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#354055 - 08/19/08 10:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm gonna go eat. so no thread derailments. PLease.
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#354058 - 08/19/08 11:36 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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she didnt say she was going to keep it down.
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#354060 - 08/19/08 11:40 PM
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Hmmmm, food. I had a really nice dinner tonight. I marinated some chicken and put it on the grill. I also had garlic mashed potatoes and a spinach salad. I was watching the Olympics when I ate. Boy those Chinese gymnasts look young.
Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.
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#354062 - 08/19/08 11:43 PM
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.
how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.
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#354063 - 08/19/08 11:45 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/23/08
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Hmmmm, food. I had a really nice dinner tonight. I marinated some chicken and put it on the grill. I also had garlic mashed potatoes and a spinach salad. I was watching the Olympics when I ate. Boy those Chinese gymnasts look young.
Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.
In the spirit of the Olympics, the judges are giving that a 15.97. That's going to be an awful tough score to beat.
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#354064 - 08/19/08 11:48 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.
how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.
The judges are giving that a 16.00, but we are still waiting for the reigning gold medalist Darrah's performance.
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#354065 - 08/19/08 11:52 PM
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Human Garbage
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Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.
The age limit for girls changed in gymnastics, figure skating, and tennis after that wench Jennifer Capriati had all her problems with drugs and shoplifting. Don't punish all those girls because of one bitch! Female athletes mature much quickly than the men. The age use to be about 12 or 13 for the girls. Now for all those three sports, the girls can't compete for world championships and the Olympics until 15 or 16. It should be what it use to be at 12 or 13 years old. If they wait when they are 16, then another chance four years later will make them "too old". Make them be allowed to compete younger, then they have more of a chance to compete and win medals and make some money to help their families. But there's more of an uproar with China because the kids are basically kidnapped from their parents at 3 or 4 years old and they are only allowed to see their parents once a year. And with their one child only policy for the country, parents have their child to only be taken away?? They lifted the one child only policy after the recent earthquake that killed hundreds of children leaving the parents with no children if they are not medically capable anymore to have children.
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#354066 - 08/19/08 11:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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but we are still waiting for the reigning gold medalist Darrah's performance.
And who the fuck are you?
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#354068 - 08/19/08 11:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.
how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.
I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?
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#354071 - 08/20/08 12:02 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
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Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.
The age limit for girls changed in gymnastics, figure skating, and tennis after that wench Jennifer Capriati had all her problems with drugs and shoplifting. Don't punish all those girls because of one bitch! Female athletes mature much quickly than the men. The age use to be about 12 or 13 for the girls. Now for all those three sports, the girls can't compete for world championships and the Olympics until 15 or 16. It should be what it use to be at 12 or 13 years old. If they wait when they are 16, then another chance four years later will make them "too old". Make them be allowed to compete younger, then they have more of a chance to compete and win medals and make some money to help their families. But there's more of an uproar with China because the kids are basically kidnapped from their parents at 3 or 4 years old and they are only allowed to see their parents once a year. And with their one child only policy for the country, parents have their child to only be taken away?? They lifted the one child only policy after the recent earthquake that killed hundreds of children leaving the parents with no children if they are not medically capable anymore to have children.
Ohhh, that's gotta hurt. The judges only gave that a 15.50. Evidently the South African judge was not impressed with the champs limited grasp of the original topic, let's hope she can redeem herself on the second pass.
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#354073 - 08/20/08 12:05 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/23/08
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He only has six posts and already making cracks about me. So shut it.
Fortunately, for the group all 6 were on topic though.
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#354074 - 08/20/08 12:14 AM
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.
how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.
I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?
Where does that imply I am poor... I support keeping consumer costs down... and the tickets were $150, i bought 2 of em, thank you very much. But keeping consumer costs down encourages consumer spending which is good for the economy... so it is not a matter of me... hell i dont even LIKE Nike.
And this are not serious thread, you douche. So I are not making serious post.
Speaking of Post... who likes post cereals.
Ladies and gentleman, we have a new gold medalist. Off-topic & mis-spelled. This gruff newcomer was having no part in letting this go to a tie-break.
