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Listen very closely, I've only got a minute. Get a fake cast on your arm, go out to the parking lot, and struggle with something heavy near the open back doors of your Cherry Van When Sunny Lane walks by. Ask her to help you with said heavy object. Hit her in the BACK of the head with your fake cast once she's INSIDE the van, close the doors, and head home. I am in Effingham, Illinois right now, so I can be there to your place in 3 days. When I arrive, Sunny Lane had better be waiting for me downstairs in "the pit" rubbing lotion on the skin or else...

oh, and don't let her near my dog.

-Keep It Dirty



This is an awful lot of work to go through when all you have to do is tell Lane that there is a camera in your house or a set of curtains that you were thinking about making into a dress.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules