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next questions, what will you be looking forward to this fall?

how often does your man go down on you? how often do you give him a bj?

did you hate the movie juno as much as i did?

what would be your ideal porn scene if i gave you a contract right now?



This fall: My gay realtor is hosting a 1920s theme party, and I am wearing my great-grandmother's authentic flapper dress. His U-street parties are the stuff of legend.

Oral: I do it more than he does bc he's a selfish frat boy. Ha! I'd guestimate I do it to him 2x a week, him to me 2x a month. But he always makes breakfast.

Juno: I'll admit didn't hate the movie for Ellen Page, but I HATE the director just because I hate all hipsters.

Porn Scene: Shiksa (me) Bangs Two Jews.




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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.