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#355367 - 08/23/08 08:10 PM This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Now y'all know I'm mostly here b/c Gia is my friend, but I've seen so many beautiful women here posting on XPT...and it made me think I should post. Seriously, Gigi, Holly, Gia, etc. they are amazing. So anyway, this is me. Don't hurt rotten tomatoes.


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#355368 - 08/23/08 08:12 PM Re: This is me
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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I better save the pic to my hard drive before it is gone.

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#355369 - 08/23/08 08:12 PM Re: This is me
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i have to hate you now
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#355370 - 08/23/08 08:13 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
oops


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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355371 - 08/23/08 08:14 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Oh please don't. I like girls like you.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355372 - 08/23/08 08:20 PM Re: This is me
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i bet you at least twelve of these pervs are jerkin' it to that picture right now. i just might, later
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#355373 - 08/23/08 08:21 PM Re: This is me
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Upload some snaps that do not look like a pro pic.

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#355374 - 08/23/08 08:23 PM Re: This is me
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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,
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#355375 - 08/23/08 08:27 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

Upload some snaps that do not look like a pro pic.




a'ight


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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355376 - 08/23/08 08:28 PM Re: This is me
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

i bet you at least twelve of these pervs are jerkin' it to that picture right now. i just might, later




Thirteen.

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#355377 - 08/23/08 08:32 PM Re: This is me
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Upload some snaps that do not look like a pro pic.




a'ight



It is too small.

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#355378 - 08/23/08 08:47 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

i bet you at least twelve of these pervs are jerkin' it to that picture right now. i just might, later




Gigi, you're wildly hot, you Ohio-bred sexpot, and I'd be thrilled if you thought of me while touchy times. However, if you post another picture of snakes, I'll kill you
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355379 - 08/23/08 08:57 PM Re: This is me
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
id hit it....

great pics.
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#355380 - 08/23/08 09:23 PM Re: This is me
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Stoli, few things in this world impress me anymore...

Those pics did.

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#355381 - 08/23/08 09:28 PM Re: This is me
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

this is me




nice cans. you should show them.
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#355382 - 08/23/08 09:29 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

Quote:

this is me




nice cans. you should show them.




Thanks, but I'd definitely lose my job

And Jim, that was incredibly kind. Thank you.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355383 - 08/23/08 09:36 PM Re: This is me
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
out of five wanking bananas.

Thanks for the pics!

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#355384 - 08/23/08 10:17 PM Re: This is me
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
i'm buying you a watch.
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#355385 - 08/23/08 10:47 PM Re: This is me
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

i'm buying you a watch.



I also want a watch.

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#355386 - 08/23/08 11:03 PM Re: This is me
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You should've texted me saying you were finally making your debut. I stumbled across this by accident and damn girl. Just damn. And quit bitching about having small tits. They look pretty big in that t-shirt.
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#355387 - 08/24/08 03:41 AM Re: This is me
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Very pretty. Thanks for the pics!
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#355388 - 08/24/08 07:49 AM Re: This is me
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
I was going to call bullshit, but Gia's post seems to confirm that is indeed you.


Damn.

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#355389 - 08/24/08 08:48 AM Re: This is me
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

,




Looks like an American Victoria Swinger. I approve.
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#355390 - 08/24/08 09:16 AM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

You should've texted me saying you were finally making your debut. I stumbled across this by accident and damn girl. Just damn. And quit bitching about having small tits. They look pretty big in that t-shirt.




LOL--you're right, I almost always defer to you for everything first, but I was drunk and bored last night.
I've lost a bit of tit and weight since that pic (maybe 5 lbs), but hey, I won't complain too much
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355391 - 08/24/08 09:35 AM Re: This is me
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Wow you are hot! You should use the photo as your avatar



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#355392 - 08/24/08 10:08 AM Re: This is me
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
She's lovely.

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#355393 - 08/24/08 11:49 AM Re: This is me
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Now that I know what you look like I am pretty sure I saw you puke in Adams Morgan last weekend.
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#355394 - 08/24/08 12:18 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

Now that I know what you look like I am pretty sure I saw you puke in Adams Morgan last weekend.




Haha. No! I don't hang in AM much
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355395 - 08/24/08 03:19 PM Re: This is me
Sho'nuff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Now I will have to keep an eye out for you at clubs/bars/*crosses fingers*swinger parties*uncrosses fingers*/etc...
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#355396 - 08/24/08 05:45 PM Re: This is me
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

I better save the pic to my hard drive before it is gone.



