You can brush up on all the redneck wedding hints and tips on CMT:

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4bl18Xyy5Y
Website: http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/my-big-redneck-wedding/series.jhtml
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!