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#355707 - 08/25/08 01:24 AM hey guys...
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
my balls, let me show you them....


Fags... quit starin at my nuts.


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#355708 - 08/25/08 02:47 AM Re: hey guys...
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Could that picture get any bigger?? I have high-speed but there are people that still have dial-up. Have some consideration for others! What's with people posting such huge pictures and long running urls? It breaks the page and I have to scroll back and fourth on the bottom just to read a fucking page. And I've seen better balls! Who cares. Why show that and not your penis? Napoleon factor??


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#355709 - 08/25/08 08:22 PM Re: hey guys...
saddleback Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/04/07
Posts: 107
Loc: OC
Here's hoping for a visit from the Scrotum Fairy while you do your time, prison bitch.



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#355710 - 08/26/08 01:16 AM Re: hey guys...
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
they banned you for balls?
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#355711 - 08/26/08 02:01 AM Re: hey guys...
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
But pictures of dead people are okay.


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#355712 - 08/26/08 02:09 AM Re: hey guys...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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But pictures of dead people are okay.






yes, they are. i guess they should get that pic of shakespeare taken off hamlet. he's dead. benjamin franklin is dead. get justin timberlake on the $100 bill STAT.
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#355713 - 08/26/08 04:22 AM Re: hey guys...
Anonymous
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get justin timberlake on the $100 bill STAT.




I thought he would belong on the $3.00 bill.

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#355714 - 08/26/08 08:23 AM Re: hey guys...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
Stop posting pictures of body part closeups. I don't care if they're Longsnot's pouch, Smartt's shitcrank, various buttholes, and no, I don't want someone to start a "nipple thread."

XPT is not a picpost. Not since Luke Ford retired. Do that at Freeones or someplace like that. Graphics are fine to make a point, but this is not GayDT: no nutsacks.

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#355715 - 08/26/08 08:45 AM Re: hey guys...
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
that's one extraordinary nut snack
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#355716 - 08/26/08 10:44 AM Re: hey guys...
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
isnt it though?
his avatars fuckin hot too
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#355717 - 08/26/08 10:53 AM Re: hey guys...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Theres a cowheart in the penalty box

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#355718 - 08/26/08 11:06 AM Re: hey guys...
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

isnt it though?
his avatars fuckin hot too


i was just referring to that goofy commercial ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztY5wvwhkU )... he's definitely cute, but rob, you needs to wax that shit forill. (<--i just made that word up )
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#355719 - 08/26/08 11:15 AM Re: hey guys...
Paranoid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
Quote:

isnt it though?
his avatars fuckin hot too




you poor disilusioned woman
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#355720 - 08/26/08 12:15 PM Re: hey guys...
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
no i really think hes cute- hes not my usual type- but his post style and attitude seem pretty hot
hes funny
but that avatars hot!
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#355721 - 08/26/08 01:57 PM Re: hey guys...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

they banned you for balls?




Oh, god forbid there be any nudity on an adult industry forum.

Enjoy your vacation Rob...



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#355722 - 08/26/08 03:20 PM Re: hey guys...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
Nudity...absolutely.
Whores getting poked and gargling gonad grease...yes
Genesis Skye's gaping rectum...yes, when used allegorically.
Hillary Scott farting cum out her bunghole onto a plate for further self-consumption...OK, but only Burg has the key to that safe.

Perhaps the scrotum of someone working in porno...generally not recommended
Male attention whore...no
out of focus...no way
816 x 687 pixels...door...way out...you get it.
Rob Longsnot...clearly obsessed with either (i) his own pouch or (ii) scrotums (sp. scrotii) in general...very

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#355723 - 08/26/08 03:30 PM Re: hey guys...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
^^^ So, basically, abuse of privilege and poor technical execution.
Fair enough but still a surprising application of the Penalty Box.
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#355724 - 08/26/08 06:56 PM Re: hey guys...
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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that's one extraordinary nut snack


did you notice that they stopped saying that, I couldnt believe it when I first heard it, Im like wtf is their public relations person thinking of?

