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#354329 - 08/20/08 08:27 PM Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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PITTSBURGH -- He was in life a zealous Pittsburgh Steelers fan, which, admittedly, is a redundant description.

He was, in death, propped in a recliner in front of a television, with a pack of cigarettes and a beer at his side.

James Henry Smith died at the age of 55 of prostate cancer on Thursday.

Because his death was expected, his family planned for an unusual viewing Tuesday night.

The funeral home erected a small stage in a viewing room, and arranged furniture on it much as it was in Smith's home on game day Sundays.

Smith's body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pajamas, slippers and a robe. The cigarettes and beer were at his side, and a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.

A friend called the viewing a celebration, adding people will see him as he was.

His sister said she couldn't stop crying after looking at the Steelers blanket in his lap. It was just like he was at home.




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#354330 - 08/20/08 08:33 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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WTF? This shit is getting ridiculous. Next thing you know, some jackass will want to be propped up with his malt liquor, holding his horse-race tickets, a bucket of fried chicken, and Welch's grape soda. Fuck man,go out with some fucking dignity and integrity. If you were a clown in life, try and show some class when you kick the bucket (of ribs).
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#354331 - 08/20/08 09:04 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

...a celebration, adding people will see him as he was.
His sister said she couldn't stop crying after looking... It was just like he was at home.





Let's hope this trend catches on!


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#354332 - 08/20/08 09:59 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Paranoid Opioid: you really didn't have to quote the entire post since now it's like reading it twice.
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#354333 - 08/20/08 10:47 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Yeah, yeah. I thought about that too. FIXED. Thx.
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#354334 - 08/20/08 11:07 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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from In America - Charlie Daniels Band:


From The Sound up in Long Island
Out to San Francisco Bay
And everthing that's in between them
Is our own
And we may have done a little bit
Of fightin' amongst ourselves
But you outside people best leave us
alone
'Cause we'll all stick together
And you can take that to the bank
That's the cowboys and the hippies
And the rebels and and the yanks
You just go and lay your hand
On a Pittsburgh Steelers' fan
And I think you're gonna finally
understand


If they actually put it in a SONG.....they really must be NUTS!

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#354335 - 08/21/08 05:12 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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The Steelers are bigger than Jesus in these parts. Unless you've been here, you can't even imagine what a big deal football is to us. *Sigh*, where's Chico when I need him...
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#354336 - 08/21/08 05:36 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

from In America - Charlie Daniels Band:




That's a Great song. CLICKY.

Besides, I don't think ol' Charlie meant this kind of shenanigans.

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#354337 - 08/21/08 06:01 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
taint1974 Offline
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I have a blanket just like that!

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#354338 - 08/21/08 06:13 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

I have a blanket just like that!




Ata boy! I was wondering if you were going to post on this one.
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#354339 - 08/21/08 07:50 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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The Steelers are bigger than Jesus in these parts. Unless you've been here, you can't even imagine what a big deal football is to us.


seriously. i don't even live in pennsylvania (i'm six miles into the ohio border), but these people live and die for the steelers. steelers and youngstown state football. it's insane. i fucking hate football, btw
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#354340 - 08/21/08 08:01 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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#354341 - 08/21/08 10:47 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

Yeah, yeah. I thought about that too. FIXED. Thx.




Signed.
Thanks for the fix.
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#354342 - 08/21/08 11:23 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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This will be Wankus' final stunt- in Miami Dolphins green.

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#354343 - 08/21/08 01:14 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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isn't Kami Andrews from Pittsburgh ?

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#354344 - 08/21/08 01:30 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

isn't Kami Andrews from Pittsburgh ?




Yes, but she bleeds vodka and percocets not black and gold
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#354345 - 08/21/08 02:03 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

Quote:

from In America - Charlie Daniels Band:




That's a Great song. CLICKY.

Besides, I don't think ol' Charlie meant this kind of shenanigans.





Prop me up by the jukebox if I die? Yeah, these country fried folks are serious.

If?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#354346 - 08/21/08 02:29 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

Yeah, these country fried folks are serious.




Perhaps. But Joe Diffie ain't Charlie Daniels, nor was the In America referring to corpse propping.

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#354347 - 08/21/08 03:21 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Steelers fans are too stupid to notice that their team's colors are black and YELLOW.

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#354348 - 08/21/08 05:58 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Registered: 02/23/08
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There was an episode of "My name is Earl" that covered just about everyone of these. They had a funeral parlor in town that posed people "as they were in life". I think the episode was called "Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck".
They had a guy that was an online gamer & chatter, so they had him displayed at his computer in a chat room. They also had a football guy that did the same thing as this dork in Pittsburgh.

I was only able to find a screen cap of the computer guy.

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#354349 - 08/21/08 06:24 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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if this trend continues, my corpse will be displayed folding laundry while holding a can of diet coke
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#354350 - 08/21/08 06:33 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Registered: 02/23/08
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if this trend continues, my corpse will be displayed folding laundry while holding a can of diet coke




If someone really wants to have a battle of one-upsmanship, they will have someone laid out nude, with a bottle of KY in one hand, and the other hand on their crank, with porn on an infinite loop going on the big screen.

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#354351 - 08/21/08 06:47 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:



If someone really wants to have a battle of one-upsmanship, they will have someone laid out nude, with a bottle of KY in one hand, and the other hand on their crank, with porn on an infinite loop going on the big screen.





Christian would definitely hit that.

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#354352 - 08/21/08 07:57 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
I wonder if the guy really wanted to be laid out this way, it wouldn't shock me if his family was to cheap to spring for a casket.

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#354353 - 08/21/08 11:31 PM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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I'm still hoping this turns into a trend...
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#354354 - 08/22/08 05:28 AM Re: Bomb Pittsburgh NOW!!!
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Quote:

Quote:






Steelers fans are too stupid to notice that their team's colors are black and YELLOW.




No, it's gold. It's a richer color than yellow, which is lighter and more pale. Look at the difference between the smiley and the pic I posted.
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