If you mean her avatar, that's Lindsay Lohan.


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#355397 - 08/24/08 05:58 PM Re: This is me
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Nice pic, too many clothes.
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#355398 - 08/24/08 06:06 PM Re: This is me
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

I better save the pic to my hard drive before it is gone.



If you mean her avatar, that's Lindsay Lohan.




Duh who doesnt know that's Hohan?, he's not talking about that picture, see you don't mind your business then you get all pissy when everyone jumps on you.

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#355399 - 08/24/08 07:00 PM Re: This is me
Blue Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 464
Loc: Hell, or something like it
I'll give ya two "thumbs-up".
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You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...


I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."

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#355400 - 08/24/08 07:08 PM Re: This is me
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

I'll give ya two "thumbs-up".



Right in the asshole?

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#355401 - 08/24/08 07:32 PM Re: This is me
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
VERY hot!! Definitely jill-off material!
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#355402 - 08/24/08 08:10 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Thank you all for the niceties...


Clarification. I put Lohan in my avatar b/c I am mildly obsessed with her, and if you squint in the right way, we look a little alike sans different eye color, breast size...okay, we don't look that much alike.


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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355403 - 08/24/08 08:32 PM Re: This is me
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Thank you all for the niceties...


Clarification. I put Lohan in my avatar b/c I am mildly obsessed with her, and if you squint in the right way, we look a little alike sans different eye color, breast size...okay, we don't look that much alike.






But WHY her???

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#355404 - 08/24/08 08:40 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District





But WHY her???




Well, it started b/c I've always wanted to see more redheaded, freckled women make it really big. In terms of Caucasians, there are so many famous tanned blondes and brunettes, but very few redheads...and by modern standards I don't like the looks of Julianne Moore or Gillian Anderson. She is just unconventionally beautiful, her "imperfect skin" etc. I don't really care about Lindsay the paparazzi target, but as a face...the only woman who ever turned my head like her is Ann-Margret.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355405 - 08/24/08 08:43 PM Re: This is me
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
chilled, what's your favorite color to wear?
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#355406 - 08/24/08 08:47 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

chilled, what's your favorite color to wear?




1Turquoise
2Black
3Emerald green
4Jersey hooker red
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355407 - 08/24/08 08:50 PM Re: This is me
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
next questions, what will you be looking forward to this fall?

how often does your man go down on you? how often do you give him a bj?

did you hate the movie juno as much as i did?

what would be your ideal porn scene if i gave you a contract right now?
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#355408 - 08/24/08 09:06 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

next questions, what will you be looking forward to this fall?

how often does your man go down on you? how often do you give him a bj?

did you hate the movie juno as much as i did?

what would be your ideal porn scene if i gave you a contract right now?




This fall: My gay realtor is hosting a 1920s theme party, and I am wearing my great-grandmother's authentic flapper dress. His U-street parties are the stuff of legend.

Oral: I do it more than he does bc he's a selfish frat boy. Ha! I'd guestimate I do it to him 2x a week, him to me 2x a month. But he always makes breakfast.

Juno: I'll admit didn't hate the movie for Ellen Page, but I HATE the director just because I hate all hipsters.

Porn Scene: Shiksa (me) Bangs Two Jews.




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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355409 - 08/24/08 09:07 PM Re: This is me
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
where the fuck are the rest of the pics bitch?

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#355410 - 08/24/08 09:11 PM Re: This is me
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:








Good whore.
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#355411 - 08/24/08 09:15 PM Re: This is me
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Whoaa...


Nice friend Gia.
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#355412 - 08/25/08 06:44 AM Re: This is me
Outback Whack Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
I was very excited, but now for some reason I've just got images of Ukrainian ladyboys in my head whenever I look at that pic.

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#355413 - 08/25/08 07:26 AM Re: This is me
nomore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Wowzers, beautiful and smart! A++++++++++

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#355414 - 08/25/08 12:40 PM Re: This is me
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Very nice look, subtle and sultry. A bikini shot wouldn't hurt though, check Gia's collection.

For some reason you remind me of Jewel.

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#355415 - 08/25/08 06:27 PM Re: This is me
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:

I was very excited, but now for some reason I've just got images of Ukrainian ladyboys in my head whenever I look at that pic.




you liked that comment, mais non?
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#355416 - 08/25/08 08:35 PM Re: This is me
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Thank you, stick around!

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