The use of geography and Post cereal always raises the difficulty, but he pulled it off. The underage comments were the icing on the cake.
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#354075 - 08/20/08 12:17 AM
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.
how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.
I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?
Where does that imply I am poor... I support keeping consumer costs down... and the tickets were $150, i bought 2 of em, thank you very much. But keeping consumer costs down encourages consumer spending which is good for the economy... so it is not a matter of me... hell i dont even LIKE Nike.
And this are not serious thread, you douche. So I are not making serious post.
Speaking of Post... who likes post cereals.
Ladies and gentleman, we have a new gold medalist. Off-topic & mis-spelled. This gruff newcomer was having no part in letting this go to a tie-break.
The use of geography and Post cereal always raises the difficulty, but he pulled it off. The underage comments were the icing on the cake.
Thank you... Thank You... I would like to thank god for forsaking me at such a young age. Lucifer for keeping my faith in myself alive. My mom for drinking heavily when she found out she was pregnant. Jesus for that delicious flesh. And Kanye West, I love you black jesus!
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#354076 - 08/20/08 12:21 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. Since I don't watch the Olympics, this is the closest I'll get. Good show everyone!
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#354078 - 08/20/08 12:26 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Evidently the South African judge was not impressed with the champs limited grasp of the original topic, let's hope she can redeem herself on the second pass.
This post is about thread derailment. So I can talk about albino cockatoos and still be on topic!
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#354079 - 08/20/08 12:35 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Evidently the South African judge was not impressed with the champs limited grasp of the original topic, let's hope she can redeem herself on the second pass.
This post is about thread derailment. So I can talk about albino cockatoos and still be on topic!
you can talk about tits and ass but still be a cunt too.
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#354080 - 08/20/08 12:36 AM
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BRUSSELS (AFP) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice warned Russia Tuesday it was isolating itself from the international community with its behaviour in Georgia.
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"The behaviour of Russia in this most recent conflict is isolating Russia from the principles of cooperation among nations," Rice told a news conference after an emergency meeting of NATO foreign ministers in Brussels.
"When you start invading smaller neighbours, bombing civilian infrastructure, going into villages and wreaking havoc and (carrying out) the wanton destruction of (its) infrastructure, that is isolating.
"It is not an act of the United States or the European Union or anyone else to isolate Russia, it is what Russia is doing," she said.
Russia's refusal to comply with a ceasefire agreement to withdraw its troops from Georgia meant that NATO -- the West's main military alliance -- "cannot continue business as usual" with Russia, Rice said, echoing the final communique agreed by the ministers.
Rice said the ministers wanted to demonstrate in their strongly worded statement that NATO would not allow Russia to dictate the terms of when former Soviet states such as Georgia and Ukraine could join the Alliance.
"This is a very clear statement that NATO, having come so far after the end of the Cold War and the collapse of the Soviet Union... is not going to permit a new line to be drawn in Europe," Rice said.
The line, she said, was "between those who were fortunate enough to make it into the transatlantic structures and those who still aspire to make it into the transatlantic structures."
"There will absolutely be no new line, NATO does not accept that there is a new line and we are not acting as if there is a new line," she said.
Having seen a number of eastern European states join NATO, Russia is furious at neighbouring Georgia's attempts to joint the Alliance.
If Georgia had been a NATO member, the Alliance would have been obliged to defend it against invasion from Russia.
While a column of Russian armour left the key Georgian town of Gori on Tuesday, there was no sign of a full withdrawal 11 days after Moscow poured troops into the country.
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#354082 - 08/20/08 12:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Thank you for keeping all your derailments here, everybody. I had the la la salad with tahini sauce on the side/no cheese at Fred 62. I met my friend there and his new friend Ian. I asked Ian what his last name was and he told me don't worry about it. I HAAAAATE people like that. Also, Michael Phelps is a mouth breathing moron and I'm happy the Chinese girl won the gold in gymnastic or else her family would be taken out back and shot. Nastia is drop dead gorgeous, so despite her silver medal, she will earn top dollar in many endorsements for years to come because of her looks.
