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#354055 - 08/19/08 10:56 PM No Thread Derailments
gia jordan Offline
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I'm gonna go eat. so no thread derailments. PLease.
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#354056 - 08/19/08 11:13 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Eating can be an unhealthy coping method.

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#354057 - 08/19/08 11:25 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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I'm gonna go eat. so no thread derailments. PLease.




You eat?
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#354058 - 08/19/08 11:36 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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she didnt say she was going to keep it down.
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#354059 - 08/19/08 11:40 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Can we derail a thread about derailing?
Consider yourself challenged.

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#354060 - 08/19/08 11:40 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Hmmmm, food. I had a really nice dinner tonight. I marinated some chicken and put it on the grill. I also had garlic mashed potatoes and a spinach salad. I was watching the Olympics when I ate. Boy those Chinese gymnasts look young.

Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.
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#354061 - 08/19/08 11:41 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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she didnt say she was going to keep it down.




That was just plain naughty.
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#354062 - 08/19/08 11:43 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.

how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.
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#354063 - 08/19/08 11:45 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
Hacksaw Offline
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Quote:

Hmmmm, food. I had a really nice dinner tonight. I marinated some chicken and put it on the grill. I also had garlic mashed potatoes and a spinach salad. I was watching the Olympics when I ate. Boy those Chinese gymnasts look young.

Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.




In the spirit of the Olympics, the judges are giving that a 15.97. That's going to be an awful tough score to beat.

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#354064 - 08/19/08 11:48 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
Hacksaw Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

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Quote:

probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.

how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.




The judges are giving that a 16.00, but we are still waiting for the reigning gold medalist Darrah's performance.

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#354065 - 08/19/08 11:52 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.



The age limit for girls changed in gymnastics, figure skating, and tennis after that wench Jennifer Capriati had all her problems with drugs and shoplifting. Don't punish all those girls because of one bitch! Female athletes mature much quickly than the men. The age use to be about 12 or 13 for the girls. Now for all those three sports, the girls can't compete for world championships and the Olympics until 15 or 16. It should be what it use to be at 12 or 13 years old. If they wait when they are 16, then another chance four years later will make them "too old". Make them be allowed to compete younger, then they have more of a chance to compete and win medals and make some money to help their families. But there's more of an uproar with China because the kids are basically kidnapped from their parents at 3 or 4 years old and they are only allowed to see their parents once a year. And with their one child only policy for the country, parents have their child to only be taken away?? They lifted the one child only policy after the recent earthquake that killed hundreds of children leaving the parents with no children if they are not medically capable anymore to have children.

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#354066 - 08/19/08 11:56 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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but we are still waiting for the reigning gold medalist Darrah's performance.




And who the fuck are you?

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#354067 - 08/19/08 11:56 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Quote:

tennis




oh yeah, the US open is about to start... what are everyones predictions. I'm expecting that Obama will win over McCain.
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#354068 - 08/19/08 11:57 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.

how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.




I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?


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#354069 - 08/19/08 11:58 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Quote:

Quote:

but we are still waiting for the reigning gold medalist Darrah's performance.




And who the fuck are you?




And who the Fuck are you?
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#354070 - 08/20/08 12:00 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
He only has six posts and already making cracks about me. So shut it.

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#354071 - 08/20/08 12:02 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Hacksaw Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
Quote:

Quote:

Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.



The age limit for girls changed in gymnastics, figure skating, and tennis after that wench Jennifer Capriati had all her problems with drugs and shoplifting. Don't punish all those girls because of one bitch! Female athletes mature much quickly than the men. The age use to be about 12 or 13 for the girls. Now for all those three sports, the girls can't compete for world championships and the Olympics until 15 or 16. It should be what it use to be at 12 or 13 years old. If they wait when they are 16, then another chance four years later will make them "too old". Make them be allowed to compete younger, then they have more of a chance to compete and win medals and make some money to help their families. But there's more of an uproar with China because the kids are basically kidnapped from their parents at 3 or 4 years old and they are only allowed to see their parents once a year. And with their one child only policy for the country, parents have their child to only be taken away?? They lifted the one child only policy after the recent earthquake that killed hundreds of children leaving the parents with no children if they are not medically capable anymore to have children.



