed penis thumb in this picture. Hes adorable.
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#355880 - 01/28/09 03:01 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
As shitty as my life has been the past week, as broken as my heart has been, as cruel as my beats at the poker table were tonight, I'm not that guy....


Edited by tattypatty (01/28/09 03:01 AM)
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#355881 - 01/28/09 03:20 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

As shitty as my life has been the past week, as broken as my heart has been, as cruel as my beats at the poker table were tonight



What the fuck happened to you??


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#355882 - 01/29/09 12:44 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
It seems the renewed amber alert on Stalk Swami is getting out there. Just received a PM from a female talent currently active in the biz. Her name had to be obscured for obvious reasons. One life saved.


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#355883 - 01/29/09 03:00 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I wish he would tweeze between his eyebrows. That shit really bothers me.
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#355884 - 01/29/09 07:04 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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What G, you don't like that Euro unibrow look?
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#355885 - 01/29/09 07:38 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Been to Europe 6 times. Didn't see many unibrows over there. I do picture Swami passing up the amazing patisseries and crepe cafes just to hit the nearest McDonald's.
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#355886 - 01/29/09 07:53 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I wish he would tweeze between his eyebrows. That shit really bothers me.




That's his love patch- his conversation starter. He'll tell a girl "sit on my lap, rub my patch, then tell me about the first thing that pops up."

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#355887 - 01/29/09 08:17 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Registered: 09/01/08
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#355888 - 01/31/09 01:37 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
I get up, turn on the news, and lose hold of my tooth brush:



Then I awake, disappointed at first but just as quickly overcome by a clarity: we'll get there.

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#355889 - 02/01/09 12:15 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I wish he would tweeze between his eyebrows. That shit really bothers me.




Hmmm, id say that would be at the bottom of a long list of things wrong with swami. Id start with the fact his neck looks like what id imagine a current day and slightly heavier than her porn prime jill kelly's vagina looks like, or that he appears to be as socially adequate as a young Jeffrey Dahmer, or that he has the fashion sense of a C rate wrestling promoter, or that he has no less than 4 visible body parts that look like something in high demand in german butcher shops. After dealing with all that , the extra fuzz between his eyes should be considered one of his more attractive features, it draws attention away from his face.
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#355890 - 01/11/10 03:45 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Registered: 11/01/09
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any incidents with Swami this year?



Is he still alive?

last login 1/6/2010
mood frustrated

http://www.myspace.com/sportswami


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#355891 - 01/16/10 08:21 AM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
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Registered: 11/01/09
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AVN 2010


Swami with his newest Muse... Austin Taylor


The Swami getting the dish with Bree Olson


Kayden Kross sitting down with the Swami


The Swami listening to the lovely Kelly Divine


Mianna Thomas and the Swami chatting with Katsumi


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#355892 - 01/16/10 09:49 PM Re: Sportswami is now stalking on myspace
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Mianna Thomas and the Swami chatting with Katsumi




You better be careful. I bet Darrah's calling the French trademark police as I type.

You're supposed to say "KatsuNi".
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