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Thank you for keeping all your derailments here, everybody. I had the la la salad with tahini sauce on the side/no cheese at Fred 62. I met my friend there and his new friend Ian. I asked Ian what his last name was and he told me don't worry about it. I HAAAAATE people like that. Also, Michael Phelps is a mouth breathing moron and I'm happy the Chinese girl won the gold in gymnastic or else her family would be taken out back and shot. Nastia is drop dead gorgeous, so despite her silver medal, she will earn top dollar in many endorsements for years to come because of her looks.

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