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#355570 - 08/24/08 10:35 AM
For Khan Tusian from a Fan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A fan wrote me on myspace:
Hi Gia, I'm trying to get a well known male actor (Joachim Kessef) in contact with Khan Tusion ref appearing in JM's White Chicks Licking Black Crack - he hasn't got any contacts for Khan Tusion/JM so I thought I'd turn to you for help...I not going to give out your email address unless you're happy with it so can I give your email address to Joachim so he can contact u and get in contact with Khan Tusion? - Brittany Angel and him could meet on scene! Is that ok?
Many Thanks Gia
Robster X
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#355574 - 08/25/08 04:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Khan is God and you're not allowed to portray God, you heretic cunt.
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#355576 - 08/25/08 07:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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hahahhaha "Joachim"? There's a Joaquim that posts (or used to) on a board I know, he was an astoundingly monumental punching bag of biblical proportions.
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#355577 - 08/28/08 07:04 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 64
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hahahhaha "Joachim"? There's a Joaquim that posts (or used to) on a board I know, he was an astoundingly monumental punching bag of biblical proportions.
Joachim, yeah. He's French.
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#355578 - 08/30/08 03:15 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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#355579 - 08/30/08 05:03 AM
Re: For Khan Tusian from a Fan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I mentioned this once before but in a totally different context....One of my favorite things to do to entertain myself is to attend an open house where some celebrated real estate whore is showing off the place. As she is taking you around and yapping up a storm about all the wonderful reasons you should buy and live in this house, you hold up your hand and interrupt her spiel at some point, sniff deeply twice -- *sniff* *sniff* -- and then rhettorically ask the question "What is that smell?!?!?!" ... and then leave. Good times, especially in today's economy.
PLUS...if you are having a REALLY good day, the real estate whore will also be totally fucking Hott, and desperate, and will recognize your name and presence as someone with $$$, she will chase after you in her stylish but uncomfortable and impractical shoes and offer to see you after the crowd dissipates to discuss "concessions" .... and thats when you politely but firmly tell her "I'll sign the preliminary paperwork on this moneypit, if you get down on your knees inside that ridiculously post-modernistic-Roman-Empire-meets-Silicon Valley style Bathroom right now and allow me to ejaculate into your mouth..." If she says NO, you walk...if she readily and greedily agrees, you go ahead, splooge like you never splooged before, AND then you LEAVE, with her on her knees, cum dripping from her chin and purchasing paperwork clutched in her hand with the perfect nails. More good times.... 
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#355581 - 08/30/08 06:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You've been a naughty, naughty girl. 
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