How the hell do you get out of watching 'Mama Mia' with your mother-in-law? This question is rhetorical because i will be leaving the house to go gamble with her first (gotta love those okie indian casinos and your mom-in-law giving you gambling money)...

On a brighter note--my kids are gone due to going to my ex's graduation from boot camp (what kind of moron decides to join the army in the volatile world we live in right now?)...not that the fact their gone is the brighter note because i miss them...but i have been able to have a no-holds barred porno fest on the pc..yipppeee skipppeeee

Get ahold of a fork, and jam it into your eye. Works on both accounts. You won't have to see it OR her.
Either that or fake a stomach flu.

If you would have got a hold of me a couple of days ago I could have coughed on you and you wouldn't had to fake the stomach flu.

Get into a sit'n go close to the start time and play tight. Once she sees you're doing well she'll head off to go see it without you or stay to cheer you on.

Then apologize and take her to go see Tropic Thunder. She'll thank you for it.

Plan a road trip to the Whichita Cathedral and see if they wanna go instead. I would.

I did not have to watch it! We spent enough time at the casino...YESSSSS!!!

just get a good baby sitter