Ohhh, that's gotta hurt. The judges only gave that a 15.50. Evidently the South African judge was not impressed with the champs limited grasp of the original topic, let's hope she can redeem herself on the second pass.

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#354072 - 08/20/08 12:03 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.

how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.




I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?






Where does that imply I am poor... I support keeping consumer costs down... and the tickets were $150, i bought 2 of em, thank you very much. But keeping consumer costs down encourages consumer spending which is good for the economy... so it is not a matter of me... hell i dont even LIKE Nike.

And this are not serious thread, you douche. So I are not making serious post.

Speaking of Post... who likes post cereals.
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#354073 - 08/20/08 12:05 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Hacksaw Offline
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Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
Quote:

He only has six posts and already making cracks about me. So shut it.




Fortunately, for the group all 6 were on topic though.

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#354074 - 08/20/08 12:14 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Hacksaw Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
Quote:

Quote:

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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.

how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.




I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?






Where does that imply I am poor... I support keeping consumer costs down... and the tickets were $150, i bought 2 of em, thank you very much. But keeping consumer costs down encourages consumer spending which is good for the economy... so it is not a matter of me... hell i dont even LIKE Nike.

And this are not serious thread, you douche. So I are not making serious post.

Speaking of Post... who likes post cereals.




Ladies and gentleman, we have a new gold medalist. Off-topic & mis-spelled. This gruff newcomer was having no part in letting this go to a tie-break.

The use of geography and Post cereal always raises the difficulty, but he pulled it off. The underage comments were the icing on the cake.


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#354075 - 08/20/08 12:17 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Quote:

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probably... but they are too old to make nikes... so what else are they supposed to do.

how do you guys feel about forced child labour in china? I think it is a necessary evil, i mean... yeah.. its nt very nice... but it keeps costs down and therefore consumer prices. Its kinda tough to be against it when you think about it that way... what do you guys think.




I never know if the shit you say here is serious or just a joke. You're suddenly poor now, Mr. $300 Sarah Brightman ticket holder?






Where does that imply I am poor... I support keeping consumer costs down... and the tickets were $150, i bought 2 of em, thank you very much. But keeping consumer costs down encourages consumer spending which is good for the economy... so it is not a matter of me... hell i dont even LIKE Nike.

And this are not serious thread, you douche. So I are not making serious post.

Speaking of Post... who likes post cereals.




Ladies and gentleman, we have a new gold medalist. Off-topic & mis-spelled. This gruff newcomer was having no part in letting this go to a tie-break.

The use of geography and Post cereal always raises the difficulty, but he pulled it off. The underage comments were the icing on the cake.






Thank you... Thank You... I would like to thank god for forsaking me at such a young age. Lucifer for keeping my faith in myself alive. My mom for drinking heavily when she found out she was pregnant. Jesus for that delicious flesh. And Kanye West, I love you black jesus!
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#354076 - 08/20/08 12:21 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Holly Randall Offline
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Loc: Outer Space
I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. Since I don't watch the Olympics, this is the closest I'll get. Good show everyone!
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#354077 - 08/20/08 12:25 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Good show everyone!




I'll tell you what was a good show... BONANZA!
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#354078 - 08/20/08 12:26 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Evidently the South African judge was not impressed with the champs limited grasp of the original topic, let's hope she can redeem herself on the second pass.



This post is about thread derailment. So I can talk about albino cockatoos and still be on topic!

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#354079 - 08/20/08 12:35 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Quote:

Evidently the South African judge was not impressed with the champs limited grasp of the original topic, let's hope she can redeem herself on the second pass.



This post is about thread derailment. So I can talk about albino cockatoos and still be on topic!




you can talk about tits and ass but still be a cunt too.

