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What?! Trina doesn't even have cellulite. I should know. I was staring at her sexy ass the whole time.



Hence my statement:

"Trina Michael's small amount of Cellulite to anyone who'd listen..."

Dont you remember? this was like the highlight of the day's show for me...I wheeled over to your booth, and you hadnt come to know my Dark side yet so you were happy to see me, and u had on that fucking amazing outfit and you sat on my lap and made a nice comment about my chest and then started talking about Trina's Ass and the fact she drinks Soda Pop (Sierra Mist was it? or Mountain dew? Something green anyway) but still only had that one little spot of cellulite. U were so pointed and specific u compelled me to stare at Trina's awesome ass, and then 30 seconds later I had to tell you to get up off my lap because i was about to embarrass myself popping a boner that, knowing my luck, would have gotten stuck in one of your fish net loops and then i'd REALLY have been a fucking youtube star.


General Public FYI Announcment: Gia's ass feels amazing sitting on one's lap, it was curiously firm yet light and comfy, not heavy at all...like she has this perfect center of gravity or something. I can only imagine the Santa Clauses she made splooge in malls in Seattle in the early 1980s sitting on their laps telling them all the shit she wanted for x-mas, and where to buy it... fucking hott hott hott I wonder if any shopping mall Santa offered a young baby G all she wanted for x-mas in exchange for <insert name of splooge inducing act>
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