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#354382 - 08/21/08 09:58 AM
sunny lanes featuring at my club tonite!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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woot! i cant wait to see her in person 
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#354383 - 08/21/08 10:11 AM
Re: sunny lanes featuring at my club tonite!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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please take her shopping
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#354384 - 08/21/08 10:14 AM
Re: sunny lanes featuring at my club tonite!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol i dont even know if well be able to talk to her shes so unbelievably famous but maybe i can get her to autograph my big wet asses thirteen
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#354385 - 08/21/08 11:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Take a picture of her with a sign that says "Hi Burglar!" along with her Hourly Rate, tell her I am interested in a date/session but I am NOT meeting her at the Bunny Ranch. If you do this for me Pretty, I may one day actually abuse you while you sit in one of my wheelchirs pretending to be paralyzed and helpless to my every whim and action. Do it not and.......well, you'll just be another whore in the wall.
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#354386 - 08/21/08 11:55 AM
Re: sunny lanes featuring at my club tonite!
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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promises promises
you should come yourself burg
youre prolly the only dude on here with the means at his disposal
i dont know if she does the bunny ranch thing anymore though
i thought she said she didnt in her interview?
shes so pretty
andi heard shes a rad dancer
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#354389 - 08/21/08 01:50 PM
Re: sunny lanes featuring at my club tonite!
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I myself used to take walks down sunny lanes. 
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#354390 - 08/21/08 01:56 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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What makes Sunny Lane so famous?
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#354392 - 08/21/08 03:26 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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What makes Sunny Lane so famous?
She seems nice, she smiles when photographed, and doesn't come off as bitchy.
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#354394 - 08/22/08 10:27 PM
Re: sunny lanes featuring at my club tonite!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Pretty- Listen very closely, I've only got a minute. Get a fake cast on your arm, go out to the parking lot, and struggle with something heavy near the open back doors of your Cherry Van When Sunny Lane walks by. Ask her to help you with said heavy object. Hit her in the BACK of the head with your fake cast once she's INSIDE the van, close the doors, and head home. I am in Effingham, Illinois right now, so I can be there to your place in 3 days. When I arrive, Sunny Lane had better be waiting for me downstairs in "the pit" rubbing lotion on the skin or else... oh, and don't let her near my dog. -Keep It Dirty 
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#354395 - 08/23/08 03:58 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no way! shes so cute and sooooooo nice shes like a totally sweet down to earth girl i have a major crush shes a rad dancer and puts on the best stage sets
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#354397 - 08/23/08 09:25 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh no!
she dresses totally cute!
shes just adorable!
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#354399 - 08/23/08 09:37 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ted bundy was the cast thing- i remember that
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#354401 - 08/23/08 11:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"The average serial killer targets one or more of the following groups, teen run-aways, hitch-hikers, gay men who like to cruise, and prostitutes" Yes. Yes we do. -Keep It Dirty
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#354403 - 08/31/08 05:34 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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UNBELIEVABLE! #$%! &*(! &*(*&^$#$&0&*()%^70FUCK!!!! I got there to Pretty's pad, broke in (as usual) went downstairs to grab Sunny Lane out of "the pit" and then I slipped and fell. I grabbed her ankle as she was making a break for it, but she slipped from out my deathgrip. Too much lotion I guess. FUCK! I hate it when my overly-structured and ridiculously convoluted evil genius schemes go up in smoke. pretty- you're a good whore. Thanx for trying. We'll get her next time. -Keep It Dirty
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