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#354080 - 08/20/08 12:36 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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BRUSSELS (AFP) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice warned Russia Tuesday it was isolating itself from the international community with its behaviour in Georgia.
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"The behaviour of Russia in this most recent conflict is isolating Russia from the principles of cooperation among nations," Rice told a news conference after an emergency meeting of NATO foreign ministers in Brussels.

"When you start invading smaller neighbours, bombing civilian infrastructure, going into villages and wreaking havoc and (carrying out) the wanton destruction of (its) infrastructure, that is isolating.

"It is not an act of the United States or the European Union or anyone else to isolate Russia, it is what Russia is doing," she said.

Russia's refusal to comply with a ceasefire agreement to withdraw its troops from Georgia meant that NATO -- the West's main military alliance -- "cannot continue business as usual" with Russia, Rice said, echoing the final communique agreed by the ministers.

Rice said the ministers wanted to demonstrate in their strongly worded statement that NATO would not allow Russia to dictate the terms of when former Soviet states such as Georgia and Ukraine could join the Alliance.

"This is a very clear statement that NATO, having come so far after the end of the Cold War and the collapse of the Soviet Union... is not going to permit a new line to be drawn in Europe," Rice said.

The line, she said, was "between those who were fortunate enough to make it into the transatlantic structures and those who still aspire to make it into the transatlantic structures."

"There will absolutely be no new line, NATO does not accept that there is a new line and we are not acting as if there is a new line," she said.

Having seen a number of eastern European states join NATO, Russia is furious at neighbouring Georgia's attempts to joint the Alliance.

If Georgia had been a NATO member, the Alliance would have been obliged to defend it against invasion from Russia.

While a column of Russian armour left the key Georgian town of Gori on Tuesday, there was no sign of a full withdrawal 11 days after Moscow poured troops into the country.
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#354081 - 08/20/08 12:41 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Quote:

Do you guys think they are too young to be in the Olympics.



The age limit for girls changed in porn, after that wench Traci Lords had all her problems with drugs and shoplifting. Don't punish all those girls because of one bitch! Female pornstars mature much quickly than the men. The age use to be about 12 or 13 for the girls. Now for all those sex movies, the girls can't fuck for world championships and the AVN's until 18 or 19. It should be what it use to be at 12 or 13 years old. If they wait when they are 18, then another chance four years later will make them "too old". Make them be allowed to fuck younger, then they have more of a chance to fuck and win awards and make some money to help their families.




Fixed!
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#354082 - 08/20/08 12:46 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
gia jordan Offline
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Thank you for keeping all your derailments here, everybody. I had the la la salad with tahini sauce on the side/no cheese at Fred 62. I met my friend there and his new friend Ian. I asked Ian what his last name was and he told me don't worry about it. I HAAAAATE people like that. Also, Michael Phelps is a mouth breathing moron and I'm happy the Chinese girl won the gold in gymnastic or else her family would be taken out back and shot. Nastia is drop dead gorgeous, so despite her silver medal, she will earn top dollar in many endorsements for years to come because of her looks.
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#354083 - 08/20/08 01:19 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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Drop dead gorgeous? She's cute but that's it. Shawn Johnson is better looking. And Shawn was the favorite coming in to the Olympics with sponsors banking on Johnson winning. So how much exactly will Nastia make when 2004 Olympic gold all-around Carly Patterson is, as far as I know, no where to be seen.

http://www.people.com/

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#354084 - 08/20/08 01:25 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
gia jordan Offline
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.
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#354085 - 08/20/08 01:30 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Shawn is an Iowa girl, go Hawkeyes!

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#354086 - 08/20/08 01:31 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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Loc: Hell
This is Carly two years ago http://realitytv.about.com/

She was the new Mary Lou. Where did all the endorsements go? I'm watching Shannon Miller commercials during these Olympics and Shannon only won the gold for balance beam. Carly won the all around gold. I would be pissed!



