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Back to the derailment ...

Darrah, Alex is being very modest - he is so much more than just the dude that got "booted from ADT":

1. Former notorious underage pornboard poster.

2. Revisionist military historian.

3. Designer of high tech dungeons and cutting edge torture wear.

4. A young, hip, New York, fashionista.

5. Interested in women's anal health.

6. Always ready to offer advice to African-American business entrepreneurs.

7. Expert on how to eat on a budget in one of the world's most expensive cities.

8. Fitness fanatic.

9. Shrewd bargain hunter.

10. Low budget independent porn concept man.