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#355426 - 08/24/08 12:37 AM
Re: Jenna Presley's New Bolt-Ons
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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^^^what she said....
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#355429 - 08/24/08 02:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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not bad... looks like they are still fresh.
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#355430 - 08/24/08 03:08 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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Looks like shes smuggling canteloupes.
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#355431 - 08/24/08 03:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Bolt-ons ruined this chick.
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#355438 - 08/24/08 11:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Fuck I miss her....  She was actually very sweet... I forgot about her totally...she might even be hotter than Teagan (or she was anyway).....no offense to Teagan. But I distinctly recall a time (2006 maybe?) when I sought out more often scenes that had Jenna Presley Gobbling cum than Teagan. But alas, teagan is here now and totally hott, while Jenna is...out getting Fake Melons
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#355439 - 08/25/08 12:13 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/27/08
Posts: 72
Loc: The Internets
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Fuck I miss her.... She was actually very sweet...
I forgot about her totally...she might even be hotter than Teagan (or she was anyway).....no offense to Teagan. But I distinctly recall a time (2006 maybe?) when I sought out more often scenes that had Jenna Presley Gobbling cum than Teagan.
But alas, teagan is here now and totally hott, while Jenna is...out getting Fake Melons
Jenna has never even approached Teagan in hotness or as a performer. Has she even done anal?
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#355440 - 08/25/08 04:33 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 80
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That's just sad. I'm just not a fan of bogus boobs which means I'll be crossing one more PW off my list of watchables.
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#355441 - 08/25/08 11:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Haven't seen any topless. This will have to do. As you can see she's also gone blonde.
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#355442 - 08/25/08 12:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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That's really too bad, IMO she was damn near perfect. Now she's got the whole Digital Playground look going on....truly a sad day.
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#355443 - 08/25/08 01:53 PM
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pictures STAT....I need to confer with some of my fellow pervs!!! 
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#355444 - 08/26/08 04:15 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/05/06
Posts: 41
Loc: IL
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#355452 - 09/01/08 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jenna P is hotness. I prefer the brown hair, too. Very Kate Beckinsdale.
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#355453 - 09/01/08 05:04 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Jenna P is hotness. I prefer the brown hair, too. Very Kate Beckinsdale.
Kate Beckinsale is beyond hot...
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#355454 - 09/01/08 09:29 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Jenna P is hotness. I prefer the brown hair, too. Very Kate Beckinsdale.
Perfect. Yes she is a hot number. Caught her in Fuck Dolls 6 and she brought the house down. Actually a perfect pair of naturals - I don't why she messed with them (or the hair).
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#355455 - 09/01/08 09:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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I keep checking this thread thinking there will be pics of her new tits.
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#355459 - 12/19/08 06:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 77
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i can understand it on fat chicks who need to even out the top and bottom somewhat, but for hot petite/slim babes like her and teegan (who both had great bodies to begin with), it's absurd.
makes as much sense as if at 5'8", I got a foot long dick implant.
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#355461 - 12/19/08 10:49 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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at least they look even and symmetrical. but they are being smooshed together a bit by her arms so you can't tell for sure.
the overly large bolt-ons are a waste of her natural beauty. she didn't need them. they are only a wise move if a girl has a sketchy face or second rate looks.
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#355463 - 12/19/08 12:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/03/08
Posts: 67
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No, I just mean that I want to see a picture of them settled because they have to be by now because I thought those pictures were taken near the date of July 4th.
why don't you show us some of your vagoo right now ....
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#355464 - 12/19/08 01:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I am strangely aroused by JP's over stuffed tits and the possible scenarios in her head that led up to getting them. In reality, tits like that are impractical, but in fantasy I'm turned on. I'm sick. I know.
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#355465 - 12/19/08 01:19 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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The tits were clearly not all she had done - her face is different too. Notice here how from the mid neckline down she's machine gunned with freckles and sunspots, but her face is totally devoid of them as once before. Viva la lasers.
Shawna Lenee comes to mind here, since in her early porn days she had the face and freckles of happy days era Ron Howard, then she likely met egyptian real estate swine while stripping in vegas, who offered to "rescue" her from the biz, in exchange for a blank check that she happily takes down to the laser skin resurfacing center for bumper to bumper treatments ("just gimme everything") before making the plastic surgeon her next stop. Back she comes with a new name and goes right into the "new girls" lines of all the studios.
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#355468 - 12/19/08 02:31 PM
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Here are the new bolt ons. She's also back in the biz.
Wow. Just wow. Normally I'd vomit at the sight of such a hack job. But I find that image strangely strokeworthy. Perhaps it's the look of desperation in her eyes.
much more then that man....its like...I am over shot.....I will never be the other "jenna".....please help me before the warranty on my tits expires.
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#355469 - 12/19/08 05:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Wow. Just wow. Normally I'd vomit at the sight of such a hack job. But I find that image strangely strokeworthy. Perhaps it's the look of desperation in her eyes.
Yes it's the I've grown up a little and realize I miss having drugs and money, look.
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#355473 - 12/20/08 12:08 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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This from the blown out cunt who took the name of a second rate porn blogger to become a 9th rate porn blogger
Second rate? Luke was blogging before the word blogging was around. He was one of the first or the first at it and is a pioneer whether you like him or not. What have you ever done that an entire industry will always remember you as and have three websites in your name?
I was only going by one name and didn't think of a last name yet. Then Luke ran on his blog "I’m Looking For Some Bitches To Take My Last Name". I asked Luke if I could be his bitch and he agreed!
I don't make my living from what I do. Jenna Presley does. She had no business in taking two well known names belonging to three of the biggest names in porn. I don't even do porn but I researched the name Darrah to see if it had been taken and it hadn't. I was thinking of Darrah, Sabrina, or Gia. Last two were already taken. So I went with Darrah. I started my blog a year ago this month. Was only known as Darrah. Luke ran that bitch post in June. Then on June 11 I announced I changed my name to Darrah Ford. All because of Luke's post after palestine4ever told Luke that porn star Cynara Fox changed her name to Lucie Ford.
Fuck off and get run over by a snow plow!
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, but the tits are a titbit too large, imo. 
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