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#354084 - 08/20/08 01:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.
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#354086 - 08/20/08 01:31 AM
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Human Garbage
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This is Carly two years ago http://realitytv.about.com/ She was the new Mary Lou. Where did all the endorsements go? I'm watching Shannon Miller commercials during these Olympics and Shannon only won the gold for balance beam. Carly won the all around gold. I would be pissed!
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#354087 - 08/20/08 01:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Nastia already has a deal with Cover Girl.
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#354088 - 08/20/08 01:36 AM
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Nastia already has a deal with Cover Girl.
Yeah, but she doesn't have a life size sculpture of herself made out of butter at the state fair. Zing!
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#354090 - 08/20/08 04:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.
just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?
I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.
Ia m grilling steak for breakfast, I am in training for the Murderball Death Fest in December down in Panama...I need a corner girl to wear my name on a super tight t-shirt in my corner. Gia's looks hot in a evil way to witness crippled carnage but her tits arent big enough, and Holly's too sweet & innocent to watch cripples kill each other. Maybe I'll ask moxxie.....
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#354093 - 08/20/08 09:15 AM
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.
just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?
I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.
I've been wondering the same thing recently. I wonder if sometimes it's easier to not be very attractive, and therefore to never have too much of your ego invested in that area. For example, you see the girls who grow up beautiful, and are popular in high school because they're so pretty, and it seems like everything about them is dependant on the way they look. They get the boys they want, the job they want-- hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic and can get out of speeding tickets because they are so pretty. Thus they never develop any other aspects of their personality because they never really had to. And suddenly age creeps around the corner, they grow old and pudgy, and everything that was handed to them on a silver platter vanishes with their looks.
Plus wouldn't it be annoying to be really beautiful? I mean like drop-dead, Angelina Jolie, unbelievably beautiful? (I know some of you don't think Angelina is beautiful-- and you'd be so wrong about that-- but in that case insert your goddess here) I would think that constantly being stared at, constantly being hit on, and constantly being told you're beautiful would get really old. And you'd wish people saw something else in you. But you can't complain, because nobody feels bad for the pretty girl, and in fact, that would be a sure way to make yourself unpopular very quickly.
I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing. And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.
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#354094 - 08/20/08 09:29 AM
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hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic
Also known as a "Buttafuoco Break," or "Fisher Financing." 
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#354096 - 08/20/08 02:54 PM
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I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing.
Yeah well just like Bobby and that piece of metal, I learned my lesson very early in Life that my cuteness was only going to get me so far and that I would need to develop my mind and other things to get by in life and be able to pay for any high class whore i want and name MY price instead of the other way around. I grew tired of being an object....this is what i liked best about you Holly, you werent intimidated by my stunningly handsome looks and I could tell you respected me for my MIND and my love of all creatures (not just dogs) and not my cuteness or how many sausages i could buy you. 
And as far as Angelina Jolie goes, I am somewhere in between Jia jerkin's Opinion of her and Holly's. While I think Angelina is definitely someone I would allow to bang me and allow to gobble my cum, I am not overly excited at the prospect...Christie Lee would be way better sex and 10 times as fun.
To be frank Holly, Angelina Jolie and her "Etch-a-Sketch Exagerated Sphincter Lips" do not look Half as sexy as your small cute subtle delicate oral features, especially when it involves sausage consumption. Small (non-smiling) mouths like yours and Mia Rose's are way hotter and sexier than Angelina's toll-booth sized grin. This is vitally important since EVERY guy, within five minutes of meeting a woman in person for the first time, has imagined his dick in her mouth. But I waited 15 minutes in holly's case....Gia doesnt count since I had seen her Feeding frenzy and Down the Hatch scenes by the time I met her.
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And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.
 This is the only disappointing thing u have ever said...but disappointing nonetheless. Do i have to send you my own personal edition, signed copy of my OPUS "Cyrano da Burglariac"??? 
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#354098 - 08/20/08 03:07 PM
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.
just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?
I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.
