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#355528 - 08/23/08 11:13 PM
Fucked up Fortune Cookies
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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ok... last night i ordered in some chinese food cause my car was in the shop and i was hungry.
Well... tonight i pop open my fortune cookie and read the fortune that reads like a poster on the wall in the movie Brazil.
"You can depend on the trust of the Collective"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!
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#355529 - 08/23/08 11:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Sounds very Maoist.
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#355530 - 08/23/08 11:22 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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damnit! i wanted Orange Chicken... not Red Propaganda
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#355531 - 08/23/08 11:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
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Best fortune ever...
"That wasn't chicken"
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#355533 - 08/23/08 11:48 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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ha!, i had been looking for that pic the other day....
my hair was really orange there.. think it was the one bleaching where i forgot to put redout in it and had to do it again the next day. I know it was while Kei was recovering from surgery.
And yes... that TaoTeChing still travels with me everywhere i go... has for over a decade now.
Even Lao Tzu would be pissed about that fortune cookie though...
Could be worse though... I remember Kei getting one that said "you have really done it this time, go think about what you have done."
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#355535 - 08/24/08 01:39 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I like pinstripes... i'm a fucking guido, ill lose my passport if i dont have at least one pinstriped suit. That being said... you cant see shit of it in the about 25 pixel height that it takes up in that avatar, you can see a little bit of a vest. i dont own a suit that isnt designer.
Sadly, my silk Versace is getting tailored... again.
And that purple shirt is awesome... bought it from some chinese tailor down in the fashion district when i lived in LA.
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#355536 - 08/24/08 03:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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#355537 - 08/24/08 05:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#355538 - 08/24/08 05:35 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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damn you monstar....
that shirt is in like 20pics... and NOW people start making joker references. I dont know whether to hate heath ledger, or roll with i and become a psychopathic killer...
:P
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#355539 - 08/24/08 07:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Could be worse though... I remember Kei getting one that said "you have really done it this time, go think about what you have done."
Obviously a reference to her work for Eon McKai.
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#355541 - 09/05/08 09:12 AM
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Anonymous
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And yes... that TaoTeChing still travels with me everywhere i go... has for over a decade now.
Maybe you should try reading it sometime. Just a thought.
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#355542 - 09/05/08 09:36 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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i dont read it... i study it.
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#355544 - 09/05/08 10:11 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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thats so fucking adorable.
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#355545 - 09/05/08 10:16 AM
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i dont read it... i study it.
I think you need a remedial course:
$12.89 at Amazon.
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#355547 - 09/05/08 10:25 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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i dont read it... i study it.
I think you need a remedial course:

$12.89 at Amazon.
this from the guy who was just making comments thinking Lao Tzu advocated war?
Fail.
A guy who supports a hawk like John McCain and believes every straw man in the closet hes told to be afraid of, telling me about taoism.
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HE who serves a ruler of men in harmony with Tao will not subdue the Empire by force of arms. Such a course is wont to bring retribution in its train.
Where troops have been quartered, brambles and thorns spring up. In the track of great armies there must follow lean years.
The good man wins a victory and then stops; he will not go on to acts of violence. Winning, he boasteth not; he will not triumph; he shows no arrogance. He wins because he cannot choose; after his victory he will not be overbearing.
Weapons, however beautiful, are instruments of ill omen, hateful to all creatures. Therefore he who has Tao will have nothing to do with them.
Where the princely man abides, the weak left hand is in honour. But he who uses weapons honours the stronger right. Weapons are instruments of ill omen; they are not the instruments of the princely man, who uses them only when he needs must. Peace and tranquillity are what he prizes. When he conquers, he is not elate. To be elate were to rejoice in the slaughter of human beings. And he who rejoices in the slaughter of human beings is not fit to work his will in the Empire.
On happy occasions, the left is favoured; on sad occasions, the right. The second in command has his place on the left, the general in chief on the right. That is to say, they are placed in the order observed at funeral rites. And, indeed, he who has exterminated a great multitude of men should bewail them with tears and lamentation. It is well that those who are victorious in battle should be placed in the order of funeral rites.
A certain military commander used to say: "I dare not act the host; I prefer to play the guest. * I dare not advance an inch; I prefer to retreat a foot."
There is no greater calamity than lightly engaging in war. Lightly to engage in war is to risk the loss of our treasure.
When opposing warriors join in battle, he who has pity conquers.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#355550 - 09/05/08 10:45 AM
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A guy who supports a hawk like John McCain and believes every straw man in the closet hes told to be afraid of, telling me about taoism.
Umm, Mahmoud? Please show me the post where I've supported McCain? ANY post? Perhaps the Complete Idiot's Guide is too advanced for you. Let's start with something a bit more basic:
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#355553 - 09/05/08 12:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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if youre not supporting obama, by default you are supporting his opponent. lets face it... no 3rd party can win, its a two way race, right nader.
If your not supporting Americas allies, like Israel, then by default you are supporting America enemies, like Iran. Right ewok?
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#355554 - 09/05/08 12:23 PM
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if youre not supporting obama, by default you are supporting his opponent.
WOW, Mahmoud. Sounds a lot more like those intolerant Christians you claim to be worried about than Lao Tze.
He who is not with Me is against Me...
But, it's about what I'd expect from the acolyte of a would-be messiah.
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#355555 - 09/05/08 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This thread has taken an interesting turn a flame war randomly interspersed with hamster photos. Beckett would approve.
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