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#354087 - 08/20/08 01:34 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Nastia already has a deal with Cover Girl.
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#354088 - 08/20/08 01:36 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Nastia already has a deal with Cover Girl.




Yeah, but she doesn't have a life size sculpture of herself made out of butter at the state fair. Zing!

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#354089 - 08/20/08 04:14 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Darrah Offline
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Was just wondering what happened to former Olympian Kim Zmeskal. Remember her? She's now 32, married and with two kids.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Zmeskal

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#354090 - 08/20/08 04:17 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
Da Burglar Offline
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.





just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?

I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.

Ia m grilling steak for breakfast, I am in training for the Murderball Death Fest in December down in Panama...I need a corner girl to wear my name on a super tight t-shirt in my corner. Gia's looks hot in a evil way to witness crippled carnage but her tits arent big enough, and Holly's too sweet & innocent to watch cripples kill each other. Maybe I'll ask moxxie.....
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#354091 - 08/20/08 06:28 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Appearance tends to be almost an obsession in a decadent, self-absorbed society.

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#354092 - 08/20/08 07:19 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Thank you for keeping all your derailments here, everybody. I had the la la salad with tahini sauce on the side/no cheese at Fred 62. I met my friend there and his new friend Ian. I asked Ian what his last name was and he told me don't worry about it. I HAAAAATE people like that. Also, Michael Phelps is a mouth breathing moron and I'm happy the Chinese girl won the gold in gymnastic or else her family would be taken out back and shot. Nastia is drop dead gorgeous, so despite her silver medal, she will earn top dollar in many endorsements for years to come because of her looks.





no cheese?
are you vegan now too gia?
yay for vegans!
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#354093 - 08/20/08 09:15 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.





just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?

I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.





I've been wondering the same thing recently. I wonder if sometimes it's easier to not be very attractive, and therefore to never have too much of your ego invested in that area. For example, you see the girls who grow up beautiful, and are popular in high school because they're so pretty, and it seems like everything about them is dependant on the way they look. They get the boys they want, the job they want-- hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic and can get out of speeding tickets because they are so pretty. Thus they never develop any other aspects of their personality because they never really had to. And suddenly age creeps around the corner, they grow old and pudgy, and everything that was handed to them on a silver platter vanishes with their looks.

Plus wouldn't it be annoying to be really beautiful? I mean like drop-dead, Angelina Jolie, unbelievably beautiful? (I know some of you don't think Angelina is beautiful-- and you'd be so wrong about that-- but in that case insert your goddess here) I would think that constantly being stared at, constantly being hit on, and constantly being told you're beautiful would get really old. And you'd wish people saw something else in you. But you can't complain, because nobody feels bad for the pretty girl, and in fact, that would be a sure way to make yourself unpopular very quickly.

I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing. And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.
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#354094 - 08/20/08 09:29 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic




Also known as a "Buttafuoco Break," or "Fisher Financing."

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#354095 - 08/20/08 11:11 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?




Of course I do...money! KIDDING! Look Burg, I was only mentioning Nastias looks because aside form her obvious elite gymnastic skills and being athletic and graceful, she has the looks to milk her gymnastics career even though she didn't win the gold.

I wish the Murderball event was in Ca. I'd totally shoot a story on it.
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#354096 - 08/20/08 02:54 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing.




Yeah well just like Bobby and that piece of metal, I learned my lesson very early in Life that my cuteness was only going to get me so far and that I would need to develop my mind and other things to get by in life and be able to pay for any high class whore i want and name MY price instead of the other way around. I grew tired of being an object....this is what i liked best about you Holly, you werent intimidated by my stunningly handsome looks and I could tell you respected me for my MIND and my love of all creatures (not just dogs) and not my cuteness or how many sausages i could buy you.

And as far as Angelina Jolie goes, I am somewhere in between Jia jerkin's Opinion of her and Holly's. While I think Angelina is definitely someone I would allow to bang me and allow to gobble my cum, I am not overly excited at the prospect...Christie Lee would be way better sex and 10 times as fun.

