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#355770 - 08/25/08 07:01 PM
Question for teagan
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Porn Jesus
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[Da_burg_missed_his_fanboi_vaccine] Hey teagan, in your scene shown here >>> Oil Overload...this aint greasy Kid Stuff. You really look like you are enjoying yourself in the last 3 minutes of the scene...so can you explain what happened with the cumshot here? Why was it so lame? How could this guy, after dogging someone as... WOW!....as totally fucking HOTT as Teagan is in this scene, produce such a pathetic Semen specimen for Teagan? Teagan, were you Disappointed in the Cumshot? In my opinion it ruined an otherwise AWESOME scene with you [/Da_burg_missed_his_fanboi_vaccine]
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#355771 - 08/25/08 10:43 PM
Re: Question for teagan
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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shoot yourself in the face.
what a retarded fucking thread.
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#355774 - 08/29/08 02:33 PM
Re: Question for teagan
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Today we're posting the masturbation scene I shot on Teagan a couple of weeks ago-- I just checked it out before it goes online and I have to say it's really fucking hot. She's so damn sexy!
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#355775 - 08/29/08 02:55 PM
Re: Question for teagan
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Who the hell watches solo scenes anyway?
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#355776 - 08/29/08 03:37 PM
Re: Question for teagan
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Who the hell watches solo scenes anyway?
People who feel uncomfortable watching naked guys with erect penii (which are often significantly larger than their own)? 
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#355779 - 08/29/08 04:50 PM
Re: Question for teagan
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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I want to see some more pics of Teagan's new boobs. They looked pretty good in the photos Holly recently posted, but Holly has the knack to make just about anybody look good. I'd like to see "real-life" photos of how they're settling.
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#355781 - 08/29/08 06:58 PM
Re: Question for teagan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Who the hell watches solo scenes anyway?
You'd be surprised. Some guys-- the really big fans of the girl-- prefer to see her alone. And sticking various things inside of her, of course.
It's very very sexy Holly and Im sure it sells like crazy. She must look so fucking great playing with herself by herself, I'd definitely like to see this.  
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#355783 - 08/30/08 06:22 AM
Re: Question for teagan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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wow i love this place sometimes...I post a not-too-cleverly-disguised sarcastic overdone pun of a fanboi question, along with the clip for which I really REALLy wanted a n answer regarding the pathetic cumshot...I get NO answer from Teagan, I get some smart ass who misses my joke and ATTACKS me instead, then it is Holly to the rescue with her Erotic <inhale deeply before you say the next word, and then exhale as you say it> "ART..." and sincerely enthusiastic post about Teagan fucking herself on film for Holly.
If I were teagan, I woul dhave been RIPSHIT at the guy for ruining one of her best scenes with a stealth cumshot. I really really would...and if that were YOUR scene you were filing Holly, you'd be pissed too I bet.
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#355784 - 08/31/08 03:59 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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If I were teagan, I woul dhave been RIPSHIT at the guy for ruining one of her best scenes with a stealth cumshot.
This is only the second time I have ever heard this phrase...the first time was in the Pixies song 'Is She Weird?'.
They also hail from Boston, MA...is 'ripshit' a Mass. thing, Burg, or have I just led an incredibly sheltered life?
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#355785 - 08/31/08 05:21 AM
Re: Question for teagan
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Porn Jesus
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RIPSHIT
Well it is VERY popular as well in the Pacific Northwest and Seattle in particular. I know a stripper/whore in Renton, WASHINGTON who was close friends with my other friend, the dead whore ROXY, who even as recently as 2 months ago when I was talking on the phome with her, used the phrase "RIPSHIT" at least 2 times I recall. She was discussing how the hard economic times have made even Bill Gates' wealthy MICROSOFT nerds stingy when it comes to tipping and paying for certain sex acts. She described herself as "RIPSHIT" when one NERD recently reneged on paying her an agreed upon Price for a BBBJ they discussed in over coffee, but when he got her back to his Condo, he claimed he was short a couple benjamins and rather CLASSLESSLY asked could she just "be cool with 300 instead of the agreed upon 500? I'll make it up to you next time...." She had a long time relationship with him, and obviously knew where he lived and worked, so she tested his sincerity and fiscal situation by offering to accept a CHECK for the FULL amount (meaning he could KEEP the cash he was going to give her if he made the check out for the full 500)
Tellingly, he wouldnt agree to that either..."Cant you just take the 300 now? Think of all the times in the past we've had...I will tip you good next time", he says, all the while stroking his cock through his boxers in front of her. WHat a pathetic fucker.... She said she went ahead and did the BBBJ anyway, even letting him splooge in her mouth ... But instead of her usual gobbling with extended cumplay before the swallow-gulp, she let it drool out of her mouth all over the guy's sofa, which he started to bitch about but stopped himself when he remembered the situation....
LOL, i love the little things scorned whores will do if you interfere witht he ONE thing that matters to them, the M O N E Y....but the guy was a turd, he should NEVER EVER presume to undercut a whore's wages, especially for something as intimate and hott as a BBBJ with gobbling from a whore as beautiful as this chick is. SHame on him...
Anyway, Ripshit is kinda Universal, to answer your question.
Hey Ms G. Jergens, do you happen to know a Stripper whore named "Isabella" (1/2 Korean, 1/2 Italian) who is about your age, late 30s, who does the dance scene primarily in Vancouver but Escorts all over the Pac Northwest? She also has gone by the names of Vanessa and Loni, but is distinct because she really markets her mixed Korean/Italian heritage...she is fairly hott...Lemme see if i hav a pic to send u privately...
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#355787 - 09/01/08 01:06 AM
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bare back..
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#355789 - 09/01/08 11:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Teagan, you looked great and the sex was hot. I wasn't so much into the oil fetish but you looked pretty good with that dick in your ass.
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