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#354891 - 08/22/08 09:54 PM A Personal Tank
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I just found out this web page today, and a guy there writes about how he acquired a BRDM-2 armored car from the Ukrainian army for $10,000. The vehicle was made in 1985 but was reserved in a storage facility for over 20 years without any use, so the army removed the turret and sold the vehicle with all it's guts to this lucky customer. The dude put in some more money into upgrading the vehicle to his liking: heightened-up roof, new wider windshield, added a side door, installed new windows, installed 3 layers of soundproofing, added leather seats and installed a computer with sound system. The basic fetures of the vehicles is that it has armor of 10mm, has night vision, armored wheels that can be inflated while driving and can take punishment of up to 17 bullets per wheel, can swim(10km/hr), maximum speed is 100km/hr.

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#354892 - 08/22/08 10:05 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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panzer's posts are instant scroll for me most of the time, except the russian book stuff. I'm a bit a of a book geek and they look interesting, wish I knew russian. but if we ever go to war with his motherland I think it would benefit us to have him on our side as opposed to being against us.

alex, if we go to war with russia which side are you gonna build your personal army driving personal tanks for? to make this even simpler to answer, take enemas out of the equation completely and deal with the personal military aspect alone.

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#354893 - 08/22/08 10:18 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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panzer's posts are instant scroll for me most of the time, except the russian book stuff. I'm a bit a of a book geek and they look interesting, wish I knew russian. but if we ever go to war with his motherland I think it would benefit us to have him on our side as opposed to being against us.

alex, if we go to war with russia which side are you gonna build your personal army driving personal tanks for? to make this even simpler to answer, take enemas out of the equation completely and deal with the personal military aspect alone.





I am not into politics and I do not like Russia and I live in USA so I guess I will be with the Americans. I hate Russia because they are very religious, and I don't like religion.

I guess I should start a thread about my books.

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#354894 - 08/22/08 10:20 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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How much for gas for a tank?


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#354895 - 08/22/08 10:22 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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How much for gas for a tank?





Depends for what tank and what type of gas. There is at least 10 types of petrol-based gasolines in Russia.

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#354896 - 08/22/08 10:25 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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Any electric tanks so to be more environment friendly?

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#354897 - 08/22/08 10:27 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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I guess I will be with the Americans.




yes! plus one for the good guys.
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#354898 - 08/22/08 10:28 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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Any electric tanks so to be more environment friendly?



No, too much money.

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#354899 - 08/22/08 10:29 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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I guess I will be with the Americans.




yes! plus one for the good guys.



I will expect to be paid in US dollars, not Subway sandwich coupons for my effort.

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#354900 - 08/22/08 11:04 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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i'm sure the dod will work something out to your liking
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#354901 - 08/22/08 11:20 PM Re: A Personal Tank
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Alex is consulting with Ukraine to build a division of enema tanks to thwart potential Russian incursions.

Ukraine not weak!

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