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#355583 - 08/24/08 11:19 AM Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Engineering Technician with two electronics degrees and over 20 years experience in mechanical testing. Extensive experience controlling mechanical devices with electronics and taking test data. Experience with high voltage and with motors. Bench level electronics experience, and equipment. AutoCAD experience and software. Machine shop experience, although I do not have a shop, I know how to get things done locally, quickly, by trusted professionals. C, assembly, and ladder logic programming. Development and upgrades of engineering test cells.

I will be happy to rebuild/repair and suggest and implement upgrades to these machines if they are sent to me. Given budget approval, I can also build from scratch here and ship to California. I might travel to California if the need arises.

Compensation is flexible, but I would like acknowledgment in the videos as a technical consultant.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#355584 - 08/24/08 12:20 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Well, a little research at the web address in the video extras reveals that this is covered. Please disregard.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#355585 - 08/24/08 12:35 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Pistoning peni of the future. What would CAOH think?


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#355586 - 08/24/08 02:18 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Pistoning peni of the future. What would CAOH think?


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy





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#355587 - 08/24/08 04:29 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Well, I guess it lost context when I cropped it. This is better.




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#355588 - 08/24/08 08:59 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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who is that whore?
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#355589 - 08/24/08 09:52 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Quote:

Quote:








Well, I guess it lost context when I cropped it. This is better.




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Much better.

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#355590 - 08/24/08 10:32 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Can he make a pistoning peni from one of this ones:




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#355591 - 08/25/08 10:15 AM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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no one has answered zens question??? HELLO!!!

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who is that whore?



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#355592 - 08/25/08 01:19 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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no one has answered zens question??? HELLO!!!

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who is that whore?







Damn, give me a day, I don't do this for a living like some lucky bastards.

Name of the whore pictured is Alisandra. That's how it's spelled on the JM stuff.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#355593 - 08/25/08 02:00 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Damn, give me a day, I don't do this for a living like some lucky bastards.

Name of the whore pictured is Alisandra. That's how it's spelled on the JM stuff.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Good nice to hear....

as far as us few lucky bastards....I choose to look at it as the Marines do....


We don't accept applications....

ONLY COMMITMENTS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxXtxDKzqU

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#355594 - 08/25/08 02:26 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Can he make a pistoning peni from one of this ones:







Yeah. Or this.



But I could also drill a hole in the appropriate place, hollow out the plastic scrotum, and put in a small pump and a reservoir containing donated parolee splooge. Make it cum, on command.

Or I could put some pneumatics and sensors in the shaft and we could get NIST traceable data on just who has the tightest pussy, or how some whore's asshole deteriorates over time.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#355595 - 08/25/08 03:42 PM Re: Fuck Machines Mechanic
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^^ steampunk erotica.
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