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I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing.




Yeah well just like Bobby and that piece of metal, I learned my lesson very early in Life that my cuteness was only going to get me so far and that I would need to develop my mind and other things to get by in life and be able to pay for any high class whore i want and name MY price instead of the other way around. I grew tired of being an object....this is what i liked best about you Holly, you werent intimidated by my stunningly handsome looks and I could tell you respected me for my MIND and my love of all creatures (not just dogs) and not my cuteness or how many sausages i could buy you.

And as far as Angelina Jolie goes, I am somewhere in between Jia jerkin's Opinion of her and Holly's. While I think Angelina is definitely someone I would allow to bang me and allow to gobble my cum, I am not overly excited at the prospect...Christie Lee would be way better sex and 10 times as fun.

To be frank Holly, Angelina Jolie and her "Etch-a-Sketch Exagerated Sphincter Lips" do not look Half as sexy as your small cute subtle delicate oral features, especially when it involves sausage consumption. Small (non-smiling) mouths like yours and Mia Rose's are way hotter and sexier than Angelina's toll-booth sized grin. This is vitally important since EVERY guy, within five minutes of meeting a woman in person for the first time, has imagined his dick in her mouth. But I waited 15 minutes in holly's case....Gia doesnt count since I had seen her Feeding frenzy and Down the Hatch scenes by the time I met her.

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And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.




This is the only disappointing thing u have ever said...but disappointing nonetheless. Do i have to send you my own personal edition, signed copy of my OPUS "Cyrano da Burglariac"???
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