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I noticd that Harvard's endowment was $25B. That's like $1.3MM for every student.



That's why I donate the ABSOLUTE bare acceptable minimum to my Alma MILF, just enough so they keep me on the invite list for whenever a new president leaves or is chosen and they have 47 different booze events to discuss and prepare for it, or just enough to allow me to interview potential applicants in the infamous "Alumi" phase of the application process. I love the feeling of holding a young, snotty, cocky privileged kid's gonads in the tongs in my hand (i'd never allow the Palm of my hand to touch some nerd's gonads, even female, unless she specified "3 Fingers, curved upward, thats my G-spot! Oh yess!!! So um what Class were you again sir? ohhhhh fuck....!")

I much rather enjoy donating to UCONN...the seats I get at the Gampel Pavillion are amazing, and the football program is catching up to the hoops now too, so I know my money is being well spent. I think I also mentioned, UCONN's health services feature insanely Hot nurses. I swear some of them must moonlight as strippers in hopes of snaring the next UCONN Basketball NBA lottery pick....Go Ray Allen.
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