I’d like to start this off by seriously thanking Mark for creating this super duper spunk-popper. I got it a week or so ago and put it aside like a tab of ecstasy to savor at a later time. There it sat on top of the leaning tower of promos with Jennifer Luv radiating her pink divinity on the cover. Man, I luv the way she looks in those candy striped knee socks and the fact she kept on the hot belt throughout the scene. Yeah, I’m weird, but this perv needs his porn babes decked in something a tad sluttish or completely whored out to the max. Anybody can get naked and fuck, but it takes real dedication and attention to detail to get decorated for a decadent treat. I can’t count how many times I’ve gone through the same tirade, but until somebody gets it right on a regular basis I won’t clam up and will have to continue praising those special moments where the planets of smut align.
Not to continue my bitching, but porn stars should look like porn stars, not some everyday honey out for a quickie paycheck. I know there’ll be some who dispute that because they want them to look more like the hot chicks at the mall gettin’ boffed. To counter that, I like them to look more like the trashy babe you see in a club who’s dressed like a fucktoy or the babe next door wearing what she thinks a porn star should have on. Producers of this stuff need to have a wardrobe on set or tell them when they book ‘em to bring something naughty to wear, but then again once Mark told me they tend to forget. Smutmutant tip #69 to the wannabe porn star: a true pro should always carry a personal slut kit with them at all times. Am I being that unreasonable? Who’s dishing out the moolah? C’mon, now with the greater influx of gals looking to make sleazy money there should be a lot more of what I like because I’m not a complete alien on the matter because surely other freaks agree with me. Porn is a visual medium and vision is the main window for male stimulation. Muff said.
Now quit snoring, crack open a Mountain Dew and pay attention to what I’m saying about Mark Wood at least because mofo is deserving of more credit than he gets. Just look at his output over the last couple of years for Legend. Remember those recently classic series of his like All About Ass, Rapid Fire, and Teens Goin’ Wild just to name the best of like five he was constantly spittin’ out on the slit parade? Well, if you liked them, time to focus on this because Jennifer Luv looks friggin’ great. It’s been cool to watch her go from nervous newcummer to the top-shelf porn star she is now. It’s a safe bet that babes like her and Gia Paloma work harder in a week than your average Vivid primadonna does in a month. Speaking of the devil’s plaything, Gia appears here wearing knee socks and platforms giving this viewer just a little more sugar on his eye candy of the sort he’s been boring you with for the past few paragraphs. Basically, hire those two for a flick and you’re already getting a solid cast to build from like on this release. To top it off, Mark also added a few cute new faces like Paige and Mya Mason. Though Porsha Blaze could’ve been deleted, Rated T For Teen 2 is a can’t miss tour de spunk. One last thing: those idiots at AVN should wake up and give Mark an award more sooner than later because he's been outfucking everybody in the biz.
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