How the hell do you get out of watching 'Mama Mia' with your mother-in-law? This question is rhetorical because i will be leaving the house to go gamble with her first (gotta love those okie indian casinos and your mom-in-law giving you gambling money)...

On a brighter note--my kids are gone due to going to my ex's graduation from boot camp (what kind of moron decides to join the army in the volatile world we live in right now?)...not that the fact their gone is the brighter note because i miss them...but i have been able to have a no-holds barred porno fest on the pc..yipppeee skipppeeee