To be frank Holly, Angelina Jolie and her "Etch-a-Sketch Exagerated Sphincter Lips" do not look Half as sexy as your small cute subtle delicate oral features, especially when it involves sausage consumption. Small (non-smiling) mouths like yours and Mia Rose's are way hotter and sexier than Angelina's toll-booth sized grin. This is vitally important since EVERY guy, within five minutes of meeting a woman in person for the first time, has imagined his dick in her mouth. But I waited 15 minutes in holly's case....Gia doesnt count since I had seen her Feeding frenzy and Down the Hatch scenes by the time I met her.

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And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.




This is the only disappointing thing u have ever said...but disappointing nonetheless. Do i have to send you my own personal edition, signed copy of my OPUS "Cyrano da Burglariac"???
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#354097 - 08/20/08 03:04 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.




This is the only disappointing thing u have ever said...but disappointing nonetheless. Do i have to send you my own personal edition, signed copy of my OPUS "Cyrano da Burglariac"???




Hey I'm only human!
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#354098 - 08/20/08 03:07 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.





just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?

I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.





I've been wondering the same thing recently. I wonder if sometimes it's easier to not be very attractive, and therefore to never have too much of your ego invested in that area. For example, you see the girls who grow up beautiful, and are popular in high school because they're so pretty, and it seems like everything about them is dependant on the way they look. They get the boys they want, the job they want-- hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic and can get out of speeding tickets because they are so pretty. Thus they never develop any other aspects of their personality because they never really had to. And suddenly age creeps around the corner, they grow old and pudgy, and everything that was handed to them on a silver platter vanishes with their looks.

Plus wouldn't it be annoying to be really beautiful? I mean like drop-dead, Angelina Jolie, unbelievably beautiful? (I know some of you don't think Angelina is beautiful-- and you'd be so wrong about that-- but in that case insert your goddess here) I would think that constantly being stared at, constantly being hit on, and constantly being told you're beautiful would get really old. And you'd wish people saw something else in you. But you can't complain, because nobody feels bad for the pretty girl, and in fact, that would be a sure way to make yourself unpopular very quickly.

I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing. And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.




holly fishing for compliments on no one biting?

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#354099 - 08/20/08 03:17 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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quite the opposite. shawn is cute, but nastia is elegant and beautiful. nastia has a better body, longer legs, and more unique facial structure.





just out of curiosity, do you feel there is anything more important than appearance?

I just realized the happiest people I know, in all honesty, tend to be aesthetically challenged...while those who fall somehwere in the attractive but short of gorgeous, tend to be fucking miserable, with themselves and everyone/everything else. There's a lesson in this somewhere, kinda like that Brady Bunch episode where Bobby swallowed a piece of metal, but I am not willing to espouse on that right at this moment.





I've been wondering the same thing recently. I wonder if sometimes it's easier to not be very attractive, and therefore to never have too much of your ego invested in that area. For example, you see the girls who grow up beautiful, and are popular in high school because they're so pretty, and it seems like everything about them is dependant on the way they look. They get the boys they want, the job they want-- hell, they even get discounts at the auto mechanic and can get out of speeding tickets because they are so pretty. Thus they never develop any other aspects of their personality because they never really had to. And suddenly age creeps around the corner, they grow old and pudgy, and everything that was handed to them on a silver platter vanishes with their looks.

Plus wouldn't it be annoying to be really beautiful? I mean like drop-dead, Angelina Jolie, unbelievably beautiful? (I know some of you don't think Angelina is beautiful-- and you'd be so wrong about that-- but in that case insert your goddess here) I would think that constantly being stared at, constantly being hit on, and constantly being told you're beautiful would get really old. And you'd wish people saw something else in you. But you can't complain, because nobody feels bad for the pretty girl, and in fact, that would be a sure way to make yourself unpopular very quickly.

I wonder if being really beautiful could be a curse as much as it is still a blessing. And what's funny, is that despite everything I just said, I'd probably still want it.




holly fishing for compliments on no one biting?




