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#354105 - 08/20/08 07:22 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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what i gotta do to get a wheelie db?




dont worry you'll get something when all is said and done.....everyone is soooo greedy.

"Welcome to the XPT Last will amd Melt Down reading of Da Burglar...ok, Who is Smelly Monkey? Can we get that Hazmat container in here with Mr Von Burglar's stomach and bowel contents at time of death? You sir are the proud owner now of....."
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#354106 - 08/20/08 07:28 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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How's it going ralgruB aD?
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#354107 - 08/20/08 07:32 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 01/02/05
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How's it going ralgruB aD?




I miss Christie lee's infectious laughter.....Countdown to someone with a "Infectious STD joke in 6, 5, 4...."
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#354108 - 08/20/08 07:48 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Where's the humor in spelling usernames backwards?

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#354109 - 08/20/08 07:48 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 04/17/06
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I copied off of Burg. I'm unoriginal.
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#354110 - 08/20/08 08:12 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
Da Burglar Offline
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Where's the humor in spelling usernames backwards?




oynroB...... yuk yuk giggle snort




Edited to add: This is the typical level of thought and depth the average post exhibits on XPT lately...

Bornyo, truth be told, my name backwards bullshit was an underhanded jab at the preponderance of LOOKS-obsessed posts being made here. The only way the name appears normal is in the mirror.


Edited by ralgruB aD (08/20/08 08:16 PM)
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#354111 - 08/20/08 08:19 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
whats wrong with being looks obsessed?
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#354112 - 08/20/08 10:37 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Burg, you spelled your name backwards before you accused ppl here of being looks obsessed.
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#354113 - 08/20/08 10:51 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 05/06/05
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whats wrong with being looks obsessed?




Because it's unwise to place so much emphasis on a superficial quality that so easily slips away from us. It's something that's designated at birth and there's no real way to improve upon it. Sure there's plastic surgery, etc, but that's only a new phenomenon and it's still impossible to make an ugly person beautiful via the surgeon's knife. The way someone looks doesn't translate into what kind of person they are, though we as a superficial society tend to think it does. Working to improve one's character, mind, or spirituality is a fulfilling pursuit. There's not a hell of a lot you can do about the way you look so obsessing over something like that is not only a dead end, it's downright depressing.

And of course, the irony is that I totally obsess over the way I look (though I'm better than I used to be), and my job contributes to the superficial mentality of our culture that I just complained about. So where the fuck do I come off even talking about this kind of thing?

I really hope the day comes where I don't give a shit about what I look like and I retire to the mountains of Tibet to become a Buddhist monk.
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#354114 - 08/20/08 11:22 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Burg, you spelled your name backwards before you accused ppl here of being looks obsessed.





....ok???
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#354115 - 08/20/08 11:44 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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I really hope the day comes where I don't give a shit about what I look like and I retire to the mountains of Tibet to become a Buddhist monk.




Just remember that there's a lot of really mean Chinese in Tibet these days.
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#354116 - 08/21/08 12:18 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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And of course, the irony is that I totally obsess over the way I look (though I'm better than I used to be), and my job contributes to the superficial mentality of our culture that I just complained about. So where the fuck do I come off even talking about this kind of thing?




There's nothing wrong with CARING about one's appearance, and usually that extends to one's health and well being, so a certain conscientiousness about one's appearance is healthy.

But obsessing over it....constantly talking about it, especially in this disingenuous way that a lot of whores do, whereby they say things like "I am ugly, I am hideous, I AM TOO FAT..." all without believing it themselves, but rather with the intent of just getting someone to tell them the opposite and fellate their ego.

I cant stand it when people are made to feel overall inferior or worthless simply because they are aesthetically challenged. Like you said Holly, it is TOTALLY out of one's control the genetic makeup we are born with and how that makes us look in general...certainly, we can do localized, limited things to improve ourselves, like lose weight, exercise, dress or groom ourselves a certain way. But let their be a boundary to the importance we put on it, with ourselves and others. You make yourself, and in turn others, miserable when you emphasize looks to such a ridiculous extent. You alienate yourself, and voila, no matter how hott you might be, you are fucking ALONE. while so called "ugly" people who you snobbishly say are "Settling" for whomever because they have to, are HAPPY and experiencing a rich full life getting the most out of a relationship with someone they TRULY care about and vice versa. Jokes on you, the would be beauty queen.

A person who puts appearance HIGH on the list of qualities they want in someone, and who thinks that how THEY look is what will determine if they snag the person they want, generally tends to be selfish and totally impossible to love and please in a relationship anyway. Avoid them....find someone with FLAWS and accept them You will be a lot happier and more secure in the relationship.

There are 80 other tangents I could follow on this topic but I am not going to... I like hot looking chicks as much as the next guy, but it neither begins nor ends there. And there are MANY MANY women I know or have known who arent exactly gorgeous or even just plain "attractive" who I would, in a heartbeat, both want to spend hours in conversation, and bang the shit out of becuae they have other qualities and traits that make them sexy beyond a pretty face or perfectly proportioned body. Who's to say what's perfect anyway?

Women tend to be more full of shit on this whole topic anyway....they claim that they want MORE to a man than appearance, or flat out say looks dont matter that much, yet prove otherwise in both who they select, how they select, and how they carry and conduct themselves.
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#354117 - 08/21/08 07:16 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Shawn Johnson is better looking.




Shawn Johnson looks like one of The Little's. I want to put her in a hamster cage and feed her carrots.


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#354118 - 08/21/08 07:23 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Dude, I could NOT put my finger on it, but you nailed the comparison completely! I kept thinking that she looked a little like a chipmunk or a cartoon character, but it's the Littles.
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#354119 - 08/21/08 07:26 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well im looks obsessed
and its been nothing but good for me
not in a surgery way- i havent had any YET
but i lost a shit ton of weight and look alot better
now
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