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#355725 - 08/26/08 06:58 PM Re: hey guys...
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
yes, i read recently that it is now regarded as one of the biggest gaffes in advertising history, or some shit. either way, it was fucking hilarious. my boys say "extraordinary nut snack" now all day long, which is also kind of hilarious.
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#355726 - 08/26/08 08:07 PM Re: hey guys...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^I don't have a tv. What are you people talking about?
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#355727 - 08/26/08 08:38 PM Re: hey guys...
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

no i really think hes cute- hes not my usual type- but his post style and attitude seem pretty hot
hes funny
but that avatars hot!




Think I'll go and now.

Quote:

did you notice that they stopped saying that, I couldnt believe it when I first heard it, Im like wtf is their public relations person thinking of?




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#355728 - 08/26/08 10:12 PM Re: hey guys...
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
My nipple :



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#355729 - 08/26/08 10:14 PM Re: hey guys...
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Demotivational poster version:



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#355730 - 08/27/08 08:57 AM Re: hey guys...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

they banned you for balls?




Oh, god forbid there be any nudity on an adult industry forum.

Enjoy your vacation Rob...






Bad Habit is a nut-sack fanboi.
Dude, ADT is calling. Embrace it.
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#355731 - 08/27/08 02:04 PM Re: hey guys...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Dude, ADT is calling. Embrace it.




I thought directing traffic to ADT was a ban-able offense?
Shouldn't you now place yourself in the Penalty Box?
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#355732 - 08/27/08 02:06 PM Re: hey guys...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Hey Bad Habit, how much is yacht fuel these days?

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#355733 - 08/27/08 02:15 PM Re: hey guys...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
and then please sail it to Somalia.

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#355734 - 08/27/08 08:27 PM Re: hey guys...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Hey Bad Habit, how much is yacht fuel these days?




Marine diesel is currently $661/barrel in the Port of Los Angeles.
Source: http://www.bunkerindex.com/prices/portfree_xmgo.php?port_id=377

Why do you ask?

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#355735 - 08/27/08 08:42 PM Re: hey guys...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

and then please sail it to Somalia.




Sorry, it's just a coastal not a cruiser. It doesn't have the fuel capacity for a transoceanic crossing. Just Cabo and back.
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#355736 - 08/28/08 10:25 PM Re: hey guys...
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
The moral of this story is that my computer needs a breathalyzer.

that and blah blah blah XPT has gone downhill, righteous indignation, etc etc etc, meltdown, cry, scream, fuck you jeff, blah blah blah.

oh, and Pretty can lick my balls any time she pleases, just cause im a nice enough guy to let her do so.

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#355737 - 09/02/08 09:42 AM Re: hey guys...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Dude, ADT is calling. Embrace it.




I thought directing traffic to ADT was a ban-able offense?
Shouldn't you now place yourself in the Penalty Box?




Nope. Just goes to show what a newbie you really are. Thats ADTs policy not mine.

PS. Bump for ILuvCookie
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#355738 - 09/02/08 12:25 PM Re: hey guys...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
^^^ OK, your inconsistency is really confusing now.

I direct traffic to ADT and you ban me.
You direct traffic to ADT then make some nonsensical reference to it being ADT's policy (?) when I point out the dichotomy?!?

Pardon me, sir, but you're hypocrisy is showing again.

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#355739 - 09/03/08 09:30 AM Re: hey guys...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

^^^ OK, your inconsistency is really confusing now.

I direct traffic to ADT and you ban me.
You direct traffic to ADT then make some nonsensical reference to it being ADT's policy (?) when I point out the dichotomy?!?

Pardon me, sir, but you're hypocrisy is showing again.






This is boring. You just dont get it so Im done responding to your stupidity.

By the way, I heard that if you were to mail a letter with out postage, it would still get delivered.
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