If you're old enough to have your head blown off by an angry Persian, than you are OLD enough for an Amstel Light in a goddamn bar.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.