Actually, I'm not fishing at all. I kinda figured someone would accuse me of that, though. I think we can all agree that I'm hardly drop-dead-gorgeous Angelina Jolie beautiful. I mean, c'mon.

What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?
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#354100 - 08/20/08 03:23 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?


he is jealous I have you in my will to receive my steel black and blue wheelchair (with optional Sybian Port attachement), as well as my new pet goldfish if they are stilla live. Guapo is only set to receive free Neidicinal Marijuana, but he has to pay for his own oprescription first, and i wont have anything to do with that...
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#354101 - 08/20/08 03:38 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Thank you for keeping all your derailments here, everybody. I had the la la salad with tahini sauce on the side/no cheese at Fred 62. I met my friend there and his new friend Ian. I asked Ian what his last name was and he told me don't worry about it. I HAAAAATE people like that. Also, Michael Phelps is a mouth breathing moron and I'm happy the Chinese girl won the gold in gymnastic or else her family would be taken out back and shot. Nastia is drop dead gorgeous, so despite her silver medal, she will earn top dollar in many endorsements for years to come because of her looks.




He was right. Who the hell asks someone their last name as soon as they meet them?

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#354102 - 08/20/08 03:40 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?


he is jealous I have you in my will to receive my steel black and blue wheelchair (with optional Sybian Port attachement), as well as my new pet goldfish if they are stilla live. Guapo is only set to receive free Neidicinal Marijuana, but he has to pay for his own oprescription first, and i wont have anything to do with that...




yes its true

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#354103 - 08/20/08 04:41 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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And who the fuck are you?




We ask that all the time of YOU. Stop turning the tables.

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oh yeah, the US open is about to start... what are everyones predictions. I'm expecting that Obama will win over McCain.




Ahh, the US Open, that's a big hunting event, isn't it? We should invite VP Dick Cheney as the MoC.
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#354104 - 08/20/08 04:45 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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What happened to us, Guapo? I thought we were cool? Why all the hate these days?


he is jealous I have you in my will to receive my steel black and blue wheelchair (with optional Sybian Port attachement), as well as my new pet goldfish if they are stilla live. Guapo is only set to receive free Neidicinal Marijuana, but he has to pay for his own oprescription first, and i wont have anything to do with that...




yes its true




what i gotta do to get a wheelie db?

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#354105 - 08/20/08 07:22 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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what i gotta do to get a wheelie db?




dont worry you'll get something when all is said and done.....everyone is soooo greedy.

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#354106 - 08/20/08 07:28 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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How's it going ralgruB aD?
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#354107 - 08/20/08 07:32 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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How's it going ralgruB aD?




I miss Christie lee's infectious laughter.....Countdown to someone with a "Infectious STD joke in 6, 5, 4...."
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#354108 - 08/20/08 07:48 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Where's the humor in spelling usernames backwards?

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#354109 - 08/20/08 07:48 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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I copied off of Burg. I'm unoriginal.
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#354110 - 08/20/08 08:12 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Where's the humor in spelling usernames backwards?




oynroB...... yuk yuk giggle snort




Edited to add: This is the typical level of thought and depth the average post exhibits on XPT lately...

Bornyo, truth be told, my name backwards bullshit was an underhanded jab at the preponderance of LOOKS-obsessed posts being made here. The only way the name appears normal is in the mirror.


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#354111 - 08/20/08 08:19 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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whats wrong with being looks obsessed?
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#354112 - 08/20/08 10:37 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Burg, you spelled your name backwards before you accused ppl here of being looks obsessed.
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#354113 - 08/20/08 10:51 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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whats wrong with being looks obsessed?




Because it's unwise to place so much emphasis on a superficial quality that so easily slips away from us. It's something that's designated at birth and there's no real way to improve upon it. Sure there's plastic surgery, etc, but that's only a new phenomenon and it's still impossible to make an ugly person beautiful via the surgeon's knife. The way someone looks doesn't translate into what kind of person they are, though we as a superficial society tend to think it does. Working to improve one's character, mind, or spirituality is a fulfilling pursuit. There's not a hell of a lot you can do about the way you look so obsessing over something like that is not only a dead end, it's downright depressing.

