h2c's post count is artificially high. in 2006, Burglar posted something that sent the board crashing down. Maybe it was Hillary "Cumfart Cocktails" pictures. Anyway, the next post entered was one of h2c's and it wiped out his user data. Malice got all his posts back but not the signup date. He's been around much longer than 2 years.
h2c vs. ElG stick fights are always fun to reread.