True story: when I went to the porno convention in Las Vegas a few years ago, I was standing around talking with JeffMike, MOn* and DB (well, DB was sitting), and we were kidding MOn* about his weak pimp hand. Jeff was vaguely raising his elbow, showing Monstar how to go to the backhand, when at the very moment poor little Missy Monroe walked by. Missy was on something that day, but she was happily prancing around in her tassles and white hotpants.

Until then.

I swear, she saw Jeff's hand out of the corner of her eye, and she crumpled to the floor like a stone. One of the best examples of the porn whore "fight-or-flight" responses I have ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing.