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Listen very closely, I've only got a minute. Get a fake cast on your arm, go out to the parking lot, and struggle with something heavy near the open back doors of your Cherry Van When Sunny Lane walks by. Ask her to help you with said heavy object. Hit her in the BACK of the head with your fake cast once she's INSIDE the van, close the doors, and head home. I am in Effingham, Illinois right now, so I can be there to your place in 3 days. When I arrive, Sunny Lane had better be waiting for me downstairs in "the pit" rubbing lotion on the skin or else...

oh, and don't let her near my dog.

-Keep It Dirty