And of course, the irony is that I totally obsess over the way I look (though I'm better than I used to be), and my job contributes to the superficial mentality of our culture that I just complained about. So where the fuck do I come off even talking about this kind of thing?

I really hope the day comes where I don't give a shit about what I look like and I retire to the mountains of Tibet to become a Buddhist monk.
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#354114 - 08/20/08 11:22 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Burg, you spelled your name backwards before you accused ppl here of being looks obsessed.





....ok???
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#354115 - 08/20/08 11:44 PM Re: No Thread Derailments
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I really hope the day comes where I don't give a shit about what I look like and I retire to the mountains of Tibet to become a Buddhist monk.




Just remember that there's a lot of really mean Chinese in Tibet these days.
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#354116 - 08/21/08 12:18 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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And of course, the irony is that I totally obsess over the way I look (though I'm better than I used to be), and my job contributes to the superficial mentality of our culture that I just complained about. So where the fuck do I come off even talking about this kind of thing?




There's nothing wrong with CARING about one's appearance, and usually that extends to one's health and well being, so a certain conscientiousness about one's appearance is healthy.

But obsessing over it....constantly talking about it, especially in this disingenuous way that a lot of whores do, whereby they say things like "I am ugly, I am hideous, I AM TOO FAT..." all without believing it themselves, but rather with the intent of just getting someone to tell them the opposite and fellate their ego.

I cant stand it when people are made to feel overall inferior or worthless simply because they are aesthetically challenged. Like you said Holly, it is TOTALLY out of one's control the genetic makeup we are born with and how that makes us look in general...certainly, we can do localized, limited things to improve ourselves, like lose weight, exercise, dress or groom ourselves a certain way. But let their be a boundary to the importance we put on it, with ourselves and others. You make yourself, and in turn others, miserable when you emphasize looks to such a ridiculous extent. You alienate yourself, and voila, no matter how hott you might be, you are fucking ALONE. while so called "ugly" people who you snobbishly say are "Settling" for whomever because they have to, are HAPPY and experiencing a rich full life getting the most out of a relationship with someone they TRULY care about and vice versa. Jokes on you, the would be beauty queen.

A person who puts appearance HIGH on the list of qualities they want in someone, and who thinks that how THEY look is what will determine if they snag the person they want, generally tends to be selfish and totally impossible to love and please in a relationship anyway. Avoid them....find someone with FLAWS and accept them You will be a lot happier and more secure in the relationship.

There are 80 other tangents I could follow on this topic but I am not going to... I like hot looking chicks as much as the next guy, but it neither begins nor ends there. And there are MANY MANY women I know or have known who arent exactly gorgeous or even just plain "attractive" who I would, in a heartbeat, both want to spend hours in conversation, and bang the shit out of becuae they have other qualities and traits that make them sexy beyond a pretty face or perfectly proportioned body. Who's to say what's perfect anyway?

Women tend to be more full of shit on this whole topic anyway....they claim that they want MORE to a man than appearance, or flat out say looks dont matter that much, yet prove otherwise in both who they select, how they select, and how they carry and conduct themselves.
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#354117 - 08/21/08 07:16 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Shawn Johnson is better looking.




Shawn Johnson looks like one of The Little's. I want to put her in a hamster cage and feed her carrots.


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#354118 - 08/21/08 07:23 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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Dude, I could NOT put my finger on it, but you nailed the comparison completely! I kept thinking that she looked a little like a chipmunk or a cartoon character, but it's the Littles.
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#354119 - 08/21/08 07:26 AM Re: No Thread Derailments
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well im looks obsessed
and its been nothing but good for me
not in a surgery way- i havent had any YET
but i lost a shit ton of weight and look alot better
now
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