I've been wondering the same thing recently. I wonder if sometimes it's easier to not be very attractive, and therefore to never have too much of your ego invested in that area. For example, you see the girls who grow up beautiful, and are popular in high school because they're so pretty, and it seems like everything about them is dependant on the way they look. They get the boys they want, the job they want-- hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic and can get out of speeding tickets because they are so pretty. Thus they never develop any other aspects of their personality because they never really had to. And suddenly age creeps around the corner, they grow old and pudgy, and everything that was handed to them on a silver platter vanishes with their looks.
Plus wouldn't it be annoying to be really beautiful? I mean like drop-dead, Angelina Jolie, unbelievably beautiful? (I know some of you don't think Angelina is beautiful-- and you'd be so wrong about that-- but in that case insert your goddess here) I would think that constantly being stared at, constantly being hit on, and constantly being told you're beautiful would get really old. And you'd wish people saw something else in you. But you can't complain, because nobody feels bad for the pretty girl, and in fact, that would be a sure way to make yourself unpopular very quickly.
I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing. And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.
holly fishing for compliments on no one biting? 
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#354099 - 08/20/08 03:17 PM
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.
just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?
I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.
I've been wondering the same thing recently. I wonder if sometimes it's easier to not be very attractive, and therefore to never have too much of your ego invested in that area. For example, you see the girls who grow up beautiful, and are popular in high school because they're so pretty, and it seems like everything about them is dependant on the way they look. They get the boys they want, the job they want-- hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic and can get out of speeding tickets because they are so pretty. Thus they never develop any other aspects of their personality because they never really had to. And suddenly age creeps around the corner, they grow old and pudgy, and everything that was handed to them on a silver platter vanishes with their looks.
Plus wouldn't it be annoying to be really beautiful? I mean like drop-dead, Angelina Jolie, unbelievably beautiful? (I know some of you don't think Angelina is beautiful-- and you'd be so wrong about that-- but in that case insert your goddess here) I would think that constantly being stared at, constantly being hit on, and constantly being told you're beautiful would get really old. And you'd wish people saw something else in you. But you can't complain, because nobody feels bad for the pretty girl, and in fact, that would be a sure way to make yourself unpopular very quickly.
I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing. And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.
holly fishing for compliments on no one biting?
Actually, I'm not fishing at all. I kinda figured someone would accuse me of that, though. I think we can all agree that I'm hardly drop-dead-gorgeous Angelina Jolie beautiful. I mean, c'mon.
What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?
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#354101 - 08/20/08 03:38 PM
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Thank you for keeping all your derailments here, everybody. I had the la la salad with tahini sauce on the side/no cheese at Fred 62. I met my friend there and his new friend Ian. I asked Ian what his last name was and he told me don't worry about it. I HAAAAATE people like that. Also, Michael Phelps is a mouth breathing moron and I'm happy the Chinese girl won the gold in gymnastic or else her family would be taken out back and shot. Nastia is drop dead gorgeous, so despite her silver medal, she will earn top dollar in many endorsements for years to come because of her looks.
He was right. Who the hell asks someone their last name as soon as they meet them?
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#354102 - 08/20/08 03:40 PM
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What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?
he is jealous I have you in my will to receive my steel black and blue wheelchair (with optional Sybian Port attachement), as well as my new pet goldfish if they are stilla live. Guapo is only set to receive free Neidicinal Marijuana, but he has to pay for his own oprescription first, and i wont have anything to do with that...
yes its true
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#354103 - 08/20/08 04:41 PM
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And who the fuck are you?
We ask that all the time of YOU. Stop turning the tables.
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oh yeah, the US open is about to start... what are everyones predictions. I'm expecting that Obama will win over McCain.
Ahh, the US Open, that's a big hunting event, isn't it? We should invite VP Dick Cheney as the MoC.
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#354104 - 08/20/08 04:45 PM
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What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?
he is jealous I have you in my will to receive my steel black and blue wheelchair (with optional Sybian Port attachement), as well as my new pet goldfish if they are stilla live. Guapo is only set to receive free Neidicinal Marijuana, but he has to pay for his own oprescription first, and i wont have anything to do with that...
yes its true
what i gotta do to get a wheelie db?
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