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#354229 - 08/20/08 06:56 AM Chelsea Handler
nomore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/30/08 Posts: 192	Anybody else love her? I'm reading Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea She's hilarious...like her show as well except she looks a lot rougher on her show than her hot publicity shots
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#354230 - 08/20/08 07:09 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	I like her/hate her. She's mostly annoying but in a funny way. But paparazzi said she went insane against an Asian paparazzi guy for no reason using racial slurs. And she got her job by having an affair with her married E! Channel boss Ted Harbert. They are still together. She's 32 and he's 52. Her critics say she boring and not funny and only has her job because of who she's sleeping with.
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#354231 - 08/20/08 07:12 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
nomore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/30/08 Posts: 192	Quote: I like her/hate her. She's mostly annoying but in a funny way. But paparazzi said she went insane against an Asian paparazzi guy for no reason using racial slurs. And she got her job by having an affair with her married E! Channel boss Ted Harbert. They are still together. She's 32 and he's 52. Her critics say she boring and not funny and only has her job because of who she's sleeping with. I find her funny, quick-witted...i had no idea about the other stuff...i will continue to like her humor but will not use her as my moral leader, fo sho
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#354232 - 08/20/08 07:14 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	I enjoy her show - it is usually just before or after Naked Wild On, so I am always feeling like all is well with the world when Chelsea is on. Yes, from a certain angle in fading light she passes for pretty hot.
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#354233 - 08/20/08 07:24 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	love her shes so funny and shes pretty _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#354234 - 08/20/08 07:50 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
nomore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/30/08 Posts: 192	Wow, I had no idea she's only 33...she drinks a lot of vodka i suppose
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#354235 - 08/20/08 09:17 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	i'd hit it. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#354236 - 08/20/08 09:23 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Anonymous Unregistered	Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue who this whore is?
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#354237 - 08/20/08 09:27 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Maybe Jim, but IMHO opinion you're not missing much. She is the only Jersey Mormon Jew I've ever heard of, however, which should earn her a special place in someone's Hell.
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#354238 - 08/20/08 09:39 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Jersey Mormon Jew Christ, even Juan Epstein laughs at that.
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#354239 - 08/20/08 11:21 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Chelsea Handler is one of the funniest comedians today ever. I need to get her new book. My Horizontal Life was ok, but nowhere near as witty and hilariously smart as her stand-up. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#354240 - 08/20/08 11:37 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	I just don't get it. She reminds me of a female David Sedaris.
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#354241 - 08/20/08 11:40 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Both are self-deprecating but Sedaris is too glum. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#354242 - 08/20/08 11:48 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	I'm all about glum , I just don't like those two. They're actually a little too positive for me.
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#354243 - 08/20/08 11:56 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
nomore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/30/08 Posts: 192	Quote: I just don't get it. She reminds me of a female David Sedaris. uh oh...i like David Sedaris..course i wouldn't have even paid attention to him if it weren't for his sister
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#354244 - 08/20/08 12:27 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	I've always found Amy Sedaris kind of interesting. The brother, not at all. I think his writing is awful and way overrated. I swear, in 30 or 40 years, people will look at those books and wonder why they were ever published. Just like a lot of forgotten, best-selling humorists from the 50s.
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#354245 - 08/20/08 01:13 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	I saw Kelly Madison (pornfidelity.com) on her show once. She invited Chelsea to join in on an episode but Chelsea politely declined. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#354246 - 08/20/08 02:33 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue who this whore is? I've never heard of her either. E without Howard Stern is as useless as Wankus without drugs. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#354247 - 08/20/08 09:08 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I know you're all curious, but no, she doesn't have any nudes in her photobucket. it's a shame too, I'd really like to see her cans. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#354248 - 08/20/08 09:24 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Anybody else love her? I'm reading Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea She's hilarious...like her show as well except she looks a lot rougher on her show than her hot publicity shots How come she looks hot in your pic and here on mine she looks uglier? Attachments 341064-chelsea.jpg (10 downloads)
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#354249 - 08/21/08 12:10 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Maybe she just needs some rought treatment, like smelling and tasting her own butthole after a busy workday. Or maybe she just needs some InSex treatment like bounds and gagged, volts in cunt and anus, tit milking and being lifted by a crane.
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#354250 - 08/21/08 06:43 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
nomore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/30/08 Posts: 192	Quote: Quote: Anybody else love her? I'm reading Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea She's hilarious...like her show as well except she looks a lot rougher on her show than her hot publicity shots How come she looks hot in your pic and here on mine she looks uglier? on her show she's nothing like the publicity photo i put up there...without the airbrushing she really looks about 40+...but i still fucking love her...big girl crush!
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#354251 - 08/21/08 08:59 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Very funny, watch her at 11:30pm every day on the E. Channel, her and Chewy are pretty funny compared what's out today in comedy.
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#354252 - 08/21/08 10:13 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	She's hot, clever, and funny imo. Winner.
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#354253 - 08/21/08 10:23 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: She's hot, clever, and funny imo. Winner. You think she likes enemas at 10'PM?
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#354254 - 08/21/08 10:31 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: You think she likes enemas at 10'PM? Who doesn't, after all?
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#354255 - 08/22/08 06:48 AM Re: Chelsea Handler
nomore Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/30/08 Posts: 192	Quote: Very funny, watch her at 11:30pm every day on the E. Channel, her and Chewy are pretty funny compared what's out today in comedy. Chewy is precious! LOVE HIM
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#354256 - 08/22/08 06:41 PM Re: Chelsea Handler
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Just saw publicity pictures of Chewy with one of the bitches from 'The Hills', Audrina Partidge.
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