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Can he make a pistoning peni from one of this ones:
Yeah. Or this.
But I could also drill a hole in the appropriate place, hollow out the plastic scrotum, and put in a small pump and a reservoir containing donated parolee splooge. Make it cum, on command.
Or I could put some pneumatics and sensors in the shaft and we could get NIST traceable data on just who has the tightest pussy, or how some whore's asshole deteriorates over time.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy