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#355294 - 08/23/08 07:50 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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[quoteshe said the owner started to allow it once gas prices started to go up
The ripple effect of this continues unabated.
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#355296 - 08/24/08 01:48 AM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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You paid $200 for a hand-job and feel pleased about it?  Would you be interested in purchasing my shares in Fannie Mae?
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#355298 - 08/24/08 02:12 AM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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no drunks or blacks are allowed to take part...
haha, that is awesome 
I take it you are not into interracial porn? 
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#355299 - 08/24/08 08:29 AM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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You paid $200 for a hand-job and feel pleased about it?
Would you be interested in purchasing my shares in Fannie Mae?
It was an impulse buy and two previous lap dances were included in the price.
I don't partake in whores that often and when I go back to this place in a few months, I will go at a slower time of day and try to jew the strippers price down even more.
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#355300 - 08/24/08 09:48 AM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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[wheelie] Did she gobble your splooge™ or did you just broadcast your splooge™ on the floor? [/wheelie]
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#355301 - 08/24/08 01:53 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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[wheelie] Did she gobble your splooge™ or did you just broadcast your splooge™ on the floor? [/wheelie]
I think most of it went on her hands, she cleaned them off with some cocktail napkins before I paid her.
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#355302 - 08/24/08 02:41 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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[wheelie] Did she gobble your splooge™ or did you just broadcast your splooge™ on the floor? [/wheelie]
I think most of it went on her hands, she cleaned them off with some cocktail napkins before I paid her.
Not a very thorough cleaning. She probably does that all the time. There's a good chance you had at least a dozen other guys' semen rubbed on your dick during your handjob. Not a very sexy thought.
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#355303 - 08/24/08 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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That's like incest with all those other guys.
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#355304 - 08/24/08 04:11 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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[wheelie] Did she gobble your splooge™ or did you just broadcast your splooge™ on the floor? [/wheelie]
I think most of it went on her hands, she cleaned them off with some cocktail napkins before I paid her.
Not a very thorough cleaning. She probably does that all the time. There's a good chance you had at least a dozen other guys' semen rubbed on your dick during your handjob. Not a very sexy thought.
She went right to the stripper locker room after I paid her hopefully she scrubs down like a surgeon back there. But I will drop a note in the suggestion box asking for them to put up some Purell dispensers.
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#355308 - 08/24/08 10:02 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Pffft, nowadays, in most large cities, things are really opening up and people are doing more and more stuff without any consequences anymore. The stripclub I was at the other night has pretty much thrown in the towel as far as trying to keep a lid on girls splitting with customers after (or sometimes BEFORE) their shift ends. Not like they really could prevent it before, but at the very least they would SAY you could be fired for doing so...now they just tell the girls to be "safe" and smart. which is a laugh when you see how tweaked out these hotties are... I've always been a fan of stripper sex....you get to see before you buy, you can spend a LOT of time interacting together before hand to determine if their is genuine attraction and chemistry beyond the $$$ or drugs you are using to compensate her. I'd have to say, beyond calling my A-list of top ten whores I have established relatiosnhips, going into a decent (not skanky but not ELITE either) scale topless bar and finding that one girl with "the look" and who digs you, and then coming to an agreed price and taking off with her back to a nearby hotel and practically banging ths shit out of her in the Burglar Handi Van on the way tends to be among the Hotter experiences I've had. Too bad I am getting too old to do that anymore  .... And FYI, it was always more like the whore would bang the shit out of ME....My physical needs are such that if I fuck the girl pretty much has to be on top (reverse cowgilr is my fav), but there isnt much clearance in the Burglar Van, so whores were knocking themselves unconscious riding my joystick on the road...so I had a layer of foam installed on the roof of my van, just in case.
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#355309 - 08/24/08 10:06 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Why do I feel like I just stepped into a KKK meeting?
Because you feel like that ALL the time, wherever you go and whatever the people you meet say?
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#355310 - 08/24/08 10:09 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Why do I feel like I just stepped into a KKK meeting?
Because you feel like that ALL the time, wherever you go and whatever the people you meet say?
Please reread what taint1974 wrote. Thnkz.
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#355312 - 08/25/08 06:07 PM
Re: Got a HJ at a strip club yesterday!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 464
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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"My physical needs are such that if I fuck the girl pretty much has to be on top (reverse cowgilr is my fav), but there isnt much clearance in the Burglar Van, so whores were knocking themselves unconscious riding my joystick on the road...so I had a layer of foam installed on the roof of my van, just in case." The things I read on the 'net never cease to amaze me. 
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#355315 - 08/25/08 07:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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carnal tunnel vision
^^^^
That right there is sig worthy Burg.
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