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#354406 - 08/21/08 10:06 AM For Burglar
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
When a Cumfart Milkshake just won't do, try an Ass Smoothie


Discuss (in 5000 words or less)
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You're all still alive?

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#354407 - 08/21/08 10:46 AM Re: For Burglar
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
less than 5000 words ... here goes:

Regarding the newest de-evolutionary phase in human sexual behavior, in this case the cerebral reproductive "wire crossing" involving Human beings and the ejaculation of reporductive fluid (i.e. Semen) meant for the female vagina into the rectal cavities of potentially BOTH sexes (i.e. where POOP comes out): We now have added eating into this "wire-crossing" as Smoothies, a nutritional healthy potable substance meant for digestion and assimilation is bewing poured Nand INJJECTED into the rectal cavities of females for the purpose of WATCHING it come back out of the rectal cavity, back into a drinking container or glass, and then BACK into another female (or Kurt Lockwood's) gastro-intestinal cavity. We have now perverted the essential Human functions of pooping, eating and fucking!!!!!

I find this latest abomination to be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very ..... disconcerting.
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Are you gonna eat that?

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#354408 - 08/21/08 11:15 AM Re: For Burglar
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
ditto.
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"You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice

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#354409 - 08/21/08 12:31 PM Re: For Burglar
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Does it come out chocolate if the whore is black?

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#354410 - 08/21/08 01:27 PM Re: For Burglar
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

less than 5000 words ... here goes:

Regarding the newest de-evolutionary phase in human sexual behavior, in this case the cerebral reproductive "wire crossing" involving Human beings and the ejaculation of reporductive fluid (i.e. Semen) meant for the female vagina into the rectal cavities of potentially BOTH sexes (i.e. where POOP comes out): We now have added eating into this "wire-crossing" as Smoothies, a nutritional healthy potable substance meant for digestion and assimilation is bewing poured Nand INJJECTED into the rectal cavities of females for the purpose of WATCHING it come back out of the rectal cavity, back into a drinking container or glass, and then BACK into another female (or Kurt Lockwood's) gastro-intestinal cavity. We have now perverted the essential Human functions of pooping, eating and fucking!!!!!

I find this latest abomination to be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very ..... disconcerting.




A bit wordy don't you think?
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#354411 - 08/21/08 01:30 PM Re: For Burglar
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Are you sure this wasn't supposed to be a discussion topic for Panzer?
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

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#354412 - 08/21/08 02:13 PM Re: For Burglar
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

A bit wordy don't you think?




It's Burg. I'm surprised he kept it as short as he did. Burg, I commend your restraint.

Of course, I commend restraints in general, but that's a different thread entirely.
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'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.

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#354413 - 08/21/08 03:44 PM Re: For Burglar
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Does it come out chocolate if the whore is black?



Does yours come out green because you're Irish?


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#354414 - 08/21/08 04:38 PM Re: For Burglar
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

Does it come out chocolate if the whore is black?




if the whore is black an aids infected baby comes out screaming for crack.

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#354415 - 08/21/08 07:04 PM Re: For Burglar
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Quote:

Does it come out chocolate if the whore is black?



Does yours come out green because you're Irish?




Your analogy is logically flawed because black people could also be Irish.

Gybe that yacht back around, adjust the downhaul, and let's hope you don't sink like they did in the '98 Sydney-Hobart race.



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#354416 - 08/21/08 07:09 PM Re: For Burglar
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
[stupidwoman]What do you mean?[/stupidwoman]
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#354417 - 08/21/08 08:37 PM Re: For Burglar
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Blah you didnt need to recopy it, and that is sooo fucking gross.

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