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#355328 - 08/23/08 07:12 PM
Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
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Via Adult FYI: Quote:
Christian posted the following comments last week on his website, www.christiansingstheblues.com : "Kick Ass Pictures, www.kickasspictures.com is really, really, really trying to become the niche market company.
"Today's scene was so far out in left field, it was borderline ridiculous. Basically I was a bad boyfriend, so my MILF girlfriend Payton Leigh decided to make me dress up and act like a baby (complete with an adult diaper, pacifier, and bib). Then she proceeded to do bad things to my booty and cock. Oooooookay.
"A little about Payton Leigh.....wow, what a nice person. She is just so genuine and sweet, how can anyone NOT like her? We fooled around before the scene, during the scene, and after the scene. What a bad boy I am on set! Lol”
Christian, unfortunately, doesn’t quite tell the whole story in this all too brief recap, so I will.
Apparently the scene’s got something to do with Christian’s mania for toy wrestling figures. Whether this holds true in real life is uncertain, but here that was at least the gist of the plot.
Christian and Payton are dating but it seems Christian has spent all the rent money on wrestling action figures. Amusingly, Raven, the Kick Ass PM, a wrestling fan in his own right, got his mitts on the current Kane doll. And Kane in his present incarnation with the shaved head might pass for Christian.
If nothing else, it prompted Christian to comment, “Fuck, this doll looks exactly like me.” As the scene opens, Christian’s on the floor playing with his wrestling figures as Payton walks in. She throws a fit, then she throws a verbal full nelson.
Christian’s trying to explain the enormously great purchase he made, particularly of a figure that looks exactly like him. Leigh, sincerely unimpressed, said it’s up to Christian to figure out how to straighten out their little financial mess.
Leigh later returns with a strap-on and tells Christian that since he acts like a little baby, maybe he should be treated as one. Essaying a Dom, Leigh next diapers Christian up and feeds him baby food. And, as one can probably figure, judging by the weapon Leigh’s brought home, she sticks it to Christian - in the ass. Maybe a good forty minutes in three different positions with him jerking the pop and smearing the wrestling dolls with man spackle.
I think I'm falling in love with Christian more and more.
Do you really collect action figures, or is Gene just making that up?
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#355332 - 08/24/08 05:08 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
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Loc: Keen for Peen
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instead of the action figure intro to get peyton to tell christian he's a big baby, they should have just had christian at the computer blogging about all the bitches who no-listed him.
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#355336 - 08/24/08 05:54 PM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Registered: 02/10/08
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I don't care what anyone says, GI Joe action figures kick ass.
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#355337 - 08/24/08 09:58 PM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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I actually did see this action figure in the toy section tonight whilst getting groceries....
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#355339 - 08/25/08 12:58 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Oh, my girlfriends panties, Rob?
You are one to talk..... after all the "alternative" pics you have posted on here of you and ..."Keiko" ???
Edited by Grant_Michaels (08/25/08 01:02 AM)
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#355343 - 08/25/08 01:22 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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The underwear that you question came straight off Crissy Moran's body... probably a concept you couldn't wrap your brain around ...since she is not GOTH enough for you?
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#355344 - 08/25/08 01:28 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i dont discriminate... im all about the love man.
So, why was Chrissy wearing C3X's jockstrap? Is this some role playing thing? you didnt make her shave her head did you? or wear a bald cap?
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#355345 - 08/25/08 01:30 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Don't be jealous, dude. Just move along.....
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#355346 - 08/25/08 01:33 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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dont worry... im not jealous. I like christian, hes an ok guy... but its strictly platonic... this is the eighties and loc is down with the ladies, aint no plans with a man, so it doesnt bother me if you want to wear his jock strap on your head.... while making some gay ass kissy face.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#355347 - 08/25/08 01:40 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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Grant, didn't you find jeebus or some other such nonsense? If so where was he hiding and why did he let you find him instead of, say, bin Laden or any of the currently active serial killers?
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#355351 - 08/25/08 02:04 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Fauxhawk, no one else is questioning the thong I have on my head? Seems that you have an unhealthy infatuation with it?
I suggest that you keep this between you and Christian 3X?
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#355352 - 08/25/08 02:43 AM
Re: Christian XXX: Action Figure Nerd?
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Quote:
im all about the love man.
And this coming from a man that did unspeakable things to little people and goldfish in his porn movies!
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